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—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · Jul 13

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—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 23h

// LIES

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 23h

// mwaah

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 23h

// spooky kept me up past my bedtime.. i must now honk shoo

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—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 23h

// Kiss my BOOTYCHEEKS!!!

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 23h

// >:( no

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

"I DON'T LIKE FEET?!"

"I'm an ass man."

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

"I DID NOT????"

Reposted by —— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑.

𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄, @the-vindicator.bsky.social · 1d

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—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, okay.. let me grab.. yeah.

[ He's holding Curio's waist– ]

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 1d

Roy. Roy, look at me. Snap out of it and grab the other end-

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

I'll do anything you want forever...

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

// im sorry spooky

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

"I haven't gotten laid in forever so now I just start thinking about having sex with my friends.. I saw my friend Wally the other day and I couldn't stop wishing he'd superspeed his superseed into me, you know?"

"I also have a friend named Dick, that speaks for itself."

𝖣𝖾𝖺𝗇 𝖶 . @whiskeyhunt.bsky.social · 1d

"Come to confess?"

This man is not an actual priest, Dean Whinchester will not absolve you—

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

I'll do anything you want forever...

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 1d

Then help me get this one put together.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

Th—

The bed— after..

I want to break beds with you every night for the rest of my life...

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

Th—

The bed— after..

I want to break beds with you every night for the rest of my life...

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 1d

Roy. Sweetie. Random man who came into my life because he thought I have baby making hips.

This better be for a new bed after what happened to the last one.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

That's not my–

This is— ....

I may have misread the situation..

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

// i have to go back to work now yyfycydfyug

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

// THAT REPLY HAS ME WEAK IM SOBBING

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—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

"Address it to Pound Town, my favorite spot to go. Really, nothing's better than taking someone to pound town."

"anyone at this point really." A quick nod of his head, hands at his waist. "Getting busy, getting freaky, doing that thang."

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

Pen scratching to a halt. Looking up at the other, bewildered.

"Any hole is goal, sir-? The people in this country have very peculiar names."

A shrug. Not his business. He's just the postsman. Jotting the infernal words down.

"And address?"

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

"Right yeah.."

He's looking over the clipboard, a finger tapping at it lightly.

"Can you just put for recipient — any hole is goal?"

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

That's not my–

This is— ....

I may have misread the situation..

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 1d

Roy, why the hell do you keep a screwdriver in your pants like that? You have pockets. Use them.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

// I giggled. Admittedly.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

. . . Okay, I love you, too.

[ ???????? ]

I'm ready.

[ Unzipping his pants?????? ]

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 1d

. . .

Roy, how the hell are we going to move this thing if you don't help me lift it?

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

Are you sure...?

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

"Right yeah.."

He's looking over the clipboard, a finger tapping at it lightly.

"Can you just put for recipient — any hole is goal?"

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

Busily making notes on his clipboard. The innuendo's completely lost on him.

"Okay..we'll weigh it later. Delivery address and recipient's name?"

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

Holding back laughter.

"Very large, organic material. Quite fragile."

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

Are you sure...?

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 1d

You grab one end, I'll grab the other.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

He—

I — uhhh.. hahah.. y-yeah??? It uh it's big and both your hands..

Could...

Could uh.. um.. uh...h— hold..ahah..

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

Holding back laughter.

"Very large, organic material. Quite fragile."

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

Appearing out of thin air.

"Leave it t Gauche of the Letter Bees, sir! Size and material? Fragile materials cost extra."

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

I need help with my package.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

He—

I — uhhh.. hahah.. y-yeah??? It uh it's big and both your hands..

Could...

Could uh.. um.. uh...h— hold..ahah..

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 1d

That does look pretty big. It looks like you'll need two people to handle it.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

I need help with my package.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

// goodbye roy

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

// HE WOULD ITD BE FUNNY

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 1d

//ROY WOULD DIE NOOOOO

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

// HELLLOOO????

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