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Shitty Johnny @shittyjohnny.com · 7d

Since the magats are trying to brand tomorrow's #NoKings as hate America, I thought I'd make a sign to clear things up for them.

Shitty Johnny @shittyjohnny.com · 9d

I don't know what shows my age more. The fact I take Collagen every day or that while preparing it, I sing the word "Collagen" to the tune "Janitor" by Suburban Lawns.
youtu.be/u2FnMk44sAg?...

Suburban Lawns - Janitor (Original Video)

YouTube video by The Void

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Shitty Johnny @shittyjohnny.com · Sep 21

I bet Beach Boy Mike Love hated being part of the same fest as GWAR

Shitty Johnny @shittyjohnny.com · Sep 18

Seeing how Nexstar is reported to be the ABC affiliate owner that started suspension of JKL, and Nexstar owns the most NBC affiliates, it seems like Meyer will "offend" before the holidays

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Shitty Johnny @shittyjohnny.com · Sep 18

ABC should go back to its 1953 #McCarthy era logo. It seems like the reich thing to do.

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Shitty Johnny @shittyjohnny.com · Sep 18

Guillermo Live! should debut on YouTube with his guest @jimmykimmel.com

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Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · Sep 17

BREAKING: ABC has announced it is pulling Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show off the air “indefinitely” to censor the host after comments he made Monday night about the "MAGA gang" doing everything to claim Charlie Kirk's alleged assassin was "anything other than one of them."

Here is the clip:

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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · Sep 17

Did the FCC threaten Fox when Brian Kilmeade suggested murdering the homeless?

No? Weird….

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Shitty Johnny @shittyjohnny.com · Sep 17

To fuck with the MAGA canceling @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social
The crew should do the show tonight as Guillermo Live! and post it to YouTube with his side kick being @jimmykimmel.com
More viewers than ABC and revenue stays with the crew.

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Shitty Johnny @shittyjohnny.com · Aug 20

The chat is not the show.. thankfully

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Shitty Johnny @shittyjohnny.com · Aug 19

I loved #Superman @jamesgunn.bsky.social but one question
Do the #MonkeyBots in the #PocketUniverse use #5G to connect to the web in our universe or did Lex have to install a LAN line?

Shitty Johnny @shittyjohnny.com · May 21

The shitgibbon would have a huge meltdown if this song introduction hit the charts this week.
@brucespringsteen.net

My City of Ruins (Introduction) - Live in Manchester, May 14, 2025

Bruce Springsteen · Land Of Hope & Dreams · Song · 2025

open.spotify.com

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Shitty Johnny @shittyjohnny.com · Apr 6

So you are saying if I watch Other Music on Kanopy, you don't get paid the same as if I watch it on Amazon?

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Shitty Johnny @shittyjohnny.com · Apr 6

It happens with a number of smaller releases. The Mojo Nixon doc was on there the same day it went on VOD.

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Shitty Johnny @shittyjohnny.com · Apr 3

10 years ago, when I started my job, my employer laughed at me suggesting that rather than joining the 401k program, they just pay me 4% more..
My suggestion isn't so funny today, huh.

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Shitty Johnny @shittyjohnny.com · Apr 3

Looking forward to a lot of "Bobby Hill - That's My Purse" energy at #HandsOff on April 5th

Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · Apr 2

Find your preferred location www.mobilize.us/handsoff/

Hands Off! Join the National Mobilization to Fight Back · Hands Off on Mobilize

Find events, petitions, volunteer opportunities, fundraisers and more with Hands Off.

www.mobilize.us

Shitty Johnny @shittyjohnny.com · Apr 2

Check out @shoutstudios.bsky.social either on Roku or online. They currently have Speed Racer free on demand US & Japan versions
watch.shout-tv.com/series/2228

watch.shout-tv.com

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Shitty Johnny @shittyjohnny.com · Mar 25

Yes @mcuban.bsky.social why shut down the 3-card monte guy on the corner when he brings so much hope to the neighborhood?

Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · Mar 25

Smartest crypto quote on @blueksy. And it doesn't have to be $5k. In a country where a large number of people don't have $400 in savings, If a candidate doesn't respect the importance of $100 of crypto to young voters, they will lose them

Seven Years in Quebec @dfeldman.org · Mar 25

For someone who works a low paid job but has amassed $5000 in crypto, it’s not just an investment. It’s their ticket out. You do NOT want to threaten that if you want them to vote for you.

Shitty Johnny @shittyjohnny.com · Mar 20

Hey #comicssky anyone know the name of the #comic about a killer that returns to a city on an annual basis & the officials refuse to stop them (i.e.mass shooters).
I think I saw @pattonoswalt.bsky.social mention it back when we were at the old mall we used to skate at (X).

Shitty Johnny @shittyjohnny.com · Mar 19

More bad news for Elon gizmodo.com/byd-says-it-...

BYD Says It Can Now Charge An Electric Car In 5 Minutes

The Chinese automaker says it will start selling vehicles with the new battery system starting next month.

gizmodo.com

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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · Mar 14

Trump and Musk’s initiatives are forcing us into a dark age for science.

Watch the full video on YouTube: Trump Hates Science

youtu.be/46XaJvIxPeY

Trump Hates Science

YouTube video by Adam Conover

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Shitty Johnny @shittyjohnny.com · Mar 11

Dems should start posting memes laughing at how old man trump can't drive.

Shitty Johnny @shittyjohnny.com · Mar 11

This is the same as when Jimmy Carter brought the press to the dealership he bought a Pinto from... oh, wait, that never happened because it's illegal for POTUS to use his office like this.
#bizzaroTrumpWorld

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Mar 11

Elon Musk explaining cars to Trump: "It's literally like a golf cart that goes really fast."

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Shitty Johnny @shittyjohnny.com · Mar 11

Someone needs to convince him that he can replace his driver with autopilot, and he needs it to always use insane mode.

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Shitty Johnny @shittyjohnny.com · Mar 11

I really dislike pro wrestling, but I love Mike-A-Mania.
#bestshow4life

The Best Show with Tom Scharpling @bestshow4life.bsky.social · Mar 10

A new episode of MIKE-A-MANIA is now available on the Best Show Patreon! AP Mike enters THE ATTITUDE ERA, and his WrestleMania enters its Parental Discretion Advised phase.

Watch on Patreon: patreon.com/thebestshow

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