Shallow 🏳️⚧️
@shallowhydra.bsky.social
its me shallot (like the onion)
mediocre gamedev and artist
(un)retired comp splatoon player
occasionally dabble in pokemon vgc
i like birds quite a bit im very normal about them
mediocre gamedev and artist
(un)retired comp splatoon player
occasionally dabble in pokemon vgc
i like birds quite a bit im very normal about them
i know it was stupid but i miss when you could do this it felt good
February 16, 2026 at 1:45 PM
i know it was stupid but i miss when you could do this it felt good
i have literally never at any point understood the appeal of discord nitro what could you possibly gain from slightly larger file size limits that incentivizes you to pay 100 fucking dollars per year
February 14, 2026 at 4:44 AM
i have literally never at any point understood the appeal of discord nitro what could you possibly gain from slightly larger file size limits that incentivizes you to pay 100 fucking dollars per year
why do inkjet directs just not connect sometimes are we ever gonna fix that
February 12, 2026 at 4:27 AM
why do inkjet directs just not connect sometimes are we ever gonna fix that
dude im sick again. thats 3 times this year already and if im including last year i dont even know anymore i fucking lost count
February 12, 2026 at 4:19 AM
dude im sick again. thats 3 times this year already and if im including last year i dont even know anymore i fucking lost count
bought an n64 and a copy of majoras mask so i could learn bomb hovers and do great bay early. was it worth it
February 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
bought an n64 and a copy of majoras mask so i could learn bomb hovers and do great bay early. was it worth it
i have to do this so i can be better at splatoon i hope you all understand
February 11, 2026 at 10:36 AM
i have to do this so i can be better at splatoon i hope you all understand
is it just me. like i didnt even mention ttek and splash being the exact same fucking thing for some reason like so many kits are so samey too
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 PM
is it just me. like i didnt even mention ttek and splash being the exact same fucking thing for some reason like so many kits are so samey too
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hi guys come play luti with me and @shallowhydra.bsky.social :)
February 5, 2026 at 6:10 AM
hi guys come play luti with me and @shallowhydra.bsky.social :)
why do you look like that
February 2, 2026 at 9:14 AM
why do you look like that
The worst part about the stealth nerf is the amount of chunked sj shoes i have that i don’t really need anymore
February 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
The worst part about the stealth nerf is the amount of chunked sj shoes i have that i don’t really need anymore
today i finally changed my startup background to a brown thrasher. for the last 12 years my it has been toad’s face texture from super mario 64
February 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
today i finally changed my startup background to a brown thrasher. for the last 12 years my it has been toad’s face texture from super mario 64
dynamo might as well be a brand new weapon in this game i dont think anyone knows how to fight it
January 31, 2026 at 3:53 PM
dynamo might as well be a brand new weapon in this game i dont think anyone knows how to fight it
nobody made you do that
January 30, 2026 at 10:18 PM
nobody made you do that
i get out of splatoon, major game-changing update happens, i am back in splatoon. the cycle simply does not end
January 29, 2026 at 9:19 PM
i get out of splatoon, major game-changing update happens, i am back in splatoon. the cycle simply does not end
man i love being wrong
watching everyone get so riled up over the upcoming splatoon update and i just know in my heart of hearts its gonna drop and the patch is gonna be like 2 insignificant nerfs 3 insignificant buffs and the "ranked battle changes" are gonna be like you can now see what your opponents favorite color is
January 27, 2026 at 4:21 PM
man i love being wrong
pixel art is so fun. take another bird
January 26, 2026 at 8:27 PM
pixel art is so fun. take another bird
mystery dungeon-esque portraits but instead it is birds
January 26, 2026 at 6:27 PM
mystery dungeon-esque portraits but instead it is birds
watching everyone get so riled up over the upcoming splatoon update and i just know in my heart of hearts its gonna drop and the patch is gonna be like 2 insignificant nerfs 3 insignificant buffs and the "ranked battle changes" are gonna be like you can now see what your opponents favorite color is
January 25, 2026 at 6:44 AM
watching everyone get so riled up over the upcoming splatoon update and i just know in my heart of hearts its gonna drop and the patch is gonna be like 2 insignificant nerfs 3 insignificant buffs and the "ranked battle changes" are gonna be like you can now see what your opponents favorite color is
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oh.... my aoe is big.....
January 24, 2026 at 6:51 PM
oh.... my aoe is big.....
I genuinely forgot that I ordered this but its really fucking awesome and cool and if it ever falls off my bag i’m going to cry
January 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I genuinely forgot that I ordered this but its really fucking awesome and cool and if it ever falls off my bag i’m going to cry
today bluesky, i give you an unrendered animation
January 10, 2026 at 9:34 AM
today bluesky, i give you an unrendered animation
game development is hard take my ms paint character art
January 9, 2026 at 6:37 AM
game development is hard take my ms paint character art
glad this still seems to resonate with people 2 months later
December 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
glad this still seems to resonate with people 2 months later
People have not talked about the absurd stat spreads of the Z megas nearly enough yet. Look at this mother fucker mega garchomp Z. This bastard has an 81.3% chance to ohko a 252 HP 252 SPDEF mega god damn rayquaza in one hit with draco meteor. Its almost faster than booster speed mane. What the hell
December 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
People have not talked about the absurd stat spreads of the Z megas nearly enough yet. Look at this mother fucker mega garchomp Z. This bastard has an 81.3% chance to ohko a 252 HP 252 SPDEF mega god damn rayquaza in one hit with draco meteor. Its almost faster than booster speed mane. What the hell