Watching a mummy documentary that throws shade on the many generations of ancient historians that didn’t believe Herodotus’ description of the prep. Excuse me for not taking the guy who said Egypt was overrun with man-sized ants seriously.
December 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Watching a mummy documentary that throws shade on the many generations of ancient historians that didn’t believe Herodotus’ description of the prep. Excuse me for not taking the guy who said Egypt was overrun with man-sized ants seriously.
Ronnie Chang getting an AI doofus to praise the film “M3GAN” and its evil AI, then proving the guy didn’t see the movie (because he would have recognized that Chang has a major role in it) is classic Chang, but also authentic old-school Daily Show. Colbert-level game.
December 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Ronnie Chang getting an AI doofus to praise the film “M3GAN” and its evil AI, then proving the guy didn’t see the movie (because he would have recognized that Chang has a major role in it) is classic Chang, but also authentic old-school Daily Show. Colbert-level game.
To the woman scoffing at me buying a vape from a bodega at 1pm on a Wednesday: bitch, you’re buying two Bud Lite tall boys. We should be friends.
December 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
To the woman scoffing at me buying a vape from a bodega at 1pm on a Wednesday: bitch, you’re buying two Bud Lite tall boys. We should be friends.
The Nazi AI is asking a lot of questions already answered by its stolen training material.
December 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The Nazi AI is asking a lot of questions already answered by its stolen training material.
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I wrote about Bari Weiss newrepublic.com/article/2037...
Bari Weiss’s Big Secret Is That She’s Boring
The “contrarian” journalist’s new vision for CBS News appears to just mean reinventing Crossfire.
newrepublic.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I wrote about Bari Weiss newrepublic.com/article/2037...
My favorite thing about the first religions is that they didn’t explain shit at all.
“The sun goes up and down for no reason.”
“Actually, it’s because Ra/Atum/Sekmet whatever makes it do that.”
“Why does Ra make it do that?”
“No reason.”
“The sun goes up and down for no reason.”
“Actually, it’s because Ra/Atum/Sekmet whatever makes it do that.”
“Why does Ra make it do that?”
“No reason.”
November 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My favorite thing about the first religions is that they didn’t explain shit at all.
“The sun goes up and down for no reason.”
“Actually, it’s because Ra/Atum/Sekmet whatever makes it do that.”
“Why does Ra make it do that?”
“No reason.”
“The sun goes up and down for no reason.”
“Actually, it’s because Ra/Atum/Sekmet whatever makes it do that.”
“Why does Ra make it do that?”
“No reason.”
Ferrari is the Montreal Canadiens of cars and I love them both very much.
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Ferrari is the Montreal Canadiens of cars and I love them both very much.
An inconvenient truth: Lawrence Stroll is good at owning an F1 team, and Jos Verstappen is shit at it. Only a very unserious business person would consider making a notorious sex criminal like Christian Horner the face of their org.
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
An inconvenient truth: Lawrence Stroll is good at owning an F1 team, and Jos Verstappen is shit at it. Only a very unserious business person would consider making a notorious sex criminal like Christian Horner the face of their org.
Brief periods for which I have iron-clad alibis:
- Santana / Rob Thomas (1999)
- David Bowie / Busta Rhymes (2002)
- Stevie Wonder / Alicia Keys / Erykah Badu (2018)
- New Order / Pet Shop Boys (2022)
- Wu-Tang Clan / Run The Jewels (2025)
- Santana / Rob Thomas (1999)
- David Bowie / Busta Rhymes (2002)
- Stevie Wonder / Alicia Keys / Erykah Badu (2018)
- New Order / Pet Shop Boys (2022)
- Wu-Tang Clan / Run The Jewels (2025)
I was never much of a concert goer so may not be enlightening:
Talking Heads
Judy Collins
Linda Ronstadt
Holslips (Belfast)
Rodrigo y Gabreila
Talking Heads
Judy Collins
Linda Ronstadt
Holslips (Belfast)
Rodrigo y Gabreila
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Chappell Roan
Ghost
The Flaming Lips
Hall & Oates
Carpenter Brut
Chappell Roan
Ghost
The Flaming Lips
Hall & Oates
Carpenter Brut
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Brief periods for which I have iron-clad alibis:
- Santana / Rob Thomas (1999)
- David Bowie / Busta Rhymes (2002)
- Stevie Wonder / Alicia Keys / Erykah Badu (2018)
- New Order / Pet Shop Boys (2022)
- Wu-Tang Clan / Run The Jewels (2025)
- Santana / Rob Thomas (1999)
- David Bowie / Busta Rhymes (2002)
- Stevie Wonder / Alicia Keys / Erykah Badu (2018)
- New Order / Pet Shop Boys (2022)
- Wu-Tang Clan / Run The Jewels (2025)
I came to kick-ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of come.
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I came to kick-ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of come.
Happy Detroit Visibility Day
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Happy Detroit Visibility Day
It’s time for me to reveal my trauma: I was an employee at the jewelry store that Nelly robbed and forced to fashion him a grill.
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It’s time for me to reveal my trauma: I was an employee at the jewelry store that Nelly robbed and forced to fashion him a grill.
My belief system has been expecting this validation since 1993.
Jamaican bobsleigh team captures historic gold medal at Whistler competition
Victory comes just weeks after country was devastated by Hurricane Melissa
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Victory comes just weeks after country was devastated by Hurricane Melissa
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#TheMoment Jamaica's bobsled team made history in Whistler
Shane Pitter and Junior Harris, members of the four-man Jamaican bobsled team, tell The National about the moment they made history, winning their first international competition at the North American...
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November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
My belief system has been expecting this validation since 1993.
If I could force Hollywood to make a movie it’d be League of Extraordinary Gentlemen but written and everything by Guy Ritchie.
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
If I could force Hollywood to make a movie it’d be League of Extraordinary Gentlemen but written and everything by Guy Ritchie.
A bit gobsmacked by Hong Kong right now. Epic fire raging, 44 dead and over 200 they’re still looking for. And yet, they’ve already arrested corporate directors of construction companies for manslaughter.
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
A bit gobsmacked by Hong Kong right now. Epic fire raging, 44 dead and over 200 they’re still looking for. And yet, they’ve already arrested corporate directors of construction companies for manslaughter.
HBO needs to knock it off, I’m not watching a Dune prequel.
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
HBO needs to knock it off, I’m not watching a Dune prequel.
Congrats to @astonmartinf1team.bsky.social for avoiding death by Christian Horner, and cheers and best luck to Adrian Newey.
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Congrats to @astonmartinf1team.bsky.social for avoiding death by Christian Horner, and cheers and best luck to Adrian Newey.
Brevity is chill, but the wittiest thing you can do is give someone a reverse backhand complement: something that’s overtly insulting in a meaningless way, but subtly uplifting in a meaningful way. Not the smartest thing a brain can do, just the wittiest.
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Brevity is chill, but the wittiest thing you can do is give someone a reverse backhand complement: something that’s overtly insulting in a meaningless way, but subtly uplifting in a meaningful way. Not the smartest thing a brain can do, just the wittiest.
Kristina Wayborn, “Octopussy” (James Bond), 1983
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Kristina Wayborn, “Octopussy” (James Bond), 1983
Honestly, Platner makes me feel like he understands what to say to me, but not why he’s saying it. Like I’m being felt-up by a focus group. This is an indefensible comment, a bet against myself whether I feel the same in 6 months.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Honestly, Platner makes me feel like he understands what to say to me, but not why he’s saying it. Like I’m being felt-up by a focus group. This is an indefensible comment, a bet against myself whether I feel the same in 6 months.
For dogs, cinematography peaked in the 70s. The shapes, the colors, the movement: the further a movie gets from like 1973, the less a dog’s interest. Films featuring dogs and/or horses excluded, those are the work of Satan.
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
For dogs, cinematography peaked in the 70s. The shapes, the colors, the movement: the further a movie gets from like 1973, the less a dog’s interest. Films featuring dogs and/or horses excluded, those are the work of Satan.
Great thread. I feel pretty well educated about the sociology and international history of radical misogyny, but I learned a lot.
These schmucks are approaching what I like to call a "reverse Afghanistan" sexuality here:
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Great thread. I feel pretty well educated about the sociology and international history of radical misogyny, but I learned a lot.
Please stop asking how what’s working works. It works because nobody asks, and now you’ve ruined it.
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Please stop asking how what’s working works. It works because nobody asks, and now you’ve ruined it.
The main thing absolutely everybody fails to imagine in their politics is how to live comfortably with unhelpful assholes. Take Chuck Schumer. Does your better world imagine he’s dead or never existed? Then you’ve failed. Imagine a world in which it’s not a problem that Chuck Schumer exists.
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The main thing absolutely everybody fails to imagine in their politics is how to live comfortably with unhelpful assholes. Take Chuck Schumer. Does your better world imagine he’s dead or never existed? Then you’ve failed. Imagine a world in which it’s not a problem that Chuck Schumer exists.
This is the one part people need to calm down about, imho. That was a slick comment from Trump, his people obviously take it as him laughing-off the allegation.
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This is the one part people need to calm down about, imho. That was a slick comment from Trump, his people obviously take it as him laughing-off the allegation.