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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · Feb 23

comment on an episode of x-play from 2005

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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 19h

do not take these people seriously

lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 19h

i'm sorry but HEAT is one of like, five movies total where i genuinely cannot imagine any kind of coherent critique against it

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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 1d

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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 1d

bleeds out on snowy steps like in blade runner but the polish miles davis statue is looming over me the whole time

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The Diepod @thediepod.bsky.social · 2d

Get 'em Shalla

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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 5d

goddammit man

lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 5d

there are many reasons to be upset at the passing of darwyn cooke, but one of the biggest ones is that he never got to do three hundred more parker comics

lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 5d

lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 6d

i have no idea who will start tomorrow but I Do Not Trust Them Anymore

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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 6d

there's literally no universe where the mariners make it to the world series without having to go through two playoff series that end with winner-take-all games. they are the Job of the baseball world - everything must be incredibly difficult and weird and painful

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 8d

shohei's 10 strikeouts and moonshot home run distances were really just for style points. short of pitching a complete game he completely maxed out all channels through which he could deliver objective value, so he poured his leftover brilliance into knocking out side quests. it seems impossible

Secret Base @secretbase.bsky.social · 8d

Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani

chart with title 10/17/25 dodgers-brewers

y-axis is total bases
x-axis is at-bats
shohei ohtani is plotted high and to the left with 12 total bases in 3 at-bats
the brewers (an entire mlb organization) against the opposing starting p;itcher, who happened to be shohei ohtani, are at bottom right with 3 hits in 19 at-bats

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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 8d

those two or three days when it looked like the m's had even the smallest chance of grabbing him as a free agent were pure bliss

lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 8d

he's probably the greatest baseball player to ever live btw

slangsonsports.bsky.social @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 8d

Shohei Ohtani is the first pitcher in postseason history with a multi-homer game!!!!!

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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 8d

GENO SUAREZ LEGACY GAME BABYYYYYYYY

lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 8d

first good decision xbox has made in about 15 years was hiring cameron winter to do a springsteen cover for an ad selling their $1000 piece of shit handheld that has office pre-installed on it

lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 10d

having a depressive episode and then an athlete i like says some shit like "losses are part of the game" and i feel like i just came out of years of therapy in vienna

lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 10d

alright this game never happened actually

ready for castillo to start tomorrow!

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12d

rip to an unbelievable artist youtu.be/T3CunfPYkME?...

D'Angelo and The Vanguard - The Charade (Audio)

YouTube video by DAngeloVEVO

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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 13d

now i have to wonder - are our pitchers are really that good or are the yankees staff really that bad

lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 15d

THANK FUCKING GOD

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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 15d

i am being psychologically tortured by this baseball team

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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 16d

wearing a hat that says "hat" on it

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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 18d

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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 18d

if our bats hadn't been rusty in game 1 we'd be at the CS by now, BUT if we can close it out tomorrow we can prevent skubal from getting another chance on the mound

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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 18d

we actually let the tigers score three runs in the 9th and then close out the game anyway as a joke

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