John Shipley
@shipleykid.bsky.social
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Not if you’ve covered college football.
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Does the pReSident think all the money not going to federal employees right now gets vacuumed to his personal bank account?

More important, *does* it get vaccuumed to his personal bank account?
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My kingdom for a home run.
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should have kept the bunt on.
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"Hello, humans Thanks for coming. I am a fellow human billionaire many times over who has made all Peter's money in technologies and plans to make even more in AI intelligences. I'm here to tell you that I have discovered that the Antichrist will be someone who hates tecnhologies and the AIs."
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WaPo Exclusive:

Inside billionaire Peter Thiel’s private lectures: "I am definitely not the Antichrist. Absolutely NOT me. But he's coming, and it's possible he looks a little like me. But trust me, it WON'T be me. I am not the Antichrist."
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These guys are pathetic.
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God, he’s an idiot.

Our president has never read a book in his life.
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Complicit @GOP stooges need to cowboy up and put an end to this. Literally everything wrong in this country right now is happening because Republican-led Congress and Senate are letting it happen.

#Nuremberg
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If Orange Caligula weren't wealthy, he would need these benefits.

WAPO: Trump plan would limit Social Security disability benefits for older Americans
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I had a lot of stupid ideas when I was going through puberty. Then I grew up.
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The "Department of War" is literally trolling for people it can kill.
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“Los Enchiladas!” 1999

I was off by 20 years!
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Is that Mitch Hedberg’s movie?
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Can the GOP really not scrounge up nine votes for a motion to vacate against Mike Johnson. No one likes this guy, right?

Democrats, get on this.

The government has WAY too many ways for one person to fuck everything up.
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OK, broham. Keep it up.
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Glad Bill Burr learned that "people are the same everywhere!" at the expense of normalizing human rights abuses.

What a disappointment.
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The Little Corporal is officially spitting nickels.