Shnoork
@shnoork.bsky.social
Just a normal guy who writes books and short stories about navigating our capitalist hellscape
I only just learned there was a new season of Rick and Morty this year and I'm shocked at the absolute radio silence. They used to market that show so hard, you'd see clips all the time and people referencing the jokes. This show fell off HARD
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I only just learned there was a new season of Rick and Morty this year and I'm shocked at the absolute radio silence. They used to market that show so hard, you'd see clips all the time and people referencing the jokes. This show fell off HARD
This is kind of wild, I basically do homework as a job and it's WAY easier than I remember
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This is kind of wild, I basically do homework as a job and it's WAY easier than I remember
Told my brother today that they invented the buster sword during the Russian revolution so they could carry out executions at a rapid pace and he said wait a minute, I studied the Russian revolution, that's a lie. Vladimir Lenin did NOT do the omnislash on Tsar Nicholas II
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Told my brother today that they invented the buster sword during the Russian revolution so they could carry out executions at a rapid pace and he said wait a minute, I studied the Russian revolution, that's a lie. Vladimir Lenin did NOT do the omnislash on Tsar Nicholas II
Having a 9-5 has taught me the true meaning of it's so over, we're so back
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Having a 9-5 has taught me the true meaning of it's so over, we're so back
Spotify wrapped is fun and quirky but Youtube wrapped feels like getting your stalkers surveillance history on you
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Spotify wrapped is fun and quirky but Youtube wrapped feels like getting your stalkers surveillance history on you
Feel like I'm getting closer to deleting social media from my phone and becoming a desktop scroller like my ancestors. When it's not on your phone, you kinda realize how boring it is, it just feels like a waste of time
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Feel like I'm getting closer to deleting social media from my phone and becoming a desktop scroller like my ancestors. When it's not on your phone, you kinda realize how boring it is, it just feels like a waste of time
The fashion crisis we have today where everyone wears boring jeans and a t shirt would be completely solved if we just independently chose 1 special interest aesthetic to style around. You choose robot or zebra or the solar system and then that's your whole wardrobe. Do it you cowards, I DARE you
November 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The fashion crisis we have today where everyone wears boring jeans and a t shirt would be completely solved if we just independently chose 1 special interest aesthetic to style around. You choose robot or zebra or the solar system and then that's your whole wardrobe. Do it you cowards, I DARE you
Made my first soup of the season on the weekend. Minestrone, the one soup I never pronounce correctly thanks to Futurama
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Made my first soup of the season on the weekend. Minestrone, the one soup I never pronounce correctly thanks to Futurama
My roommate is a classic tech bro, he loves his smart home devices. You can imagine I found it really funny when he got home from work tonight and I heard him very wearily beg Siri to turn his lights on 4 times in a row. Like bro you have a LIGHT SWITCH
November 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My roommate is a classic tech bro, he loves his smart home devices. You can imagine I found it really funny when he got home from work tonight and I heard him very wearily beg Siri to turn his lights on 4 times in a row. Like bro you have a LIGHT SWITCH
I love Dr. Ally Louks so much. Now when I meet girls I can say did you know some people can smell ants and either it'll be a swing and a miss or I'll meet the love of my life. Thank you Dr. Ally Louks, you've done it again
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I love Dr. Ally Louks so much. Now when I meet girls I can say did you know some people can smell ants and either it'll be a swing and a miss or I'll meet the love of my life. Thank you Dr. Ally Louks, you've done it again
Some of these nerds will really say "You gotta watch this it's my favourite anime of all time" and the show consists of fight scenes where the bad guy lays out a long list of rules and stipulations that you must follow when fighting them and then they *technically* fight (only between monologues)
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Some of these nerds will really say "You gotta watch this it's my favourite anime of all time" and the show consists of fight scenes where the bad guy lays out a long list of rules and stipulations that you must follow when fighting them and then they *technically* fight (only between monologues)
It's immoral to feed somebody else's work to ai but what if we forced Chat GPT to consume the entire history of Chris Chan using the Ludovico technique
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
It's immoral to feed somebody else's work to ai but what if we forced Chat GPT to consume the entire history of Chris Chan using the Ludovico technique
I don't think I've seen anyone ask this question before but what exactly does more data centers do for them? What does it accomplish? How does more computing power improve the product, exactly?
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I don't think I've seen anyone ask this question before but what exactly does more data centers do for them? What does it accomplish? How does more computing power improve the product, exactly?
We need more sweet fucking organ music in videogames, that shit did NOT deserve to be left behind in the 90s
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
We need more sweet fucking organ music in videogames, that shit did NOT deserve to be left behind in the 90s
When you think about it, it would actually be really, really funny if they were right all along and there really ARE books that turn you gay. Imagine you have like a 40 second clip saved and whenever you show it to someone on your phone it turn them gay
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
When you think about it, it would actually be really, really funny if they were right all along and there really ARE books that turn you gay. Imagine you have like a 40 second clip saved and whenever you show it to someone on your phone it turn them gay
You think you can't get any more disappointed in Americans and yet for the first time in history, the government is actively trying to starve citizens and yall idiots can't even figure out a national strike, let alone an armed revolution
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
You think you can't get any more disappointed in Americans and yet for the first time in history, the government is actively trying to starve citizens and yall idiots can't even figure out a national strike, let alone an armed revolution
Having adult roommates really is eye opening. This guy is obsessed with eating all organic, all natural and he will sit in the kitchen for 10 minutes straight crunching the loudest fucking kimchi in the world talking to Chat GPT. Brother is getting taken in by every ad campaign you can imagine
November 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Having adult roommates really is eye opening. This guy is obsessed with eating all organic, all natural and he will sit in the kitchen for 10 minutes straight crunching the loudest fucking kimchi in the world talking to Chat GPT. Brother is getting taken in by every ad campaign you can imagine
After 2 years, my apartment building finally has a full set of working elevators
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
After 2 years, my apartment building finally has a full set of working elevators
I think spending much of my life poor/exposed to poverty has left me with a weird neurosis now that I have a good job cuz sometimes I feel like I'm literally just not allowed to spend money lol
October 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I think spending much of my life poor/exposed to poverty has left me with a weird neurosis now that I have a good job cuz sometimes I feel like I'm literally just not allowed to spend money lol
I noticed my phone was heating up like crazy and apparently 7 minutes on Twitter consumed 13% of my battery wtf
October 16, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I noticed my phone was heating up like crazy and apparently 7 minutes on Twitter consumed 13% of my battery wtf
Working from home is bad actually because it leaves you forever trapped in a state of wanting to play video games and go outside on a Saturday but you have 8 hours of homework you have to do first
September 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Working from home is bad actually because it leaves you forever trapped in a state of wanting to play video games and go outside on a Saturday but you have 8 hours of homework you have to do first
My roommate loves to live like a man who has 12 acres all to himself. Bro has been running his loud ass coffee roaster for the past hour
September 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My roommate loves to live like a man who has 12 acres all to himself. Bro has been running his loud ass coffee roaster for the past hour
I hate how people misuse BREAKING NEWS on social media. It's really annoying having to parse every single post that leads with #BREAKING to see whether it's a joke, misinformation, or an actual genuine news story
September 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I hate how people misuse BREAKING NEWS on social media. It's really annoying having to parse every single post that leads with #BREAKING to see whether it's a joke, misinformation, or an actual genuine news story
Now I know there are conspiracy theories about this kind of thing but if everyone collectively decided to pull all their money out of the bank, that would be a pretty fun week, ngl
September 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Now I know there are conspiracy theories about this kind of thing but if everyone collectively decided to pull all their money out of the bank, that would be a pretty fun week, ngl