@shkellie.bsky.social
deepest darkest thoughts of a terribly silly person
now you see, i only do this weird thing because of a completely self inflicted neurosis that i refuse to reflect upon and frankly it's rude of you to say anything about it and cause me to question my own actions
January 28, 2026 at 2:57 PM
now you see, i only do this weird thing because of a completely self inflicted neurosis that i refuse to reflect upon and frankly it's rude of you to say anything about it and cause me to question my own actions
is there, like, an onlyfans or fansly lady i can subscribe to that will be real and give advice on how to get a girl like them?
like, i've been told all the time i'm hot but there's definitely something about my attempts that just aren't landing and none of the ladies i know can tell me why
like, i've been told all the time i'm hot but there's definitely something about my attempts that just aren't landing and none of the ladies i know can tell me why
January 22, 2026 at 4:32 AM
is there, like, an onlyfans or fansly lady i can subscribe to that will be real and give advice on how to get a girl like them?
like, i've been told all the time i'm hot but there's definitely something about my attempts that just aren't landing and none of the ladies i know can tell me why
like, i've been told all the time i'm hot but there's definitely something about my attempts that just aren't landing and none of the ladies i know can tell me why
i'm such a dork for women
it's a real problem
it's a real problem
January 22, 2026 at 1:55 AM
i'm such a dork for women
it's a real problem
it's a real problem
i lost interest in frieren when I watched half a season of the most saccharine shit i'd ever seen and then they revealed "she hides her power level"
fuck off with that shit, i've been watching anime longer than youve been alive if you think that's cool
fuck off with that shit, i've been watching anime longer than youve been alive if you think that's cool
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
i lost interest in frieren when I watched half a season of the most saccharine shit i'd ever seen and then they revealed "she hides her power level"
fuck off with that shit, i've been watching anime longer than youve been alive if you think that's cool
fuck off with that shit, i've been watching anime longer than youve been alive if you think that's cool
i will become worthy of the weird girl of my dreams
it is my only path to happiness
it is my only path to happiness
December 30, 2025 at 7:54 AM
i will become worthy of the weird girl of my dreams
it is my only path to happiness
it is my only path to happiness
sometimes im about to put some money down on a pervy gacha game and then i remever i could just spend that money on a an actual pervy artist and improve my chances of getting something i like
December 8, 2025 at 11:52 AM
sometimes im about to put some money down on a pervy gacha game and then i remever i could just spend that money on a an actual pervy artist and improve my chances of getting something i like
*flirts with a lady on tinder*
*gets a positive response*
Shit, wait. What do I do now? This usually doesn't happen.
*gets a positive response*
Shit, wait. What do I do now? This usually doesn't happen.
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 AM
*flirts with a lady on tinder*
*gets a positive response*
Shit, wait. What do I do now? This usually doesn't happen.
*gets a positive response*
Shit, wait. What do I do now? This usually doesn't happen.
you put me on list? king ding dong?! king ding dong on list?!? that's it, you go on list now
i am a serious person
i am a serious person
November 20, 2025 at 7:51 AM
you put me on list? king ding dong?! king ding dong on list?!? that's it, you go on list now
i am a serious person
i am a serious person
i just think women are fucking incredible and i'll never be happy until one is glad to have me around even though im a total dumbass
November 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
i just think women are fucking incredible and i'll never be happy until one is glad to have me around even though im a total dumbass
I swipe left until I find a lady I actually like and then close the app.
November 15, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I swipe left until I find a lady I actually like and then close the app.
its honestly a little embarrassing how much of the current work on myself is done so that i may one day have a lady in my life i can truly adore and cherish
really not willing to accept less than that
really not willing to accept less than that
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 AM
its honestly a little embarrassing how much of the current work on myself is done so that i may one day have a lady in my life i can truly adore and cherish
really not willing to accept less than that
really not willing to accept less than that
imma stop vaping so much weed
actually i intend to stop entirely by the end of the year
except for like
fun and stuff on occasion
posting here to solidify it
actually i intend to stop entirely by the end of the year
except for like
fun and stuff on occasion
posting here to solidify it
October 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
imma stop vaping so much weed
actually i intend to stop entirely by the end of the year
except for like
fun and stuff on occasion
posting here to solidify it
actually i intend to stop entirely by the end of the year
except for like
fun and stuff on occasion
posting here to solidify it
*looking up a pervy anime to watch*
internet: here's a bunch with school girls in short skirts
me: mm, nah, kinda creepy honestly
internet: this one has office girls in short skirts
me: hello!
internet: here's a bunch with school girls in short skirts
me: mm, nah, kinda creepy honestly
internet: this one has office girls in short skirts
me: hello!
September 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
*looking up a pervy anime to watch*
internet: here's a bunch with school girls in short skirts
me: mm, nah, kinda creepy honestly
internet: this one has office girls in short skirts
me: hello!
internet: here's a bunch with school girls in short skirts
me: mm, nah, kinda creepy honestly
internet: this one has office girls in short skirts
me: hello!
i need a lady who will be a little bit mean to me
only a little because they love me and believe i'm better than that
only a little because they love me and believe i'm better than that
September 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i need a lady who will be a little bit mean to me
only a little because they love me and believe i'm better than that
only a little because they love me and believe i'm better than that
i need a girlfriend so i can stop falling in love with every woman i see
September 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i need a girlfriend so i can stop falling in love with every woman i see
grown adults who haven't had a job in their god damned life certainly have a lot of strong opinions about people who work super hard every day to make the only form of entertainment that distracts them from their miserable existence
September 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
grown adults who haven't had a job in their god damned life certainly have a lot of strong opinions about people who work super hard every day to make the only form of entertainment that distracts them from their miserable existence
i know i'm straight because whenever i see a handsome man i'm like "hmm, yes, very nice" but whenever i see a pretty lady i'm like "good golly miss molly!"
September 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i know i'm straight because whenever i see a handsome man i'm like "hmm, yes, very nice" but whenever i see a pretty lady i'm like "good golly miss molly!"
- i never do anything and i feel bad about that
then do something about it?
- how dare you
then do something about it?
- how dare you
August 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
- i never do anything and i feel bad about that
then do something about it?
- how dare you
then do something about it?
- how dare you
GET BETTER CULTURE YOU FUCKJS
August 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
GET BETTER CULTURE YOU FUCKJS
if you think video games are art but have never set foot in an actual art gallery i could unerstand why you think the last of us is good
August 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
if you think video games are art but have never set foot in an actual art gallery i could unerstand why you think the last of us is good
i know people say you're a bisexual even if you're attracted to non-binary folks, but i;'m not sure i count because all non-binary folks i've been attracted to lean way more feminine
don't get me wrong i'd accept the label if i felt it fit, but i feel like it would be stolen valour
don't get me wrong i'd accept the label if i felt it fit, but i feel like it would be stolen valour
August 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
i know people say you're a bisexual even if you're attracted to non-binary folks, but i;'m not sure i count because all non-binary folks i've been attracted to lean way more feminine
don't get me wrong i'd accept the label if i felt it fit, but i feel like it would be stolen valour
don't get me wrong i'd accept the label if i felt it fit, but i feel like it would be stolen valour
my new moderation list is already making people who put people on moderation lists mad
August 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
my new moderation list is already making people who put people on moderation lists mad
*matching with the same pretty lady for the third time on hinge*
okay, this time i wont fuck it up by trying to be cool, i'll be a total dumb ass and hopefully that's so surprising it charms her
okay, this time i wont fuck it up by trying to be cool, i'll be a total dumb ass and hopefully that's so surprising it charms her
August 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
*matching with the same pretty lady for the third time on hinge*
okay, this time i wont fuck it up by trying to be cool, i'll be a total dumb ass and hopefully that's so surprising it charms her
okay, this time i wont fuck it up by trying to be cool, i'll be a total dumb ass and hopefully that's so surprising it charms her
you all will never convince me to watch danananadan
you were wrong about frieren, y ou were wrong about demon slayer
you think i'm suppose to trust you again? watch something more than half your age and get back to me
you were wrong about frieren, y ou were wrong about demon slayer
you think i'm suppose to trust you again? watch something more than half your age and get back to me
August 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
you all will never convince me to watch danananadan
you were wrong about frieren, y ou were wrong about demon slayer
you think i'm suppose to trust you again? watch something more than half your age and get back to me
you were wrong about frieren, y ou were wrong about demon slayer
you think i'm suppose to trust you again? watch something more than half your age and get back to me
i'm handsome and a good lay, you'd think on top of being very nice i'd be in high demand
but alas, too weird
but alas, too weird
July 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
i'm handsome and a good lay, you'd think on top of being very nice i'd be in high demand
but alas, too weird
but alas, too weird