Shelly
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Me the day after my ballet lessons
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Me the day after my ballet lessons
Excusmse me???? Monsters
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Excusmse me???? Monsters
I had to tell my therapist about Tool today but I forgot to tell her not to Google them oh no
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I had to tell my therapist about Tool today but I forgot to tell her not to Google them oh no
Sorry but I DO want to show this off on main did y’all know my workouts are ballet now, I’m in pain literally all the time
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Sorry but I DO want to show this off on main did y’all know my workouts are ballet now, I’m in pain literally all the time
Manifesting a NYC Tool 2026 show so hard I bought a shirt to wear to it do NOT @ me I’m having enough problems
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Manifesting a NYC Tool 2026 show so hard I bought a shirt to wear to it do NOT @ me I’m having enough problems
I think if you were subscribed this month already it’s free until the 1st 💃🏻 I’ll post cute old stuff 👏🏻
It’s /shellydeathlock, you’ll know because there’s annoying shitposting about heavy metal too, nobody can steal my bad opinions 😊
It’s /shellydeathlock, you’ll know because there’s annoying shitposting about heavy metal too, nobody can steal my bad opinions 😊
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I think if you were subscribed this month already it’s free until the 1st 💃🏻 I’ll post cute old stuff 👏🏻
It’s /shellydeathlock, you’ll know because there’s annoying shitposting about heavy metal too, nobody can steal my bad opinions 😊
It’s /shellydeathlock, you’ll know because there’s annoying shitposting about heavy metal too, nobody can steal my bad opinions 😊
Furthermore why does this site that stole my pictures have a better pfp than my real site 😭
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Furthermore why does this site that stole my pictures have a better pfp than my real site 😭
ok I didn’t write this, but thanks, scam site, I do enjoy bringing a touch of darkness to a feed
Also it’s $15/mo now because I’m going to actually post, but the first 20 subscribers (that’s all of them) get 50% off
Also it’s $15/mo now because I’m going to actually post, but the first 20 subscribers (that’s all of them) get 50% off
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
ok I didn’t write this, but thanks, scam site, I do enjoy bringing a touch of darkness to a feed
Also it’s $15/mo now because I’m going to actually post, but the first 20 subscribers (that’s all of them) get 50% off
Also it’s $15/mo now because I’m going to actually post, but the first 20 subscribers (that’s all of them) get 50% off
I hate ovulating because what do you mean this is what I think peak masculinity is?? What is broken in me??? Deleting myself
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I hate ovulating because what do you mean this is what I think peak masculinity is?? What is broken in me??? Deleting myself
Ok I’m deleting everything for a minute 😮💨 I’ll be on my fan sly if you need me
October 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Ok I’m deleting everything for a minute 😮💨 I’ll be on my fan sly if you need me
This is going to be completely disgusting and nearly unwatchable I CANNOT WAIT
October 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is going to be completely disgusting and nearly unwatchable I CANNOT WAIT
Is this fucking true???
October 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Is this fucking true???
I’m just gonna ignore that news and not crash out
October 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I’m just gonna ignore that news and not crash out
“Deathlock why are you working out so hard all of a sudden???”
In case I need to take his wife in a fight, mind your business
In case I need to take his wife in a fight, mind your business
October 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
“Deathlock why are you working out so hard all of a sudden???”
In case I need to take his wife in a fight, mind your business
In case I need to take his wife in a fight, mind your business
l o r d t that’s pretty
The townlands were rich, with wide tilth and many orchards, and homesteads there were with oast and garner, fold and byre, and many rills rippling through the green from the highlands down to Anduin.
The townlands were rich, with wide tilth and many orchards, and homesteads there were with oast and garner, fold and byre, and many rills rippling through the green from the highlands down to Anduin.
October 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
l o r d t that’s pretty
The townlands were rich, with wide tilth and many orchards, and homesteads there were with oast and garner, fold and byre, and many rills rippling through the green from the highlands down to Anduin.
The townlands were rich, with wide tilth and many orchards, and homesteads there were with oast and garner, fold and byre, and many rills rippling through the green from the highlands down to Anduin.
Me, snuggling into bed: “Now where’s my little fantasy book? 😊”
All the reviews in the front of the book desperate to convince me it’s not a lil fantasy book:
All the reviews in the front of the book desperate to convince me it’s not a lil fantasy book:
October 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Me, snuggling into bed: “Now where’s my little fantasy book? 😊”
All the reviews in the front of the book desperate to convince me it’s not a lil fantasy book:
All the reviews in the front of the book desperate to convince me it’s not a lil fantasy book:
My favorite TikTok girlie is doing some hot girl stuff on the sidelines?
October 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My favorite TikTok girlie is doing some hot girl stuff on the sidelines?
Are these people flirting with me. Look if you’re flirting with me you need to be specific I am much too autistic for whatever this is. Did we begin the first time? Is the second one a wrestling angle? We’ll never know.
October 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Are these people flirting with me. Look if you’re flirting with me you need to be specific I am much too autistic for whatever this is. Did we begin the first time? Is the second one a wrestling angle? We’ll never know.
I NEED TO FEEL YOUR HEARTBEAT HEARTBEAT
SO CLOSE IT FEELS LIKE MINE
SO CLOSE IT FEELS LIKE MINE
a pixel art drawing of beavis and butthead with metallica written on their shirts
ALT: a pixel art drawing of beavis and butthead with metallica written on their shirts
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October 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I NEED TO FEEL YOUR HEARTBEAT HEARTBEAT
SO CLOSE IT FEELS LIKE MINE
SO CLOSE IT FEELS LIKE MINE
Also they dropped a new Care Bear
October 13, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Also they dropped a new Care Bear
Been finishing The Two Towers for a month now because 1) I don’t want it to end and B) Shelob is here and I know she doesn’t get to eat them so 🙄😒
October 13, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Been finishing The Two Towers for a month now because 1) I don’t want it to end and B) Shelob is here and I know she doesn’t get to eat them so 🙄😒
Got the RL pressing of Led Zeppelin II and feeling very sorry for anyone who hasn’t heard it 💔
October 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Got the RL pressing of Led Zeppelin II and feeling very sorry for anyone who hasn’t heard it 💔