I expect one of their heavenly rewards is an occasional trip south to visit people like Kristi.

This year's Halloween decoration: Cricket and friends welcome Kristi Noem to the afterlife.

Turkey Twat-Neck

The DOGE approach is like your doctor concluding you're 20% overweight so he amputates both your legs at the knee and presto! just like that you're at your goal weight. Can't walk and will never function as a whole again, but goal achieved!

Hard seeing images of his pre-Ozempic self!

With all the enthusiasm one brings to confirming their gynecologist appointment.

"And I want to make a huge tax cut for myself and other megarich 1-.01%ers but raise taxes for the rest of you." - co(splaying) unelected President Musk.

Oh, eyeliner boy, try as you might to out deplorable him, everyone knows Elon is getting the rose.

So the mere possibility of rejection by the Eagles was enough to make Trump back off and not issue the invitation.
Too bad he didn’t take this approach to women.

Pass it on. Text your friends, family, and neighbors.

And here I’ve been blaming my grade school nuns for beating religion out of me!

I’ve always thought if you wanted to create a private space with no risk of invading magats all you needed to do was post “book club meeting“ on the door.

More reason to suspect cabinet meetings will be like a diddy party.