Shnoork
@shnoork.bsky.social
Just a normal guy who writes books and short stories about navigating our capitalist hellscape
Made my first soup of the season on the weekend. Minestrone, the one soup I never pronounce correctly thanks to Futurama
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Made my first soup of the season on the weekend. Minestrone, the one soup I never pronounce correctly thanks to Futurama
You think you can't get any more disappointed in Americans and yet for the first time in history, the government is actively trying to starve citizens and yall idiots can't even figure out a national strike, let alone an armed revolution
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
You think you can't get any more disappointed in Americans and yet for the first time in history, the government is actively trying to starve citizens and yall idiots can't even figure out a national strike, let alone an armed revolution
I like Hinge because I enjoy coming up with banger replies but I hate Hinge because it never works
August 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I like Hinge because I enjoy coming up with banger replies but I hate Hinge because it never works
Doing my part to heal a generational trauma
August 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Doing my part to heal a generational trauma
Ok but do you see the vision
May 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Ok but do you see the vision
Who tf is following Walmart on Twitter with game like this
January 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Who tf is following Walmart on Twitter with game like this
Today my socks are Scooby Doo. I'm a bit young for the Hannah Barbera stuff but I like some of these classic designs, their heads look like beans here
January 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Today my socks are Scooby Doo. I'm a bit young for the Hannah Barbera stuff but I like some of these classic designs, their heads look like beans here
This is my cat Juju, she gets very excited when I make a tuna sandwich for work
January 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This is my cat Juju, she gets very excited when I make a tuna sandwich for work
Omg did something happen in 2019?
January 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Omg did something happen in 2019?
Oh I saved this chart someone made a few years ago that had free alternatives to every Adobe product, if it helps
January 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Oh I saved this chart someone made a few years ago that had free alternatives to every Adobe product, if it helps
I made this one of my cat in photoshop, you can use it if you want
December 24, 2024 at 9:04 PM
I made this one of my cat in photoshop, you can use it if you want
I don't think I ever posted this here but I made this photoshop of my cat as my lock screen and I would highly recommend everyone else do the same
December 14, 2024 at 3:01 AM
I don't think I ever posted this here but I made this photoshop of my cat as my lock screen and I would highly recommend everyone else do the same
This dumbass is sleeping on my foot
December 6, 2024 at 9:57 PM
This dumbass is sleeping on my foot
I don't come by here too often but damn, they was keeping track, huh
September 30, 2024 at 1:44 AM
I don't come by here too often but damn, they was keeping track, huh
This bad boy can travel in a straight line in broad daylight so safely
June 18, 2024 at 5:50 PM
This bad boy can travel in a straight line in broad daylight so safely
My feed lined up perfectly
June 4, 2024 at 8:23 PM
My feed lined up perfectly
I had never even watched Dragon Ball when I got these socks because once again, I love a good play on words
March 13, 2024 at 5:31 PM
I had never even watched Dragon Ball when I got these socks because once again, I love a good play on words
They ain't teaching these American kids SHIT in school
March 13, 2024 at 5:11 AM
They ain't teaching these American kids SHIT in school
Todays socks might have one of my favourite puns of all time
March 7, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Todays socks might have one of my favourite puns of all time
Going to be seeing my younger cousin today so I'm wearing my Cookie Monster socks
March 6, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Going to be seeing my younger cousin today so I'm wearing my Cookie Monster socks
Another extremely comfy pair of socks today, my triangles. On the outside they're rather formal but they fit just a tiny bit loose and they're SO soft
March 5, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Another extremely comfy pair of socks today, my triangles. On the outside they're rather formal but they fit just a tiny bit loose and they're SO soft