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7thcrow

7thcrow

@sevnthcrow.bsky.social

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Attorney at LOL/Court Jester. Mostly about random thoughts I scream into the void in lieu of actually socializing, Phish, cats, lawtalkin stuff, sobriety, nail polish, the downfall of humanity. But I was sent from space so I’ll be alright. 🦄⚖️🤓⭕️🎶🛸🍀🌈😼💅🏻

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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 5h

Ohhh great color choices!!

7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 5h

Spooky nails

I totally forgot about the candy corn nail I usually do, I should have done that on the pinky instead of the swamp hag thing I was going for. Ghost nail glows.

7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 1d

When the DEA shows up at my house:

“No really, I bought the drug scale because my cat has high blood pressure and I have to split a pill the size of a head of an eraser into quarters and it’s really not going well measuring it visually”

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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 1d

#ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark

A yellow gelatinous blob with three eyeballs floating around it waves its tentacles and says to someone off panel, “I may GOOD ATTORNEY, but it would take a SAINT to get you off.“

7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 2d

Leftovers are my fave breakfast sometimes… one coworker can’t let go of the time he walked by my office and I was eating a taco salad at 8:45 🤣

7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 2d

She’s a spook…house
She’s spooky spooky, lettin it all hang out

A kinda bad pic of my haunted house cardigan with a big ol spook house and black cat and creepy owl on my ass in a mirror

7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 2d

I’m wavering on it, I want a chair for the arts n crap room but I want a loungey one 😒

7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 2d

Not really a Lego “collector” (if it’s in the box I probably haven’t gotten to it yet) but I may have bought a sealed architecture line White House off of eBay this morning

7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 2d

There is a white and gold armchair that’s covered in Phish donuts at a secondhand store near me and this may be my mission tomorrow

7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 3d

So fucking tired of old white men

Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals @leftistlawyer.com · 3d

Hey Bernie, quick question, what the fuck is wrong with you?

www.newsweek.com/bernie-sande...

Bernie Sanders praises Trump's job on securing border

"I don’t like Trump, but we should have a secure border. It ain’t that hard to do. Biden didn't do it," the senator said.

www.newsweek.com

7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 3d

Purr break.

7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 4d

I know, I’m just scared none of it matters anymore. They’re just going to do what they want for their gain and gaslight us into thinking they’re doing what’s good for the country. There’s no actual consequences. I don’t understand it.

7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 4d

I mean, if I get a warning on Reddit for saying I hope the Epstein Ballroom burns to the ground with all the fascists inside for “threatening violence” of course my pedantic legalese ass is going to appeal it asking exactly what part of expressing a hope constitutes making a threat

7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 4d

Left that on twitter

7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 5d

Just got an email about holding off on disbursing funds of ours to the federal government.

It’s because they’re going to stop accepting paper checks, not because we’re being run by a senile assclown and his merry band of bigots.

So tempted to reply all with “don’t tease me with a good time”

7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 5d

I’m so happy you got to take this trip, it sounds so fun 😁 one of our admins & her husband just did a train trip to Glacier National Park. I’m jealous of everyone lol

7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 5d

Lady Cardinal finally came back! I love her because she doesn’t give a shit about if I step out the door, about the seeds getting tossed, she’s gonna chirp at me and eat her seeds dammit.

7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 6d

I’m also sad because it was the piece of red jasper I found in the brook in VT and I loved how it looked & felt.

7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 6d

So the rock I was talking to apparently hates me because it seems to have winked out of existence. I’ve retraced my steps from Sunday to the point I drove by the house down the road I stopped at to buy pickles and fished a bag out of the trash to check.

I’m too fucked up for ROCKS to listen to 😒

7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 6d

The whole initial exchange took place in earshot of the parents of a clerk who had just been sworn in as an atty about 10 minutes ago, they said “Oh… now we get what she tells us about working the counter.” 🤣🤣

7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 6d

I was forbidden by the chief clerk to put on the return of paper “I do not consent to contract with the king” with a red fingerprint

7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 6d

Told a sovereign citizen I don’t recognize his arguments & he can think child support is unconstitutional all he wants but it’s still the law. Wanted my oath of office so I gave him my card.

“King Ydnar of the Gruel Estate c/o [Johnny Sovereign]” mailed me a violation under color of law yesterday 🤣

7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 8d

Debating sending my sis in GA a box of leaves since she misses the fall experience

The road that’s on the other side of the hill from my house with fall foliage

7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 8d

I’m very sad because every morning Lady Cardinal was sitting on the grill waiting for me to throw out birdseed but I haven’t seen her since I went on vacation

7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 8d

Hugs! I’m a little on edge about my perpetual fear that I’m so messed up that it’s irreversible. But I guess we’ll see.

Fighting fascism is a marathon anyway, there’s never ending work outside the big optics for us 💪🏻