@shkellie.bsky.social
deepest darkest thoughts of a terribly silly person
i will become worthy of the weird girl of my dreams
it is my only path to happiness
it is my only path to happiness
December 30, 2025 at 7:54 AM
i will become worthy of the weird girl of my dreams
it is my only path to happiness
it is my only path to happiness
sometimes im about to put some money down on a pervy gacha game and then i remever i could just spend that money on a an actual pervy artist and improve my chances of getting something i like
December 8, 2025 at 11:52 AM
sometimes im about to put some money down on a pervy gacha game and then i remever i could just spend that money on a an actual pervy artist and improve my chances of getting something i like
*flirts with a lady on tinder*
*gets a positive response*
Shit, wait. What do I do now? This usually doesn't happen.
*gets a positive response*
Shit, wait. What do I do now? This usually doesn't happen.
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 AM
*flirts with a lady on tinder*
*gets a positive response*
Shit, wait. What do I do now? This usually doesn't happen.
*gets a positive response*
Shit, wait. What do I do now? This usually doesn't happen.
you put me on list? king ding dong?! king ding dong on list?!? that's it, you go on list now
i am a serious person
i am a serious person
November 20, 2025 at 7:51 AM
you put me on list? king ding dong?! king ding dong on list?!? that's it, you go on list now
i am a serious person
i am a serious person
i just think women are fucking incredible and i'll never be happy until one is glad to have me around even though im a total dumbass
November 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
i just think women are fucking incredible and i'll never be happy until one is glad to have me around even though im a total dumbass
I swipe left until I find a lady I actually like and then close the app.
November 15, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I swipe left until I find a lady I actually like and then close the app.
its honestly a little embarrassing how much of the current work on myself is done so that i may one day have a lady in my life i can truly adore and cherish
really not willing to accept less than that
really not willing to accept less than that
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 AM
its honestly a little embarrassing how much of the current work on myself is done so that i may one day have a lady in my life i can truly adore and cherish
really not willing to accept less than that
really not willing to accept less than that
imma stop vaping so much weed
actually i intend to stop entirely by the end of the year
except for like
fun and stuff on occasion
posting here to solidify it
actually i intend to stop entirely by the end of the year
except for like
fun and stuff on occasion
posting here to solidify it
October 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
imma stop vaping so much weed
actually i intend to stop entirely by the end of the year
except for like
fun and stuff on occasion
posting here to solidify it
actually i intend to stop entirely by the end of the year
except for like
fun and stuff on occasion
posting here to solidify it
*looking up a pervy anime to watch*
internet: here's a bunch with school girls in short skirts
me: mm, nah, kinda creepy honestly
internet: this one has office girls in short skirts
me: hello!
internet: here's a bunch with school girls in short skirts
me: mm, nah, kinda creepy honestly
internet: this one has office girls in short skirts
me: hello!
September 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
*looking up a pervy anime to watch*
internet: here's a bunch with school girls in short skirts
me: mm, nah, kinda creepy honestly
internet: this one has office girls in short skirts
me: hello!
internet: here's a bunch with school girls in short skirts
me: mm, nah, kinda creepy honestly
internet: this one has office girls in short skirts
me: hello!
i need a lady who will be a little bit mean to me
only a little because they love me and believe i'm better than that
only a little because they love me and believe i'm better than that
September 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i need a lady who will be a little bit mean to me
only a little because they love me and believe i'm better than that
only a little because they love me and believe i'm better than that
i need a girlfriend so i can stop falling in love with every woman i see
September 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i need a girlfriend so i can stop falling in love with every woman i see
grown adults who haven't had a job in their god damned life certainly have a lot of strong opinions about people who work super hard every day to make the only form of entertainment that distracts them from their miserable existence
September 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
grown adults who haven't had a job in their god damned life certainly have a lot of strong opinions about people who work super hard every day to make the only form of entertainment that distracts them from their miserable existence
i know i'm straight because whenever i see a handsome man i'm like "hmm, yes, very nice" but whenever i see a pretty lady i'm like "good golly miss molly!"
September 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i know i'm straight because whenever i see a handsome man i'm like "hmm, yes, very nice" but whenever i see a pretty lady i'm like "good golly miss molly!"
- i never do anything and i feel bad about that
then do something about it?
- how dare you
then do something about it?
- how dare you
August 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
- i never do anything and i feel bad about that
then do something about it?
- how dare you
then do something about it?
- how dare you
GET BETTER CULTURE YOU FUCKJS
August 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
GET BETTER CULTURE YOU FUCKJS
if you think video games are art but have never set foot in an actual art gallery i could unerstand why you think the last of us is good
August 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
if you think video games are art but have never set foot in an actual art gallery i could unerstand why you think the last of us is good
i know people say you're a bisexual even if you're attracted to non-binary folks, but i;'m not sure i count because all non-binary folks i've been attracted to lean way more feminine
don't get me wrong i'd accept the label if i felt it fit, but i feel like it would be stolen valour
don't get me wrong i'd accept the label if i felt it fit, but i feel like it would be stolen valour
August 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
i know people say you're a bisexual even if you're attracted to non-binary folks, but i;'m not sure i count because all non-binary folks i've been attracted to lean way more feminine
don't get me wrong i'd accept the label if i felt it fit, but i feel like it would be stolen valour
don't get me wrong i'd accept the label if i felt it fit, but i feel like it would be stolen valour
my new moderation list is already making people who put people on moderation lists mad
August 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
my new moderation list is already making people who put people on moderation lists mad
*matching with the same pretty lady for the third time on hinge*
okay, this time i wont fuck it up by trying to be cool, i'll be a total dumb ass and hopefully that's so surprising it charms her
okay, this time i wont fuck it up by trying to be cool, i'll be a total dumb ass and hopefully that's so surprising it charms her
August 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
*matching with the same pretty lady for the third time on hinge*
okay, this time i wont fuck it up by trying to be cool, i'll be a total dumb ass and hopefully that's so surprising it charms her
okay, this time i wont fuck it up by trying to be cool, i'll be a total dumb ass and hopefully that's so surprising it charms her
you all will never convince me to watch danananadan
you were wrong about frieren, y ou were wrong about demon slayer
you think i'm suppose to trust you again? watch something more than half your age and get back to me
you were wrong about frieren, y ou were wrong about demon slayer
you think i'm suppose to trust you again? watch something more than half your age and get back to me
August 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
you all will never convince me to watch danananadan
you were wrong about frieren, y ou were wrong about demon slayer
you think i'm suppose to trust you again? watch something more than half your age and get back to me
you were wrong about frieren, y ou were wrong about demon slayer
you think i'm suppose to trust you again? watch something more than half your age and get back to me
i'm handsome and a good lay, you'd think on top of being very nice i'd be in high demand
but alas, too weird
but alas, too weird
July 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
i'm handsome and a good lay, you'd think on top of being very nice i'd be in high demand
but alas, too weird
but alas, too weird
i need someone who is weird and hot like me
not the same type of weird and hot
just weird and hot
not the same type of weird and hot
just weird and hot
July 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
i need someone who is weird and hot like me
not the same type of weird and hot
just weird and hot
not the same type of weird and hot
just weird and hot
it's so annoying that i have a type and their type is not me
July 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
it's so annoying that i have a type and their type is not me
sometimes on main I follow an account because they posted a good thing or two put then unfollow them after i become aware that they also post their fetish stuff on there
look if i can keep my weirdo loser gooner tendencies off main you can not show me your bondage stuff
look if i can keep my weirdo loser gooner tendencies off main you can not show me your bondage stuff
July 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
sometimes on main I follow an account because they posted a good thing or two put then unfollow them after i become aware that they also post their fetish stuff on there
look if i can keep my weirdo loser gooner tendencies off main you can not show me your bondage stuff
look if i can keep my weirdo loser gooner tendencies off main you can not show me your bondage stuff
anyone who says frieren is goat hasn't watched an anime older than they are
July 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
anyone who says frieren is goat hasn't watched an anime older than they are