Sharkey 🦈
@sharkey.bsky.social
Sharkey is a fictional character. Cautionary example that assholes might mistake for cool. Did not not invent the word "Metroidvania."
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Isn't luring you to my ancestral inbred fishing island like, cozy horror? I thought you were into being sacrificed for more fish next year. What's with all the screaming
February 4, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Isn't luring you to my ancestral inbred fishing island like, cozy horror? I thought you were into being sacrificed for more fish next year. What's with all the screaming
Dreamed ppl kept looking at me funny or giggling while I walked past until I got home and looked in the mirror and there was text hovering over my head that said Lord Fagula cus someone had name tagged me like a Minecraft mob
February 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Dreamed ppl kept looking at me funny or giggling while I walked past until I got home and looked in the mirror and there was text hovering over my head that said Lord Fagula cus someone had name tagged me like a Minecraft mob
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guess it's time to blow the jpg artifact dust off of this one
January 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
guess it's time to blow the jpg artifact dust off of this one
"Get in boner, we're going boning."
![The infamous Skeleton Biker [with Machine Gun Sidecar] from Castlevania 64.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ofyst44lyz4w42aw7o47amqj/bafkreihueqpegufkw3hpdtzg3a7nenm6yur7lnmfkxtvipx7lu3xs7abbi@jpeg)
January 29, 2026 at 7:03 PM
"Get in boner, we're going boning."
Peniks
January 29, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Peniks
Titled something like "Defeat" or "The Futility of Desire" or some shit
January 29, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Titled something like "Defeat" or "The Futility of Desire" or some shit
Left picking up after an absolute rager of a wake. Forgot what the dwarven side of the family is like. On the plus side I've found enough leftover booze and drugs to stuff at least one of the smuggling holds, which I'll be keeping as a cleaning fee.
January 20, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Left picking up after an absolute rager of a wake. Forgot what the dwarven side of the family is like. On the plus side I've found enough leftover booze and drugs to stuff at least one of the smuggling holds, which I'll be keeping as a cleaning fee.
it feels weird that star treks is final fantasy 8 now
January 20, 2026 at 8:53 PM
it feels weird that star treks is final fantasy 8 now
When multiple family members die in the same week and you inherit all the firearms because you're the "responsible one"
January 17, 2026 at 11:03 AM
When multiple family members die in the same week and you inherit all the firearms because you're the "responsible one"
I'd like to be doing some JSRF shit right now but my knees are basically dust from doing JSRF shit twenty-five years ago.
January 17, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I'd like to be doing some JSRF shit right now but my knees are basically dust from doing JSRF shit twenty-five years ago.
Historians are all "well, a lot of this was probably exaggeration written by political enemies" while people actually living through the fall of empires are like "nah fam, appointing a horse to the senate wasn't even the most fucked up thing that dipshit did just this week."
January 17, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Historians are all "well, a lot of this was probably exaggeration written by political enemies" while people actually living through the fall of empires are like "nah fam, appointing a horse to the senate wasn't even the most fucked up thing that dipshit did just this week."
Who let the annoying ass eight year old into the Commodore 64 chat room
Weirdly, this digivolved into America OnLine in 1989
Weirdly, this digivolved into America OnLine in 1989
January 16, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Who let the annoying ass eight year old into the Commodore 64 chat room
Weirdly, this digivolved into America OnLine in 1989
Weirdly, this digivolved into America OnLine in 1989
Watching someone play Hytale and their spawn has a railroad and an iron mine right there. They're like "oh, they give you a starter chest?" No, they do not. You are just God's favorite idiot.
My doors opened up on a pile of rocks and a fucking bear.
My doors opened up on a pile of rocks and a fucking bear.
January 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Watching someone play Hytale and their spawn has a railroad and an iron mine right there. They're like "oh, they give you a starter chest?" No, they do not. You are just God's favorite idiot.
My doors opened up on a pile of rocks and a fucking bear.
My doors opened up on a pile of rocks and a fucking bear.
Everybody: Let's make a world where nothing sucks for anyone ever. Because of spores or a big computer or whatever.
*Enterprise shows up*
Everybody: Well, fuck.
*Enterprise shows up*
Everybody: Well, fuck.
January 13, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Everybody: Let's make a world where nothing sucks for anyone ever. Because of spores or a big computer or whatever.
*Enterprise shows up*
Everybody: Well, fuck.
*Enterprise shows up*
Everybody: Well, fuck.
Talk to the nieces and nephews without sounding like the preamble to a boss fight challenge: Impossible
January 12, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Talk to the nieces and nephews without sounding like the preamble to a boss fight challenge: Impossible
We need more girls in STEM if we're going to defeat the Bacterian Empire
January 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
We need more girls in STEM if we're going to defeat the Bacterian Empire
Whole damn family in one place and got their laundry mixed up. Nieces arguing about whose hot pink pirate flag booty shorts are these.
*Plucks them off the pile*
"Those are mine."
:o :o
*Plucks them off the pile*
"Those are mine."
:o :o
January 7, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Whole damn family in one place and got their laundry mixed up. Nieces arguing about whose hot pink pirate flag booty shorts are these.
*Plucks them off the pile*
"Those are mine."
:o :o
*Plucks them off the pile*
"Those are mine."
:o :o
Waking up and frantically googling some shit at five AM
"Wtf are you doing?"
"I have to know if the bee girl is alright"
"From the blind melon video?"
"yeah..."
"Oh. How is she?"
"she's fine, she's like forty and works in a fertility clinic"
"Oh good."
Zzzzzzz
"Wtf are you doing?"
"I have to know if the bee girl is alright"
"From the blind melon video?"
"yeah..."
"Oh. How is she?"
"she's fine, she's like forty and works in a fertility clinic"
"Oh good."
Zzzzzzz
January 6, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Waking up and frantically googling some shit at five AM
"Wtf are you doing?"
"I have to know if the bee girl is alright"
"From the blind melon video?"
"yeah..."
"Oh. How is she?"
"she's fine, she's like forty and works in a fertility clinic"
"Oh good."
Zzzzzzz
"Wtf are you doing?"
"I have to know if the bee girl is alright"
"From the blind melon video?"
"yeah..."
"Oh. How is she?"
"she's fine, she's like forty and works in a fertility clinic"
"Oh good."
Zzzzzzz