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Sheena 📚🎧✨
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ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴɪɴɢ ꜱᴍᴜᴛ 🍆🍑 & ᴅᴇᴠᴏᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴍᴇᴍᴏɪʀꜱ 📚
// sex shop graphic designer & memoir addict
// wife, yogi, cat mom, millennial
// books, weed, slices of life, 18+
// sex positive, politics negative

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“You’re not reading, you’re having someone read you a book”
…um, yeah, like ✨royalty✨

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Anyway, I’m pretty sure the printer is haunted by an evil dildo spirit and can’t be repaired.
The printer company sent their most useless repair guy today, who told me that my printer jam issues are because I “didn’t close this door correctly” as if I haven’t opened and closed that door 50 times this week alone, pulling paper out of the fucking rollers. That’s NOT the problem, sir.
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The printer company sent their most useless repair guy today, who told me that my printer jam issues are because I “didn’t close this door correctly” as if I haven’t opened and closed that door 50 times this week alone, pulling paper out of the fucking rollers. That’s NOT the problem, sir.
December 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Unexpectedly loving this book, it’s so cuuuute and I love the premise. Best #ChristmasRomanceChallenge story thus far!

ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ
🎧 How to Lose a Guy Before Christmas by A.J. Pine

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#currentread 📖 #christmasnovel
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
November 2025 📚 Wrap-up

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#fableapp#monthlywrapup 🗓️
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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She was the best damned cat there ever was
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Goodbye my Babycat, my MeowMeow, my Kitten, my Millicent McFuckerdoodle II, my Millie 🤍🕊️
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Played Bingo tonight with my dad and my sis, where my mom volunteers! I got extra cards for the final game (fill out one whole card) for my sis and I. It was pretty stressful filling out all these cards after tokes during the break, and we didn’t even win.

The money goes to community events 😊
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The office Christmas tree! Plus our new decor 🤭
Today was a fun, weird day.
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Things you can only say in the office of a sex shop—
“The penis fell over! I think the balls are too heavy…”

#smutdesigner #bestjobever
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Decorating the office 😂

We all died laughing because we’re adults. Waiting to see if the boss notices 🤭
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I really enjoyed The Christmas Contract! It was an insanely predictable/cheesy friends-to-lovers but entertaining regardless. I’m here for the cheese!

I love Hilarie Burton and it had 3 other actors from One Tree Hill which I also love.
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Rereading The Hating Game, audio version this time. Some hard days ahead following the hard days that have passed, I needed something I knew I’d like.

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🎧 The Hating Game by Sally Thorne

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#currentread
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Just figured out a lil AfterEffects trick that turns 20 minutes of work into about 1 second of work.

Can’t argue with that math.
a woman stands in front of a purple couch with the words work smarter not harder above her
ALT: a woman stands in front of a purple couch with the words work smarter not harder above her
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November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The first instalment of #ChristmasRomanceChallenge ratings!

I’m in looove with these new little review cards from @fableapp.bsky.social with space to add my own photo!
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
This is actually laugh out loud funny, and really cute. It takes place in the same little Christmas town as her other book ❤️❄️💚
#ChristmasRomanceChallenge

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🎧 Not Another Christmas Rom Com by A.J. Pine

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#currentread 📖
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Keeping track of all the cheesy romances I plan to consume for my #ChristmasRomanceChallenge
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Yes yes I know, straight to hell.
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
“you’ll be visited by three spirits”

the three spirits…
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Christmas on 5th Avenue
This is extra cheesy cheese 🎄🧀 but I’m here for it. #ChristmasMovie
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Having a UTI sucks but having telemedicine makes it sooo much easier! At 10 I realized I had a UTI, made a virtual appointment 10:55, by 11:03 my prescription was sent to the pharmacy, and I left work an hour early, picked it up at 3:30, and now it’s 4:20 [blaze it] and I’m already feeling better.
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My goal for this holiday season is to watch as many cheesy Christmas movies and listen to as many cheesy Christmas audiobooks as I can.

So far —
Books: 2
Movies: 2

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🎧 10 Things I Hate About Christmas by A.J. Pine

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#currentread
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Help me pick a Christmas outfit for my office party??

Option 1: love this gold skirt
November 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
a movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Caturdays are for staying in bed
#caturday
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My cat-themed office! I had a half hour to kill at the end of the day, so I tidied and took photos!

There’s a passage in My Fair Junkie by Amy Dresner where she (pejoratively) describes a crazy cat lady’s office and it’s basically my office 😅

Whatever, I love it!

#crazycatlady #sexshopoffice
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM