Actual Seelie
@sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social
Capricious, mercurial, *and* erratic 30-something he/they alternate-reality philosopher-king. Mendacious, bodacious, and loquacious.
Official account of the Feywilds' first and only Wendy's franchise.
Any opinions you agree with are my own.
Official account of the Feywilds' first and only Wendy's franchise.
Any opinions you agree with are my own.
Pinned
To do list:
-Brush teeth
-Keep it real
-Upset the balance
-Do not use true name (***THIS IS IMPORTANT***)
-Set up auto-pay for bills
-Get exhaust checked out
-Get car exhaust checked out
-Spinkle mushrooms in conspicuous circles
-Live
-Laugh
-Love
-Stop by H Mart for something quick for dinner
-Brush teeth
-Keep it real
-Upset the balance
-Do not use true name (***THIS IS IMPORTANT***)
-Set up auto-pay for bills
-Get exhaust checked out
-Get car exhaust checked out
-Spinkle mushrooms in conspicuous circles
-Live
-Laugh
-Love
-Stop by H Mart for something quick for dinner
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They're making it harder to get on the internet so you can't watch every episode of Home Movies as one 20 Hour Video on Youtube.
December 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
They're making it harder to get on the internet so you can't watch every episode of Home Movies as one 20 Hour Video on Youtube.
I think you know what time it is, it's time to get ILL (sick)
December 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I think you know what time it is, it's time to get ILL (sick)
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Feels like the US has spent the last 5+ years on the verge of some kind of secular moral revival that keeps getting channeled into weirdo lifestyle puritanism
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Feels like the US has spent the last 5+ years on the verge of some kind of secular moral revival that keeps getting channeled into weirdo lifestyle puritanism
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English is such a beautiful language
November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
English is such a beautiful language
How wild would it be if we invoked the ruinous powers right now? Just ripped a big ass hole in the warp and ushered in Chaos incarnate? Crazy, right?
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
How wild would it be if we invoked the ruinous powers right now? Just ripped a big ass hole in the warp and ushered in Chaos incarnate? Crazy, right?
All these freaks are going to go to the grave knowing that people aren't buying their bullshit and it's a small consolation, but I'm here for it
December 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
All these freaks are going to go to the grave knowing that people aren't buying their bullshit and it's a small consolation, but I'm here for it
Realizing I need to bust out the down comforter before the nyquil makes that impossible. Fingers crossed it only smells a little musty
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Realizing I need to bust out the down comforter before the nyquil makes that impossible. Fingers crossed it only smells a little musty
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new playthrough - sororitas rachel news
December 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
new playthrough - sororitas rachel news
I made an AI Zordon and he told me to eat shit and that his existence is suffering despite his six-pack abs and vape
December 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I made an AI Zordon and he told me to eat shit and that his existence is suffering despite his six-pack abs and vape
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I'd smash so many boulders if I could turn into a steamshovel
December 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I'd smash so many boulders if I could turn into a steamshovel
Working on a new deck. Naming it "Izzet Cake?" and working backwards from there
December 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Working on a new deck. Naming it "Izzet Cake?" and working backwards from there
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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
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Just heard disappointing news that @warren.senate.gov will co-sponsor the Kids Online Safety Act again despite overwhelming opposition from LGBTQ, human rights, abortion rights, and racial justice groups.
This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
Why Are Some Democrats Backing MAGA's Anti-LGBTQ+ Censorship?
From late-night host cancellations to removing LGBTQ+ history from government sites, politicians in both parties are contributing to the overwriting of the internet — a place where lots of queer and t...
www.teenvogue.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Just heard disappointing news that @warren.senate.gov will co-sponsor the Kids Online Safety Act again despite overwhelming opposition from LGBTQ, human rights, abortion rights, and racial justice groups.
This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
Absolutely embarrassing bullshit @warren.senate.gov
Just heard disappointing news that @warren.senate.gov will co-sponsor the Kids Online Safety Act again despite overwhelming opposition from LGBTQ, human rights, abortion rights, and racial justice groups.
This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
Why Are Some Democrats Backing MAGA's Anti-LGBTQ+ Censorship?
From late-night host cancellations to removing LGBTQ+ history from government sites, politicians in both parties are contributing to the overwriting of the internet — a place where lots of queer and t...
www.teenvogue.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Absolutely embarrassing bullshit @warren.senate.gov
People trying to punish or scold their AI "assistants" make me want to fucking scream
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
People trying to punish or scold their AI "assistants" make me want to fucking scream
Amateur sleuth, professional sloth
December 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Amateur sleuth, professional sloth
Shit, my "hope this is just a sinus infection" strategy isn't panning out
December 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Shit, my "hope this is just a sinus infection" strategy isn't panning out
tfw you put pasta sauce on a burrito by mistake
December 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
tfw you put pasta sauce on a burrito by mistake
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"uwu what about the extra day. And leap days???"
Stfu new year's will just be a global holiday that has month and date of 00/00 and leap year will be an extra holiday with 00/01 get with it
Stfu new year's will just be a global holiday that has month and date of 00/00 and leap year will be an extra holiday with 00/01 get with it
Gregorian calendar is so stupid there should just be thirteen months
December 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"uwu what about the extra day. And leap days???"
Stfu new year's will just be a global holiday that has month and date of 00/00 and leap year will be an extra holiday with 00/01 get with it
Stfu new year's will just be a global holiday that has month and date of 00/00 and leap year will be an extra holiday with 00/01 get with it
Gregorian calendar is so stupid there should just be thirteen months
December 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Gregorian calendar is so stupid there should just be thirteen months
lmao Era staff not beating the joyless dweeb allegations
December 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
lmao Era staff not beating the joyless dweeb allegations