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Actual Seelie
@sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social
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Capricious, mercurial, *and* erratic 30-something he/they alternate-reality philosopher-king. Mendacious, bodacious, and loquacious.

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Oh my god I need it
Playtest MTG card "Gobland" It is a 2/1 Land Creature (presumably red?) - Mountain Goblin The text reads: "Gobland isn't a spell, it's affected by summoning sickness, and it has 'Tap: Add R.' Gobland can't block." The art is a cute little doodle of a twin-peaked mountain with a goblin face and stick-figure arms and legs strolling about the countryside while a sun with an exasperated expression observes.
December 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Me every time I open a large package:
Screenshot of Dr. McNinja featuring a zombie pirate with a shuriken in his head saying: "It might be a Sega Genesiiiiiiis"
December 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Tactical Breach Wizards (2024)
Steam storefront art for the game Tactical Breach Wizards. It features two wizards in pseudo military fatigues and wizard hats with occult symbols and crystals on them.
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Look at him. He's so pleased with himself.
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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An overlay of a Fibonacci spiral on top of a picture of a sleeping orange cat named Adonis. The numbers 1, 2, and 3 are at the top.
December 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Peak nostalgia, down to the connection speed.
Screengrab of the Guild Wars: Reforged client download. Showing the logo at the top and at the bottom the text "Downloading 30.8 MB (31KB/sec)" The background is a group of various armored people line and the silhouette of a castle even further in the background. It looks very painterly and has a lot of yellow and orange tones.
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Is anyone else in love with this thing??? A one-drop with artifact and enchant removal threat and lifegain?!
Screenshot from MTG Arena of the card "Curious Farm Animals" It is a 1/1 Creature - Boar Elk Bird Ox for W with ability: "When this creature dies, you gain 3 life. Pay 2, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment."
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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dril tweet with Battle avi instead of jack nicholson or whatever. Text: "children.. toddlers.. babies..they all got one thing in common. they all truly believe they can kick my ass. but they are Fundamentally Weak"
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Bruce Campbell, young and with a short cut holding a chunky 90s cellphone and wearing a 3 piece suit in a convertible. He is looking over his shoulder into the distance with a distressed look on his face
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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This is not a serious person.
And so now, let’s tug on that loose thread… I’m sure many of my left-leaning readers will say, “This is obvious, we have been talking about it for YEARS!” Yes, many of you have; but you were using language of emotion (“Pay a living wage!”) rather than showing the math. My bad for not paying closer attention; your bad for not showing your work or coming up with workable solutions. Let’s rectify it rather than cast blame.
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Fake screenshot from umineko featuring the red swipe of red text and the text reading "umineko is an agatha christie inspired murder mystery
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Amity Island is obviously not a real place, but it is largely based on the area I grew up in.
Scene from Jaws with Roy Scheider sitting on the beach as the camera zooms in on his face as panic grows in his expression. There is a woman standing behind him.
November 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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*checks achievements*
Wait, THESE are the rarest ones?
Screenshot showing the three rarest achievements for Rogue Trader: Precise Defence: You destroyed 30 torpedoes. - .5% It Itches!: You caught a suspicious rash on the freight line and did not cure it by the end of the game. - .4% Release the Hound!: On Daring difficulty or above, the Cyber-Mastiff bit at least 7 different enemies in one turn. - .3%
November 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Avast, ye be lookin' for some ̶g̶o̶b̶l̶i̶n̶s̶ simians?
MtG Card "Goblin Tomb Raider" It is a 1/2 Red Creature - Goblin Pirate for R Ability text reads: "As long as you control an artifact, Goblin Tomb Raider gets +1/+0 and has haste. Flavor text: "Enterprising goblins can extract their body weight in loot. Ambitious ones have a big meal first." The art shows a goblin from Ixalan, swinging from a rope and grabbing a purple artifact while a corridor explodes in the background. The goblin is dressed in clothes like a pirate, and his features are much like that of an ape or a large monkey.
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Yo where'd the eyes go
Clipped from the "new" image. A box that in the original had eyes on it that are curiously missing.
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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How
Screenshot of browser window. In the typing field are the words "why does" And the auto suggestion is: "who does gambit have a d20" Gambit and Rogue (X-Men) from Marvel Rivals having a lovely picnic. Gambit is holding a glowing D20 for some reason and Rogue is holding an h'ordeuvre. The text says "Marvel Rivals Season 5 Play for Free Now"
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Evergreen
XKCD comic: One panel, one couple enters the doorway of another couple's home. One of homeowners: "Welcome to our house!" One of the guests: "Thanks for inviting us!" "Alexa, order two tons of creamed corn." "Alexa, confirm purchase." The caption at the bottom reads: When visiting a new house, it's good to check whether they have an always-on device transmitting your conversations somewhere.
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Four panel meme format of Natalie Portman holding a red cup at a party from the movie Garden State maybe? Panel 1: "So you see, that's where the trouble began" Panel 2: Portrait art of character Abelard Werserian from the game Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader. Abelard is a stern, older man in a Navy officer's uniform with one cybernetic red eye. He is notably not smiling. Panel 3: "That smile." Panel 4: "That damned smile."
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Fucking endless amounts of this energy from comfortable assholes
Fox News image with a picture of a refrigerator and the caption: "Poor" Households 99.6% Have a Refrigerator Source: US Dept of Energy
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Oh shiiiiiit, I had completely forgotten about this. It looks fucking gorgeous.
Image of "After Death, Life Again - A Disco Elysium Zine" Cover art is of Harry Dubois in a trenchcoat hat smoking in front of the wreckage of his police vehicle while Kim Kitsuragi is in the background shining a flashlight on it.
November 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Like *really* bombed out.
Promo poster for "Chairman of the Board", a 1997 film starring Carrot Top. The image features Carrot Top wearing a business jacket and shirt with a pair of board shorts. He is surfing down an office building hallway while a bunch of squares wearing suits get caught in the surf. "Ride the wave this fall!" is the tagline A clipped image from the wikipedia page for "Chairman of the Board" showing the movie's budget of $7 million and only grossing $306,715 at the box office
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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That ratio lmao
Matty Y's dumbshit post "I think the American right is in fact correct about several things and it would be wise to concede that." Dumbass ratio'd to hell. 183 comments, 131 reposts, only 16 likes. What a tool
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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One of the mobsters from the simpsons from the famous "I'm seein' double here"
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM