Sharkey 🦈
@sharkey.bsky.social
Sharkey is a fictional character. Cautionary example that assholes might mistake for cool. Did not not invent the word "Metroidvania."
Pinned
That time John Ritter well actually'd James Earl Jones to death
December 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
That time John Ritter well actually'd James Earl Jones to death
Never say I've done nothing for culture.
December 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Never say I've done nothing for culture.
Come on mate. You're smarter than this.
December 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Come on mate. You're smarter than this.
Held the door for a guy at the gas station and he was like "THANKS BROTHER!" in the best Macho Man voice and it wasn't til I echoed back "YOU'RE WELCOME BROTHER!" that I realized he was a tweaker and wasn't doing a bit.
On the plus side he didn't seem to notice.
On the plus side he didn't seem to notice.
December 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Held the door for a guy at the gas station and he was like "THANKS BROTHER!" in the best Macho Man voice and it wasn't til I echoed back "YOU'RE WELCOME BROTHER!" that I realized he was a tweaker and wasn't doing a bit.
On the plus side he didn't seem to notice.
On the plus side he didn't seem to notice.
Instead of a normal need to pee dream I just had Ray Smuckles with a thought balloon over his head scrolling through themed porn names that he was making up (e.g. "Little Tinkle," "Goldie Storm," etc.) Intensely annoyed with my brain meat right now.
December 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Instead of a normal need to pee dream I just had Ray Smuckles with a thought balloon over his head scrolling through themed porn names that he was making up (e.g. "Little Tinkle," "Goldie Storm," etc.) Intensely annoyed with my brain meat right now.
Last night Outer Heaven ran The Kids' Guide to The Internet and the prevailing sentiment, beyond "AAAAAA THIS SUCKS," was "holy shit the Mr. T Ate My Balls era internet was so much more usable."
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Last night Outer Heaven ran The Kids' Guide to The Internet and the prevailing sentiment, beyond "AAAAAA THIS SUCKS," was "holy shit the Mr. T Ate My Balls era internet was so much more usable."
Tickled stupid that nationstates.net still exists as a weird time capsule. I put this in a column like twenty years ago and the summary of the commie paradise I just made is almost word for word the same as last time.
December 7, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Tickled stupid that nationstates.net still exists as a weird time capsule. I put this in a column like twenty years ago and the summary of the commie paradise I just made is almost word for word the same as last time.
saw the dnd map a friend is playing on and I screamed such a screm
December 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
saw the dnd map a friend is playing on and I screamed such a screm
classic
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
classic
surprising fuckin nobody
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
surprising fuckin nobody
Plutocrats used to build public works as part of an implicit understanding that there is a thin fucking line between your bullshit and a public execution. The dismantling of those works is acknowledgement that the compromise is null and void. Now they live in terror, divorced from the world.
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Plutocrats used to build public works as part of an implicit understanding that there is a thin fucking line between your bullshit and a public execution. The dismantling of those works is acknowledgement that the compromise is null and void. Now they live in terror, divorced from the world.
Been playing old Castlevanias and assorted knockoffs for the last month and whoa boy I bet there was a whole conversation about Vampire Survivors that I'm glad I missed.
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Been playing old Castlevanias and assorted knockoffs for the last month and whoa boy I bet there was a whole conversation about Vampire Survivors that I'm glad I missed.
Just a tip to avoid a mistake commonly made this time of year:
Holly has red berries and pointed leaves
Missiletoe is silver and on the end of Mechagodzilla's feet
Holly has red berries and pointed leaves
Missiletoe is silver and on the end of Mechagodzilla's feet
December 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Just a tip to avoid a mistake commonly made this time of year:
Holly has red berries and pointed leaves
Missiletoe is silver and on the end of Mechagodzilla's feet
Holly has red berries and pointed leaves
Missiletoe is silver and on the end of Mechagodzilla's feet
Science teacher friend left a knackered skelly in the cockpit without telling me. Fucker matches my mood.
November 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Science teacher friend left a knackered skelly in the cockpit without telling me. Fucker matches my mood.
Me, manifesting memories of a perfect city from aeons past: You pale shadows wouldn't understand...
RPG party: Is this just San Francisco? From like, 2005?
RPG party: Is this just San Francisco? From like, 2005?
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Me, manifesting memories of a perfect city from aeons past: You pale shadows wouldn't understand...
RPG party: Is this just San Francisco? From like, 2005?
RPG party: Is this just San Francisco? From like, 2005?
Brought the monsters to visit for the holiday. Potato thinks Fury is is best friend.
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Brought the monsters to visit for the holiday. Potato thinks Fury is is best friend.
THE END DAY
Elliott Erwitt, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. New York City, USA. 1988.
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
THE END DAY
despite all my rage
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
despite all my rage
Free idea: Grawlix Soup. Like alphabet soup but it's all "@#!!$?#" like you're eating a bowl of censored swears from dead Q*Berts
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Free idea: Grawlix Soup. Like alphabet soup but it's all "@#!!$?#" like you're eating a bowl of censored swears from dead Q*Berts
when it's drunk o'clock and you catch yourself singing Komm, süsser Tod at the dog except every word is dog
🎶 doggie dog dog doggie dog dog doggie dog doooog 🎶
🎶 doggie dog dog doggie dog dog doggie dog doooog 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
when it's drunk o'clock and you catch yourself singing Komm, süsser Tod at the dog except every word is dog
🎶 doggie dog dog doggie dog dog doggie dog doooog 🎶
🎶 doggie dog dog doggie dog dog doggie dog doooog 🎶
Jesus Wept
if you were gonna get a tramp stamp of a line from a horror movie what would you get?
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Jesus Wept
Whenever I actually like a comedy anime I get flashbacks to Nich and Jeremy peeking through the door like the theater scene in Gremlins. All "He's watching Azumanga Daioh... And he loves it?"
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Whenever I actually like a comedy anime I get flashbacks to Nich and Jeremy peeking through the door like the theater scene in Gremlins. All "He's watching Azumanga Daioh... And he loves it?"
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Fury still just lets himself in. No fucks given about the corgi.
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Fury still just lets himself in. No fucks given about the corgi.