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𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐮𝐬 @lucishair.bsky.social · Apr 6

𝑩𝒐𝒅𝒚 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒑𝒖𝒏𝒄𝒉 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒆
𝑾𝒉𝒚 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒊𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆

♔ 𝙇𝙪𝙘𝙞𝙪𝙨 𝙈𝙖𝙡𝙛𝙤𝙮

written by #𝒔𝒊𝒍𝒉𝒖𝒆𝒕𝒂

Severus Tobias Snape | Parody @severustsnape.bsky.social · Aug 21

"That is not for me to determine. Whether I deserve forgiveness is for the wronged party to decide. I would not fault someone for choosing not to."

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Severus Tobias Snape | Parody @severustsnape.bsky.social · Aug 14

"I did nothing to them."

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Severus Tobias Snape | Parody @severustsnape.bsky.social · Aug 10

"None of that undid what they did to me. None of it."

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Severus Tobias Snape | Parody @severustsnape.bsky.social · Jul 19

"I am well aware of what I was and what I did and put myself at risk to try to undo some of the damage. They didn't."

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Severus Tobias Snape | Parody @severustsnape.bsky.social · Jun 27

"I'm not holding a grudge to do them harm. But that doesn't mean I forget what they did. The past cannot be undone."

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𝕲𝐑͟𝐄𝐃. @fredthetwin.bsky.social · Jun 5

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𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐞 @wingsandscales.bsky.social · Oct 28

𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙩; 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙨.

Cʜᴀʀʟɪᴇ Wᴇᴀsʟᴇʏ

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Severus Tobias Snape | Parody @severustsnape.bsky.social · May 23

—– "It may have escaped your notice, but life isn’t fair..."

• N/SFW RPer.
• Open for banter and SLs.
• MultiRPer and Multishipper.
• Bi.
• Ships with chemistry only.
• Will not lewd from the first tweet.
• Post-War
• ❤️ & RT?

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Severus Tobias Snape | Parody @severustsnape.bsky.social · Jun 5

"Why should I not?"

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𝓚ingsley 𝓢hacklebolt @theroyallynx.bsky.social · May 31

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Severus Tobias Snape | Parody @severustsnape.bsky.social · May 27

"I wasn't adverse to such a thing..."

He was the least infuriating of the four of them.

Severus Tobias Snape | Parody @severustsnape.bsky.social · May 24

He shrugged.

"It wasn't in my 'bingo card', as the Muggles say, to ever see Potter Snr. and Black..."

𝚁𝙴𝙼𝚄𝚂 ☽ @kindw0lf.bsky.social · May 24

"No need for such rudeness, Severus."

Severus Tobias Snape | Parody @severustsnape.bsky.social · May 24

"The bloody Marauders... Thought they were all dead?"

Severus Tobias Snape | Parody @severustsnape.bsky.social · May 24

"The bloody Marauders... Thought they were all dead?"

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Severus Tobias Snape | Parody @severustsnape.bsky.social · May 24

// I'd need to recreate so many emails to do that! I'm being choosy for the time being.

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𝚁𝙴𝙼𝚄𝚂 ☽ @kindw0lf.bsky.social · May 24

ㅤ
𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒔 𝒑𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝒅𝒐 𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔...

( ↻ / ♡ )
ㅤ

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Severus Tobias Snape | Parody @severustsnape.bsky.social · May 24

// It came back... And now it's down again...

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Severus Tobias Snape | Parody @severustsnape.bsky.social · May 24

// So, twitter is down... Starting to see the validity of migrating here!!

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Severus Tobias Snape | Parody @severustsnape.bsky.social · May 24

#SexySaturday
#TheMorningAfter

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Remus J. Lupin || RP/Parody Account @theloonymoony.bsky.social · Jan 14

"The whole school somehow thinks you're the mild one out of this lot."
Remus smiled at her very sweetly. "Are you suggesting I'm not?"

*MWPP or HP era
*Shoebox Project & All the Young Dudes
*bi (no lean), Dom/switch, MV/MS for those who earn it (see below)

#GDIBlakely #NSFW 21+

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CORBAN YAXLEY. @donecmortem.bsky.social · Dec 2

❝You realise that I am on my way downstairs to interrogate your wife, Cattermole?❞

Corban Yaxley. Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Pure blood wizard. Undercover death eater. Father of three. Mature themes and trigger warnings. Ships with chemistry.

a man in a suit is looking down in the dark .

ALT: a man in a suit is looking down in the dark .

media.tenor.com

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𝐄𝐙𝐄𝐊𝐈𝐄𝐋 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐖. @hadeanenigma.bsky.social · Nov 30

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ❝𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔, 𝒎𝒚 𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅.❞

ㅤㅤㅤ ☠ ── #𝗁𝗉𝗋𝗉 ; 𝗆𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗋𝗇 au
original portrayal
ㅤㅤ of ezekiel carrow.
ㅤㅤ mature, descriptive.

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Severus Tobias Snape | Parody @severustsnape.bsky.social · May 23

~¤ Permanent Starter Call ¤~

🧙🏻RT for a written starter.
🧙🏻 ❤ for a DM to plot.
🧙🏻 Do both to spread the word!
🧙🏻 Feel free to send something of your own (TL only).

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Severus Tobias Snape | Parody @severustsnape.bsky.social · May 23

—– "It may have escaped your notice, but life isn’t fair..."

• N/SFW RPer.
• Open for banter and SLs.
• MultiRPer and Multishipper.
• Bi.
• Ships with chemistry only.
• Will not lewd from the first tweet.
• Post-War
• ❤️ & RT?

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