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lex shatterball
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comment on an episode of x-play from 2005
i once told my sister i believed i had a melancholic soul - she disagreed and said i was clearly phlegmatic, which is how i knew she was operating on an entirely different level from me
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
what did they mean by this
December 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
i need a Cerebro for milfs
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
happy thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
every day i feel like kevin durant practicing jump shots in the club
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I’ve never been able to do an evil run in an RPG (or even a Renegade Shepard run) on account of my innately heroic character and regard for all living things
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
why did nobody tell me that the good parts of THE SEARCHERS (john wayne being a bitter asshole framed by gorgeous shots of monument valley) are outnumbered by a romance subplot that goes nowhere and absolutely noxious comic relief
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM
if i didn't need it to play my 4K movies I would be deeply tempted to just sell my PS5
Death Stranding 2: On the Beach ESRB rated for PC
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
idk how this happened but years ago i fucked up vlc in some very specific way so whenever i open it i see this for a split second instead of the traffic cone
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
playing new vegas
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
TRAIN DREAMS: ted sarandos eternal enemy of cinema for denying me the opportunity to see this wonderful wonderful film on da big screen
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
todd mcfarlane has done and created many things, but i don't think any of his other achievements stack up to giving mary jane watson gigantic hair
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
new oneohtrix point never
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
why do white moms love steph curry
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
millennials and gen-xers have been trying to hide tecmo super bowl from you but don't be deterred - this game's fucking awesome
November 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
just saw that metroid prime 4 footage
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
finally started dispatch (love u fitgirl <3), cannot get over the fact they named their ragtag lovable loser squad The Phoenix Program
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm?

30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
4k computer monitors are bourgeois decadence. that's tv resolution. 1440p is for the modest and true of heart
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
i already decided a while ago that i'd be jumping ship from windows to linux the next time i upgrade my pc - might as well at least consider the Steam Cube
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
do pilots in smaller private planes have aux cords. can they listen to cameron winter as they wistfully fly westward into an autumn sunset
November 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
PREDATOR BADLANDS: a movie about how cool it is to have a girlfriend and a dog
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
what if you were walking down the street and a beautiful woman told you to do the bartman
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Reposted by lex shatterball
The new pride flag colours:

Purple
Purple
Purple
Red
Orange
Low res jpg of a pirate ship
Blue
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM