Shell
@shellifknow.bsky.social
Contributing chaotic good to the world since the 1970s. Schadenfreude fanatic. Concerts are life. 💙
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
TIL there is a roller coaster in Denmark that is called Hundeprutterutchebane (Danish), which translates to Dog Fart in English. Not only that, it has a dog statue complete with…digestive sounds.
October 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
TIL there is a roller coaster in Denmark that is called Hundeprutterutchebane (Danish), which translates to Dog Fart in English. Not only that, it has a dog statue complete with…digestive sounds.
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Is it totally dorky that I’m irrationally happy to stay home and play Rock Band tonight? I mean, me being me, I have to be told these things.
September 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Is it totally dorky that I’m irrationally happy to stay home and play Rock Band tonight? I mean, me being me, I have to be told these things.
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To all the comedians who stood for free speech in the face of wokeness
September 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
To all the comedians who stood for free speech in the face of wokeness
Y’all didn’t think I was actually trying to problem solve, did you?
September 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Y’all didn’t think I was actually trying to problem solve, did you?
A little Column A, and a little Column B…
September 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
A little Column A, and a little Column B…
One time, out of nowhere, my youngest said, “I hate moths - they’re like the butterfly’s creepy uncle.”
I think about that a lot. I’m not sure what hidden wisdom that statement holds, but I’m sure it’s there.
I think about that a lot. I’m not sure what hidden wisdom that statement holds, but I’m sure it’s there.
August 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
One time, out of nowhere, my youngest said, “I hate moths - they’re like the butterfly’s creepy uncle.”
I think about that a lot. I’m not sure what hidden wisdom that statement holds, but I’m sure it’s there.
I think about that a lot. I’m not sure what hidden wisdom that statement holds, but I’m sure it’s there.
“If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.” - Neil Peart, via Rush.
Been thinking a lot about that line these days…
youtu.be/c6pn8O7nXKY?...
Been thinking a lot about that line these days…
youtu.be/c6pn8O7nXKY?...
Rush - Freewill (Live From The Montreal Forum / 1981)
YouTube video by RushVEVO
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August 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.” - Neil Peart, via Rush.
Been thinking a lot about that line these days…
youtu.be/c6pn8O7nXKY?...
Been thinking a lot about that line these days…
youtu.be/c6pn8O7nXKY?...
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The State of Illinois at this time has received no requests or outreach from the federal government asking if we need assistance, and we have made no requests for federal intervention.
August 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The State of Illinois at this time has received no requests or outreach from the federal government asking if we need assistance, and we have made no requests for federal intervention.
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👇🏼 if you follow an illegal order you're in violation of your oath to the constitution and the rule of law👇🏼
August 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
👇🏼 if you follow an illegal order you're in violation of your oath to the constitution and the rule of law👇🏼
Do I have a petty streak? You bet your ass I do. But that’s mostly a silly way to describe it. What I really have is a great hatred of injustice, and great joy at seeing consequences delivered to those who dish it out.
August 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Do I have a petty streak? You bet your ass I do. But that’s mostly a silly way to describe it. What I really have is a great hatred of injustice, and great joy at seeing consequences delivered to those who dish it out.
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People in Los Angeles have been protesting 24 hours for 2 weeks straight and no news outlet is covering it!
8/8/25
8/8/25
August 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
People in Los Angeles have been protesting 24 hours for 2 weeks straight and no news outlet is covering it!
8/8/25
8/8/25
How did we function before internet snark? I mean, look how limited the audience was for our acerbic wit.
August 3, 2025 at 9:03 AM
How did we function before internet snark? I mean, look how limited the audience was for our acerbic wit.
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♫ and she’s watching him with those fries
August 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
♫ and she’s watching him with those fries
Words mean diddly squat without action.
July 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Words mean diddly squat without action.
So say we all.
July 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
So say we all.
Me to husband: “You should go to bed at a good time, so we both do!”
So he does, because he’s cool like that.
Also me: *Still watching F1 clips on YouTube at 11:34 PM*
So he does, because he’s cool like that.
Also me: *Still watching F1 clips on YouTube at 11:34 PM*
July 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Me to husband: “You should go to bed at a good time, so we both do!”
So he does, because he’s cool like that.
Also me: *Still watching F1 clips on YouTube at 11:34 PM*
So he does, because he’s cool like that.
Also me: *Still watching F1 clips on YouTube at 11:34 PM*
Brother Josh taking us to church.
July 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Brother Josh taking us to church.
May the spirit of John Lewis be a guide for us all.
July 26, 2025 at 7:46 AM
May the spirit of John Lewis be a guide for us all.
Couldn’t have said it better myself. No really, I couldn’t - I’m not a doctor.
July 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Couldn’t have said it better myself. No really, I couldn’t - I’m not a doctor.