Cai P. Dark +10
@shitsenpaisays.bsky.social
Am I in my late 20s now?
Herald of Skeletons.
Collector of Cursed Goods.
Wretched Bevy Connoisseur.
Apprentice Blacksmith.
Herald of Skeletons.
Collector of Cursed Goods.
Wretched Bevy Connoisseur.
Apprentice Blacksmith.
Every night when I go to sleep I go to Hell and work my shift as the bathroom attendant.
It may not be my dream job but it is my dream job.
It may not be my dream job but it is my dream job.
April 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Every night when I go to sleep I go to Hell and work my shift as the bathroom attendant.
It may not be my dream job but it is my dream job.
It may not be my dream job but it is my dream job.
Painter Guy: “Do you want me to take off the door knob or tape & paint around”
Me: oh 🙂 you can just tape & paint around it’s kind of a pain to get these ones off
Painter Guy: “We usually take them off”
Me: Y’know you could have simply not asked & done whatever
Me: oh 🙂 you can just tape & paint around it’s kind of a pain to get these ones off
Painter Guy: “We usually take them off”
Me: Y’know you could have simply not asked & done whatever
February 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Painter Guy: “Do you want me to take off the door knob or tape & paint around”
Me: oh 🙂 you can just tape & paint around it’s kind of a pain to get these ones off
Painter Guy: “We usually take them off”
Me: Y’know you could have simply not asked & done whatever
Me: oh 🙂 you can just tape & paint around it’s kind of a pain to get these ones off
Painter Guy: “We usually take them off”
Me: Y’know you could have simply not asked & done whatever
Being Cask of Amontillado’d on a Tuesday 😔
December 4, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Being Cask of Amontillado’d on a Tuesday 😔
Trying to remember how to say Stuart Semple’s last name in a conversation about how much we hate Anish Kapoor so we google it in the most unbiased fashion.
November 12, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Trying to remember how to say Stuart Semple’s last name in a conversation about how much we hate Anish Kapoor so we google it in the most unbiased fashion.
Kids these days don’t know about zines!!!
October 27, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Kids these days don’t know about zines!!!
Flirting through threats of violence since 1996
July 20, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Flirting through threats of violence since 1996
Hey everyone, just wanted to let you all know I am redacting my fluency in English. Thank you.
May 13, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Hey everyone, just wanted to let you all know I am redacting my fluency in English. Thank you.
Cooking in my own kitchen, still wanted by the FDA for food crimes.
April 8, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Cooking in my own kitchen, still wanted by the FDA for food crimes.
Yo, is it gay if your slab of hot metal overlaps with your homies slab of hot metal in the forge?
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Asking for a friend…
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Asking for a friend…
March 1, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Yo, is it gay if your slab of hot metal overlaps with your homies slab of hot metal in the forge?
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.
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Asking for a friend…
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Asking for a friend…
When a dentist I went to years ago retired he sold all his patient info to a rando who calls me twice a month and texts more frequently even though I have long since told them I moved from the area and have a new dentist.
February 3, 2024 at 12:59 AM
When a dentist I went to years ago retired he sold all his patient info to a rando who calls me twice a month and texts more frequently even though I have long since told them I moved from the area and have a new dentist.
I am a supportive friend.
January 8, 2024 at 11:36 PM
I am a supportive friend.
Hey guys I think something is wrong with my dog??
December 29, 2023 at 6:03 PM
Hey guys I think something is wrong with my dog??
Text from my brother who is getting married next year.
Should I text him I want to be Dr. Scrimble Cornelius the 8th, Esquire?
Should I text him I want to be Dr. Scrimble Cornelius the 8th, Esquire?
December 19, 2023 at 7:45 PM
Text from my brother who is getting married next year.
Should I text him I want to be Dr. Scrimble Cornelius the 8th, Esquire?
Should I text him I want to be Dr. Scrimble Cornelius the 8th, Esquire?
Text from my brother who is getting married next year.
Should I text him I want to be Dr. Scrimble Cornelius the 8th, Esquire?
Should I text him I want to be Dr. Scrimble Cornelius the 8th, Esquire?
December 19, 2023 at 7:43 PM
Text from my brother who is getting married next year.
Should I text him I want to be Dr. Scrimble Cornelius the 8th, Esquire?
Should I text him I want to be Dr. Scrimble Cornelius the 8th, Esquire?
I’m very funny.
November 20, 2023 at 10:28 PM
I’m very funny.
I love when a movie is like angry father at daughters mysterious fiancé bc he’s “traditional” & fiancé didn’t ask for permission before the engagement but is totally okay w/ the other daughter taking her sis’s previous long term bf as her spouse & is mad his child hasn’t “gotten over that already”
November 20, 2023 at 12:33 AM
I love when a movie is like angry father at daughters mysterious fiancé bc he’s “traditional” & fiancé didn’t ask for permission before the engagement but is totally okay w/ the other daughter taking her sis’s previous long term bf as her spouse & is mad his child hasn’t “gotten over that already”
October 8, 2023 at 3:56 AM
Please admire this model I had the pleasure of working with.
October 5, 2023 at 6:59 PM
Please admire this model I had the pleasure of working with.
The boy playing video games:
“Only problem with this build is dealing with the ranges enemies”
Me: cause you’re a close range murder hunk
The boy: “Did you just call me a murder homo?”
Me: I infact, did not.
The boy: “Would’ve been funny if you did.”
“Only problem with this build is dealing with the ranges enemies”
Me: cause you’re a close range murder hunk
The boy: “Did you just call me a murder homo?”
Me: I infact, did not.
The boy: “Would’ve been funny if you did.”
October 4, 2023 at 12:37 AM
The boy playing video games:
“Only problem with this build is dealing with the ranges enemies”
Me: cause you’re a close range murder hunk
The boy: “Did you just call me a murder homo?”
Me: I infact, did not.
The boy: “Would’ve been funny if you did.”
“Only problem with this build is dealing with the ranges enemies”
Me: cause you’re a close range murder hunk
The boy: “Did you just call me a murder homo?”
Me: I infact, did not.
The boy: “Would’ve been funny if you did.”
Oh congrats on being Gender Fluid
September 26, 2023 at 12:20 AM
Oh congrats on being Gender Fluid
They are in love.
(4 millions of years)
(4 millions of years)
September 1, 2023 at 3:18 AM
They are in love.
(4 millions of years)
(4 millions of years)
Oh yeaaaaah babbbby hotel owner outaaaageeeee yeaaaaaaaah
August 31, 2023 at 7:58 PM
Oh yeaaaaah babbbby hotel owner outaaaageeeee yeaaaaaaaah
~Getting my nails done at Gil’s~
☺️💅🏼
☺️💅🏼
August 22, 2023 at 11:02 PM
~Getting my nails done at Gil’s~
☺️💅🏼
☺️💅🏼
Much like a shark my body has decided I needed more teeth and the local dentists have found I have created another wisdom tooth since my last x ray bringing me to a total of 6 now
August 10, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Much like a shark my body has decided I needed more teeth and the local dentists have found I have created another wisdom tooth since my last x ray bringing me to a total of 6 now
After 10,000 years these bad boys are finally starting to look like real Tongs. :)
August 9, 2023 at 2:39 AM
After 10,000 years these bad boys are finally starting to look like real Tongs. :)