Sharkey 🦈
@sharkey.bsky.social
Sharkey is a fictional character. Cautionary example that assholes might mistake for cool. Did not not invent the word "Metroidvania."
It's a zergling, Lester. A smaller type of zerg.
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 AM
It's a zergling, Lester. A smaller type of zerg.
I try not to generally bitch about boomers but asked my uncle for a photo of grandad and he sends a photo of a screenshot of a screenshot. Like, you can count the rings on this like it's a fuckin tree. Dude looks like a Fallout 4 character.
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I try not to generally bitch about boomers but asked my uncle for a photo of grandad and he sends a photo of a screenshot of a screenshot. Like, you can count the rings on this like it's a fuckin tree. Dude looks like a Fallout 4 character.
when I get a bunch of complaints about a comic being "blasphemous"
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
when I get a bunch of complaints about a comic being "blasphemous"
turned everything on to winterize. forgot I had the tape deck on blast and between purple haze and all the hydraulics and engine noise the potato is like excuse me what the fuck
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
turned everything on to winterize. forgot I had the tape deck on blast and between purple haze and all the hydraulics and engine noise the potato is like excuse me what the fuck
please don't rope me into this shit again.
November 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
please don't rope me into this shit again.
I really miss the 70s movie tradition of depicting cops as racist buffoons that exist to get dunked on. (3/4s of which were played by Clifton James.)
November 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I really miss the 70s movie tradition of depicting cops as racist buffoons that exist to get dunked on. (3/4s of which were played by Clifton James.)
I still think about it like, was it a specific episode that set them off or was it because they were just generally kind of a slut?
October 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I still think about it like, was it a specific episode that set them off or was it because they were just generally kind of a slut?
Way to bury this psycho shit one inch down under some sprinklers, asshole.
October 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Way to bury this psycho shit one inch down under some sprinklers, asshole.
I hope they turn this whole place into a sand trap.
October 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I hope they turn this whole place into a sand trap.
corporate accounts posting horny on main is weird
October 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
corporate accounts posting horny on main is weird
Like, 5? But as an average of 1 or 10 with nothing in between. Like Mister Rogers wearing a bomb vest.
October 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Like, 5? But as an average of 1 or 10 with nothing in between. Like Mister Rogers wearing a bomb vest.
I wish I could sleep this stupid.
October 21, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I wish I could sleep this stupid.
I'm always annoyed by that stupid fuckin "American breakfast" meme because the gun is flipped the wrong way to pick up quickly and also a CZ99 is a dinner gun.
October 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I'm always annoyed by that stupid fuckin "American breakfast" meme because the gun is flipped the wrong way to pick up quickly and also a CZ99 is a dinner gun.
... third pass now. Cool cool cool tight tight tight.
October 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
... third pass now. Cool cool cool tight tight tight.
Some kind of Sikorsky H-60 has been circling so low I could probably hit it with a rock. Wish I'd caught the first pass that went right overhead.
October 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Some kind of Sikorsky H-60 has been circling so low I could probably hit it with a rock. Wish I'd caught the first pass that went right overhead.
Living in perpetual terror of when facial recognition gets good enough to be like wait why is this weird motherfucker in the background of every spoiled rich kid party and also every protest over the last few decades.
October 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Living in perpetual terror of when facial recognition gets good enough to be like wait why is this weird motherfucker in the background of every spoiled rich kid party and also every protest over the last few decades.
Aw hell I love that. Gotta give that another read. Good year for it probably.
October 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Aw hell I love that. Gotta give that another read. Good year for it probably.
Oh...
he just like me fr
he just like me fr
October 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Oh...
he just like me fr
he just like me fr
I mean, it may be the world's ugliest sculpture but at least it's full of face eating rodents.
October 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I mean, it may be the world's ugliest sculpture but at least it's full of face eating rodents.
how about this weirdo shit
October 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
how about this weirdo shit