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Actual Unseelie

@sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social

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Capricious, mercurial, *and* erratic 30-something he/they alternate-reality philosopher-king. Mendacious, bodacious, and loquacious. Official account of the Feywilds' first and only Wendy's franchise. Any opinions you agree with are my own.

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Actual Unseelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · Jan 10

To do list:
-Brush teeth
-Keep it real
-Upset the balance
-Do not use true name (***THIS IS IMPORTANT***)
-Set up auto-pay for bills
-Get exhaust checked out
-Get car exhaust checked out
-Spinkle mushrooms in conspicuous circles
-Live
-Laugh
-Love
-Stop by H Mart for something quick for dinner

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Actual Unseelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 26m

Rest in popsicle

Actual Unseelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 29m

There are five things the Jedi could do to save the Republic, and a secret Sith thing

Actual Unseelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 50m

Comradical

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 2h

I am convinced that Microsoft is run by people who do not interact with digital devices. Somebody holds up a computer and uses it for Satya Nadella, he just sits and scratches his chin and says “make it do more”

Jai @lowercasejai.bsky.social · 11h

LMAOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE NEW XBOX HANDHELD COMES WITH MICROSOFT TEAMS AND ONEDRIVE INSTALLED??? this is the fucking goofiest company in games

a list of apps pre-installed on the Xbox ROG Ally including Microsoft Teams and Onedrive

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Jim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 16h

My painting COASTAL EXPLORERS

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Actual Unseelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 1h

This list is an incredible collection of people I just assumed I already followed

Actual Unseelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 1h

Out of all the things I don't want to do tomorrow, going to work is all of them

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 11h

can’t believe it took you this long to leave that website run by admitted nazis and join this website run by closeted nazis

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‎Synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.bsky.social · Apr 21

every one of us has a word or term that if someone searched it would instantly destroy us

☭⚧️ Ms. Andry @girldyke.bsky.social · Apr 21

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY RESULTS HELP

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ripcinema @ripcinema.bsky.social · 1d

nothing chatgpt has done is as impressive as akinator, the mind-reading internet genie from 2007

Akinator, the mind reading genie

Akinator can read your mind and tell you what character you are thinking of, as if by magic. Think of a real or fictional character, answer few questions, and Akinator will try to guess who it is. Wil...

en.akinator.com

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Actual Unseelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 2h

(smiling, handing you a set of keys while a tacoma burns in the background): Welcome to Bluesky

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Hannah Strong @hannahstrong.co.uk · 7d

A lot of """"creatives"""" have seemingly accepted generative AI as part of art and filmmaking and I'm hear to say you're all big stinky phonies and I hate you

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 6h

“woah teams installs are up 7% this quarter excellent job everyone 😊”
*lays u off*

Jai @lowercasejai.bsky.social · 11h

LMAOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE NEW XBOX HANDHELD COMES WITH MICROSOFT TEAMS AND ONEDRIVE INSTALLED??? this is the fucking goofiest company in games

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Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals @leftistlawyer.com · 6h

In real life, she wasn't who I wanted to be like.

It's okay to grow beyond your heroes. Find new heroes, and grow beyond them too.

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Gunnar @itsgunnars.bsky.social · 1d

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 1d

Frog and Toad Are Gonna Fuck Shit Up

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Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 10h

I was trying to find an old tweet about Hamlet and Ophelia. Google AI thought I was accusing it of killing my dad, and also screwed up the most famous line in The Princess Bride.