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Where did Al Roker go. Could they not get him for the whole parade
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Where did Al Roker go. Could they not get him for the whole parade
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I think the Goku balloon means "the world can be stupid in ways that are fun sometimes, too. As a treat."
Goku float better be near the end. Seeing fucking Goku floating along between the skyscrapers does something for my soul. I don't know why.
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I think the Goku balloon means "the world can be stupid in ways that are fun sometimes, too. As a treat."
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If this image means something to u then u probably followed me. This is my new account. If know u, feel free to DM for the tea if ur curious. Slowly following everyone i used2 follow (trying to avoid spam label)
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
If this image means something to u then u probably followed me. This is my new account. If know u, feel free to DM for the tea if ur curious. Slowly following everyone i used2 follow (trying to avoid spam label)
Lmao, Idaho
Trump’s approval collapses nationwide, turning several deep-red states negative — Economist tracker
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Lmao, Idaho
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Doesn't Hegseth have any actual work to do
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Doesn't Hegseth have any actual work to do
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when you think about it, the grinch’s only real crime was scaring the whos
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
when you think about it, the grinch’s only real crime was scaring the whos
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relatable
there’s an old la-z-boy recliner on the sidewalk with a sign that says “FREE - FULL OF SPIDERS” - appears to be in good condition otherwise
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
relatable
Never would have guessed this guy was a turbo shithead
Infomercial star the ‘ShamWow Guy’ launches congressional campaign – but wait, there’s more
‘ShamWow Guy’ launches anti-woke congressional campaign
www.independent.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Never would have guessed this guy was a turbo shithead
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put ai in one more goddamn thing. put ai in my water bottle. put ai in my laundry hamper. put ai in my kitchen chairs. put ai in my fucking silverware drawer. put ai in one more goddamn thing.
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
put ai in one more goddamn thing. put ai in my water bottle. put ai in my laundry hamper. put ai in my kitchen chairs. put ai in my fucking silverware drawer. put ai in one more goddamn thing.
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Saw this kettle of black vultures from my hotel room in Miami.
They always look like they’re on some important business, even when they’re just riding air and vibing. They have CEO energy for no reason.
“We are majestic. We are organized. We are…looking for a dumpster.”
They always look like they’re on some important business, even when they’re just riding air and vibing. They have CEO energy for no reason.
“We are majestic. We are organized. We are…looking for a dumpster.”
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Saw this kettle of black vultures from my hotel room in Miami.
They always look like they’re on some important business, even when they’re just riding air and vibing. They have CEO energy for no reason.
“We are majestic. We are organized. We are…looking for a dumpster.”
They always look like they’re on some important business, even when they’re just riding air and vibing. They have CEO energy for no reason.
“We are majestic. We are organized. We are…looking for a dumpster.”
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Everytime I see someone post a screenshot of that LLM from Twitter. I feel like it's going to start singing the Gaston song from Beauty and the Beast with how they make it answer questions. They should just rename it to LeFou at this point.
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Everytime I see someone post a screenshot of that LLM from Twitter. I feel like it's going to start singing the Gaston song from Beauty and the Beast with how they make it answer questions. They should just rename it to LeFou at this point.
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Would be nice if the Democrats put out a thing saying if your chemical business loosens standards and increases polluting we will cut your entire C-suite in half with a chainsaw in Grand theft Auto vice City
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Would be nice if the Democrats put out a thing saying if your chemical business loosens standards and increases polluting we will cut your entire C-suite in half with a chainsaw in Grand theft Auto vice City
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Now That's What I Call Bluesky!
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Now That's What I Call Bluesky!
I think we need to put RFK Jr in an oubliette until we figure out what's going on
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I think we need to put RFK Jr in an oubliette until we figure out what's going on
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Happy Saturday everyone! I'm a fused glass artist specializing in jewelry. This winter I'm branching into wreaths that make great decorations for walls, windows & Christmas trees.
I sell at nora.jewelry.
I'm donating 10% of this weekend's sales to Distribute Aid's harm reduction toolkit program.
I sell at nora.jewelry.
I'm donating 10% of this weekend's sales to Distribute Aid's harm reduction toolkit program.
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Happy Saturday everyone! I'm a fused glass artist specializing in jewelry. This winter I'm branching into wreaths that make great decorations for walls, windows & Christmas trees.
I sell at nora.jewelry.
I'm donating 10% of this weekend's sales to Distribute Aid's harm reduction toolkit program.
I sell at nora.jewelry.
I'm donating 10% of this weekend's sales to Distribute Aid's harm reduction toolkit program.
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they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well
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Just pacific northwest things
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Just pacific northwest things
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re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"
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every time a community tests ubi or free housing for the homeless the result is always "holy fuck this works incredibly well and costs less than existing solutions!" and then every politician alive does this
April 9, 2024 at 11:03 PM
every time a community tests ubi or free housing for the homeless the result is always "holy fuck this works incredibly well and costs less than existing solutions!" and then every politician alive does this
Trying to decide which skull skirt to wear for holiday meal next week
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Trying to decide which skull skirt to wear for holiday meal next week
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It's almost like using a middle man with limited, non-intelligent access to the entire Internet regurgitating words (not information) with no discernment or expertise is bad
Relying on ChatGPT to teach you about a topic leaves you with shallower knowledge than Googling and reading about it, according to new research that compared what more than 10,000 people knew after using one method or the other.
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November 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
It's almost like using a middle man with limited, non-intelligent access to the entire Internet regurgitating words (not information) with no discernment or expertise is bad
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Can we do this yet
Get that fuckin guy outta there
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Can we do this yet