April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️
banner
shovelmage.bsky.social
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️
@shovelmage.bsky.social
540 followers 270 following 12K posts
if you send me a picture of a horse you owe me 42 dollars
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
I came here to watch the Mariners win and shit my pants; and I'm all out of shit
Important to have a girl in your life who will let you explain sports sometimes, as a treat
best ass award 25 years running
Pleased to report that my ass has been awarded the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize
I have only been once but Lunar Landing Games in Puyallup really impressed me. Lots of queer merch and specific events exclusively for women and trans folks. Very friendly staff.
It wasn't much but therapy is like two dollars a minute or something so that cursed knowledge cost me like 4 bucks
I don't know if I will ever forgive her for making a sizeable chunk of my therapy session about Travis Kelce's giant dick
Reposted by April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️‍⚧️
Not trying to put words in your mouth but I know how you feel about non-ethical non-monogany which is context you didn't have
I've gotta say "you're dead and that makes me personally sad because I missed the opportunity to fuck up your life while you were alive" is a weird concept for a song
She wrote a song, indisputably about a woman, called Actually Romantic and says she's better than any man she's been with, and "it makes me wet"

Just a hetero lady writing a song about a woman making her wet and dropping out the backing track so we could all hear very clearly how hetero
This would be sus if she had ever written a song about wanting to fuck her best friend, a woman. As long as that's not the case then there's nothing to read into with stuff like that.
just normal lyrics written by a heterosexual
someone did a cover of a George Michael song and changed the words so it is MORE about dicks

are y'all really trying to tell me these are the actions of a heterosexual