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Shell
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Contributing chaotic good to the world since the 1970s. Schadenfreude fanatic. Concerts are life. 💙
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
TIL there is a roller coaster in Denmark that is called Hundeprutterutchebane (Danish), which translates to Dog Fart in English. Not only that, it has a dog statue complete with…digestive sounds.
October 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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September 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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September 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Is it totally dorky that I’m irrationally happy to stay home and play Rock Band tonight? I mean, me being me, I have to be told these things.
September 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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To all the comedians who stood for free speech in the face of wokeness
September 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I have attained the Jedi Master level of OPE!

youtube.com/shorts/LNhON...
How to Speak Midwest
YouTube video by You Betcha
youtube.com
September 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Y’all didn’t think I was actually trying to problem solve, did you?
September 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
A little Column A, and a little Column B…
September 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
One time, out of nowhere, my youngest said, “I hate moths - they’re like the butterfly’s creepy uncle.”

I think about that a lot. I’m not sure what hidden wisdom that statement holds, but I’m sure it’s there.
August 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
“If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.” - Neil Peart, via Rush.

Been thinking a lot about that line these days…

youtu.be/c6pn8O7nXKY?...
Rush - Freewill (Live From The Montreal Forum / 1981)
YouTube video by RushVEVO
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August 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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The State of Illinois at this time has received no requests or outreach from the federal government asking if we need assistance, and we have made no requests for federal intervention.
August 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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👇🏼 if you follow an illegal order you're in violation of your oath to the constitution and the rule of law👇🏼
August 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
This is a really excellent point.

youtu.be/xxq_dkdEZ9w?...
This is why the right is systematically attacking your sense of security and empathy #project2025
YouTube video by Ohh that's RICH
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August 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Do I have a petty streak? You bet your ass I do. But that’s mostly a silly way to describe it. What I really have is a great hatred of injustice, and great joy at seeing consequences delivered to those who dish it out.
August 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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People in Los Angeles have been protesting 24 hours for 2 weeks straight and no news outlet is covering it!
8/8/25
August 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
How did we function before internet snark? I mean, look how limited the audience was for our acerbic wit.
August 3, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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♫ and she’s watching him with those fries
August 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Words mean diddly squat without action.
July 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
So say we all.
July 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Me to husband: “You should go to bed at a good time, so we both do!”

So he does, because he’s cool like that.

Also me: *Still watching F1 clips on YouTube at 11:34 PM*
July 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Brother Josh taking us to church.
When you strip away humanity
July 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
May the spirit of John Lewis be a guide for us all.
July 26, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Couldn’t have said it better myself. No really, I couldn’t - I’m not a doctor.
July 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM