Shane Bryan
@shanebryan.bsky.social
All great ideas begin as heresy.
While they're normally a cesspool of "what was that noise - was that gunfire?" Albo & his team need to check Community FB groups. The number of people struggling, asking for info on getting help, assistance with bills & groceries is sky rocketing. #Auspol
February 16, 2026 at 10:41 PM
While they're normally a cesspool of "what was that noise - was that gunfire?" Albo & his team need to check Community FB groups. The number of people struggling, asking for info on getting help, assistance with bills & groceries is sky rocketing. #Auspol
at first glance I thought this Michael Palin book was about Magneto
February 7, 2026 at 7:25 AM
at first glance I thought this Michael Palin book was about Magneto
Melbournes #DavidByrne concert was phenomenal.
January 22, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Melbournes #DavidByrne concert was phenomenal.
imagining how hot this thing would be today #melbourneweather #melbweather
January 9, 2026 at 4:45 AM
imagining how hot this thing would be today #melbourneweather #melbweather
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Twins, clickbait, nazis, plus a smattering of good things here and there, I promise. Recap the year in Australian TV with me (a hottie) on The Last Year of Television. Out Monday on @binge.com.au ❤️
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Twins, clickbait, nazis, plus a smattering of good things here and there, I promise. Recap the year in Australian TV with me (a hottie) on The Last Year of Television. Out Monday on @binge.com.au ❤️
i love visiting Madame Tussauds
December 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
i love visiting Madame Tussauds
You should have to accumulate a certain level of social credit to be even allowed in a shopping centre or supermarket in the 3 days leading up to Christmas.
Christmas shoppers are animals.
Christmas shoppers are animals.
December 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
You should have to accumulate a certain level of social credit to be even allowed in a shopping centre or supermarket in the 3 days leading up to Christmas.
Christmas shoppers are animals.
Christmas shoppers are animals.
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
If you filmed & uploaded footage of the victims of the Bondi attack this evening instead of helping, even just holding someone’s hand, telling them they’d be OK, or waiting with them until help arrived, I hope the AFP tracks you down & holds you accountable for your actions.
December 14, 2025 at 10:25 AM
If you filmed & uploaded footage of the victims of the Bondi attack this evening instead of helping, even just holding someone’s hand, telling them they’d be OK, or waiting with them until help arrived, I hope the AFP tracks you down & holds you accountable for your actions.
𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Trump gold-plates his walker, officially making it the first mobility aid with a higher net worth than his voter base.
December 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Trump gold-plates his walker, officially making it the first mobility aid with a higher net worth than his voter base.
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A whole lot of not thinking things through with this policy.
Pretty much assumes everyone is a middle-upper class white, straight teenager with no issues living in a city
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Pretty much assumes everyone is a middle-upper class white, straight teenager with no issues living in a city
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
I’m 15 years old and have a disability. Social media has been a lifeline – why is the government kicking me off? | Ezra Sholl
As I come to terms with life as a quadriplegic, Instagram and TikTok are a reminder I’m not alone
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
A whole lot of not thinking things through with this policy.
Pretty much assumes everyone is a middle-upper class white, straight teenager with no issues living in a city
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Pretty much assumes everyone is a middle-upper class white, straight teenager with no issues living in a city
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
What a disgrace that no State or Federal Politician has the will, or backbone to fix this. @albomp.bsky.social #Auspol
redflag.org.au/article/weve...
redflag.org.au/article/weve...
‘We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas’: Labor turns blind eye to Melbourne’s 100,000 empty homes | Red Flag
“Melbourne may be an unhappy home for its 24,000 homeless residents”, begins Prosper Australia’s
redflag.org.au
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
What a disgrace that no State or Federal Politician has the will, or backbone to fix this. @albomp.bsky.social #Auspol
redflag.org.au/article/weve...
redflag.org.au/article/weve...
When did humanity forget how to correctly pronounce the word ‘contribution’?
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 AM
When did humanity forget how to correctly pronounce the word ‘contribution’?
30c today and now it’s hailing. wtf #Melbourne
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
30c today and now it’s hailing. wtf #Melbourne
It’s time to solve the problems of some rich white people in eastern Sydney. #Loveitorlistit
November 5, 2025 at 10:47 AM
It’s time to solve the problems of some rich white people in eastern Sydney. #Loveitorlistit
It must be great sitting in political obscurity, whining and ranting about things that can, and never will happen.
The human funko pop delivers yet another banger. #Auspol
The human funko pop delivers yet another banger. #Auspol
October 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
It must be great sitting in political obscurity, whining and ranting about things that can, and never will happen.
The human funko pop delivers yet another banger. #Auspol
The human funko pop delivers yet another banger. #Auspol
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It is grimly amusing that Australia’s second largest Defence acquisition deal ($46bn!) was referred to the NACC - for good reason - but the Commissioner won’t look at it bc he’s still a ranking ADF officer.
Readers will be astonished that this referral two yrs ago has yielded nothing yet.
Readers will be astonished that this referral two yrs ago has yielded nothing yet.
BAE frigate deal referred to anti-corruption commission
Referral comes in same week the controversial procurement will face a second parliamentary hearing
open.substack.com
October 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It is grimly amusing that Australia’s second largest Defence acquisition deal ($46bn!) was referred to the NACC - for good reason - but the Commissioner won’t look at it bc he’s still a ranking ADF officer.
Readers will be astonished that this referral two yrs ago has yielded nothing yet.
Readers will be astonished that this referral two yrs ago has yielded nothing yet.
I used to love flicking through the Melways as a kid but an app version feels like the most pointless thing in existence.
October 19, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I used to love flicking through the Melways as a kid but an app version feels like the most pointless thing in existence.
Lame, weak duck analysis from Waleed, only proving that the love affair with his own ego remains safely in place. #Auspol
archive.md/YXGOw
archive.md/YXGOw
October 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Lame, weak duck analysis from Waleed, only proving that the love affair with his own ego remains safely in place. #Auspol
archive.md/YXGOw
archive.md/YXGOw
Breaking: Canberra drafts “Politicians Privacy Act” after realising data leaks are actually bad when it happens to them. /s #Auspol 😂
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
Anthony Albanese's mobile phone number released online
Sussan Ley and other prominent Australians are among those whose details have been made available on a US-based website.
www.abc.net.au
October 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Breaking: Canberra drafts “Politicians Privacy Act” after realising data leaks are actually bad when it happens to them. /s #Auspol 😂
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...