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shitsenpaisays.bsky.social
Cai P. Dark +10
@shitsenpaisays.bsky.social
19 followers 40 following 35 posts
Am I in my late 20s now?
Herald of Skeletons.
Collector of Cursed Goods.
Wretched Bevy Connoisseur.
Apprentice Blacksmith.
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Being Cask of Amontillado’d on a Tuesday 😔
Image depicts the basement of a stardew valley game. A character holds a wine bottle with a wall blocking the staircase. Trapping this poor soul in the underground.
December 4, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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Trying to remember how to say Stuart Semple’s last name in a conversation about how much we hate Anish Kapoor so we google it in the most unbiased fashion.
Google search results of enemy of anish kapoor read Stuart Semple.
November 12, 2024 at 11:59 PM
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When a dentist I went to years ago retired he sold all his patient info to a rando who calls me twice a month and texts more frequently even though I have long since told them I moved from the area and have a new dentist.
Screen shot of a text chat. The first message reads: Final call! Don't miss your last chance for a complimentary dental consultation with Dr. Bagai! Call (714) 769-6912 to schedule! 😊 Followed by a reply broken into two messages starting with: I'm begging you to make it the final class. I am desperate for you to leave me alone. Second message: Sorry call not class, that really makes my desperate plea less dramatic doesn't it?
February 3, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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I am a supportive friend.
Image of a text thread. One line is a frowny face. The other line reads, get your surgery you whore.
January 8, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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Hey guys I think something is wrong with my dog??
A small kitten opens its eyes wide as if perceiving the true horrors of this world
December 29, 2023 at 6:03 PM
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Text from my brother who is getting married next year.
Should I text him I want to be Dr. Scrimble Cornelius the 8th, Esquire?
A photo of a text banner notification that reads “what name do you want on your wedding invitation”
December 19, 2023 at 7:45 PM
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Text from my brother who is getting married next year.
Should I text him I want to be Dr. Scrimble Cornelius the 8th, Esquire?
A photo of a text banner notification that reads “what name do you want on your wedding invitation”
December 19, 2023 at 7:43 PM
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I’m very funny.
DoorDash conversation thread that’s reads as follows. Delivery Woman: “Is the front door the one by the garage? Or is there another door” Me: “yes right next to the garage. It’s the only door. Very bad for emergencies” The Continued DoorDash conversation thread that’s reads as follows. Me: “it’s the only door. Very bad for emergencies” Delivery: “your pizza is at the door. And yeah that is”
November 20, 2023 at 10:28 PM
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For my fellow Pokémon enjoyers.

cajunavenger.github.io
October 8, 2023 at 3:56 AM
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Please admire this model I had the pleasure of working with.
A collage of 9 pictures of the Pokémon Magikarp in different elegant positions of flapping helplessly on the ground as if for the cover of vogue.
October 5, 2023 at 6:59 PM
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Oh congrats on being Gender Fluid
Screenshot of an email with the subject line “I’m a lady but in bed I become a whore!”
September 26, 2023 at 12:20 AM
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They are in love.
(4 millions of years)
September 1, 2023 at 3:18 AM
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~Getting my nails done at Gil’s~
☺️💅🏼
August 22, 2023 at 11:02 PM
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After 10,000 years these bad boys are finally starting to look like real Tongs. :)
Two bars of mild steel. Progress picture of Two bars of mild steel that have been partially shaped into metal tongs. A close up progress picture of vaguely tong shaped mild steel. A close up of some nice tong shaped pieces of mild steel.
August 9, 2023 at 2:39 AM
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Cooking with Friends in Tears of The Kingdom.
August 2, 2023 at 5:36 PM