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Steven Alleyn
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Quando omni flunkus, moritati I look at spreadsheets & decide things for a living. Self-professed crazy cat dude. Devoted husband, DIYer, lefty, tinkerer + I cook & I think I’m pretty funny. Big sci-fi nerd. Also, I believe blocking is self-care.
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My favourite scene in any voyager episode is the one where Andy Dick asks Robert Picardo to give him a penis
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here's what it looks like as a gif
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the expressions was beautiful,
had to make them into wojak(s)
100% pure comedy. Perfect timing. No notes.
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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Dear CBS News personalities: The Canadians' ad did not portray Reagan's tariff policy fraudulently, and you do not have to repeat the president's false characterization of it.

Or if your new boss insists that you do, you can at least point out that it's false.

www.cbsnews.com/news/scott-b...
Man it’s always a weird little thrill to see my own name on a ballot.
All the U-Haul vehicles here in Quebec are registered in Arizona which is how I knew that lol
I need someone with more software & electronics chops than me to take some open source robot vacuum software and convert an old Electrolux vacuum into a robot
Usually just means rental cars
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The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.
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Gotten a lot of comments/quotes like "they don't care, they *like* conflict!" or "they're psychos, they don't care!" The thing is: pretty sure virtually NOBODY, even the worst people in the world, can handle constant verbal conflict where they're the target. That's the point.
A lot of folks may think that just yelling at ICE agents is ineffective, but consider the cumulative psychological toll of being yelled at EVERY DAY when trying to do shit. Even the biggest asshole in the world who doesn't give a shit about other people will feel the pressure.
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I spent 12yrs working in a call centre & literally every single meeting and coaching I did with my people started with “what’s something positive going on in your life this week?” because the job was so negative I felt it was important to be able to focus on good things.

It really does take a toll.
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Maybe we can use this to motivate the worst ordinary people in the country to join the cause! "Hey! Are you the sort of miserable person who yells at people working service jobs because it makes you feel slightly less bad? Have you considered putting that energy somewhere where people will applaud?"
Ask anyone who has worked at a call center.
A lot of folks may think that just yelling at ICE agents is ineffective, but consider the cumulative psychological toll of being yelled at EVERY DAY when trying to do shit. Even the biggest asshole in the world who doesn't give a shit about other people will feel the pressure.
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The president announces an arbitrary price hike on Americans because his feelings are hurt by an ad accurately quoting Ronald Reagan’s criticism of tariffs
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This is perfect. RIP to one of the greats.
From June Lockhart’s NY Times obit.

RIP to a real one.
I’ve been blocked by and have blocked plenty of people who I generally agree with but who either found me insufferable or versa. You’re 100% right about keeping it simple
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I just talked to my cousin in prison. He's been in prison since the 80's.

Told him that white folks were trying to push a candidate with a totenkopf tattoo.

He said, "Them skulls the Aryans wear??"
*until he was told the meaning of the obscure Nazi symbol that only Nazi buffs and historians would have recognized.
Il semble assez clair que le PQ doit se départir de PSPP et sa philosophie. C’est une question morale, pas une question politique.
J’étais tellement content de voir un politicien aussi important que Labeaume avoir le courage de le dénoncer. C’est une voix que nul ne peut ignorer. Pas pour rien que PSPP a déchiré sa chemise sur la place publique après.
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(explaining urban planning to an american) imagine no burger but it’s a good thing…
A Burger King becomes 31 new homes in the Lakeview neighborhood of Chicago
Fucking Tories. I have never understood how a political philosophy that has as its guiding principle making things worse for almost everyone continues to win elections
The Ford government has announced plans to shred a bunch of tenant protections: news.ontario.ca/assets/files... (pdf, see p. 13-15)