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April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️
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if you send me a picture of a horse you owe me 42 dollars
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April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 3d
update, I was not, in fact, out of shit
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April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 3d
I came here to watch the Mariners win and shit my pants; and I'm all out of shit
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April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 5d
Women are still my favorite guy
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April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 6d
why is the flag at half-staff did it happen
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April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 7d
if im ever right ill let you know
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April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 7d
All my hats are too small
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April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 7d
okay but what if I enjoy inventing wheels
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April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 11d
we are tho
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April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 11d
Important to have a girl in your life who will let you explain sports sometimes, as a treat
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April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 12d
the seattle mairiners are at it again
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April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 12d
best ass award 25 years running
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Pleased to report that my ass has been awarded the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize
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April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 12d
I have only been once but Lunar Landing Games in Puyallup really impressed me. Lots of queer merch and specific events exclusively for women and trans folks. Very friendly staff.
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April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 13d
I have become the "her" in my initial post
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April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 13d
It wasn't much but therapy is like two dollars a minute or something so that cursed knowledge cost me like 4 bucks
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April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 13d
I don't know if I will ever forgive her for making a sizeable chunk of my therapy session about Travis Kelce's giant dick
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 15d
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A SKELATEN ANGEL TELLIN YA DA TRUTH ABOUT LIFE "STICK Q-TIPS IN YOUR EARS WHAT DO YOU THINK THERE FOR " IM NO DOCTER BUT WHEN THEY SAY TO USE EM ON NAIL POLISH AND CLEANIG YOUR ELECTRONIC'S ITS EXACTLY LIKE WHEN U WERENT ALLOWED TO SAY BONG IN THE HEAD SHOP AND YOU HAD TO SAY I WANT TO BUY 1 TOBACCO PIPE, THEY KNOW WHAT WERE DOIN WITH THESE, DO NOT PLAY PRETEND WITH "BIG EAR" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 16d
Not trying to put words in your mouth but I know how you feel about non-ethical non-monogany which is context you didn't have
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April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 16d
Trust me when I say you don't
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April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 16d
I've gotta say "you're dead and that makes me personally sad because I missed the opportunity to fuck up your life while you were alive" is a weird concept for a song
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April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 18d
the seattle mairiners are at it again
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April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 18d
it me i bulli
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April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 19d
She wrote a song, indisputably about a woman, called Actually Romantic and says she's better than any man she's been with, and "it makes me wet"

Just a hetero lady writing a song about a woman making her wet and dropping out the backing track so we could all hear very clearly how hetero
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April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 19d
This would be sus if she had ever written a song about wanting to fuck her best friend, a woman. As long as that's not the case then there's nothing to read into with stuff like that.
Please, God, bring me a best friend who I think is hot
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April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 19d
just normal lyrics written by a heterosexual
Wow, she came out I said, "You're living my dream"
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April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 19d
someone did a cover of a George Michael song and changed the words so it is MORE about dicks

are y'all really trying to tell me these are the actions of a heterosexual
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