Shrimp
@shrimpleton.bsky.social
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Artfight card done, probably gonna start posting some revenges soon too! #artfight
#teamfossils
Artfight user card, labeled for "Team Fossils"
Below that is an image of a cartoon woman to the left, and text to the right.
Text that follows:
•User: Shrimpleton
•I attack....Anything I think I can handle lol
•I do:
□Friendly Fire (checked)
□Revenge (checked)
•Featured Characters:
(below there are five heads hots of various fictional characters, the first a clown woman, the second a mushroom sprite, the third a regular woman, the fourth a hagfish mermaid, and the fifth a cartoon mothman saying "I LIKE SHORT SHORTS")
•Characters I Have:
HUMAN (circled)
FERAL
ANTHRO
MONSTER (circled)
WORM
MECH
•other: Little creature freaks (affectionate)
shrimpleton.bsky.social
I'm currently an active college student and there genuinely isn't that many young women dressed like this, but that's beside the point—Kid Rock is a *hard* 54, he does not need concern himself with what brand new adults are dressing like lmao
acyn.bsky.social
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
shrimpleton.bsky.social
The bit here is based around the fact that Idaho has become overwhelmingly filled with radicalized conservatives who fled states they've deemed "too liberal" (with a portion of the state being a hotbed for kkk activities), not about the building of the base itself
shrimpleton.bsky.social
Notice how none of the places listed are in Idaho (particularly modern-day Idaho)
shrimpleton.bsky.social
I can't think of a single state that would be cool with a joint airbase shared with Qatar (for various reasons), but Idaho has already been soaking itself in it's own vomit for a while now. How exactly is this supposed to work??
shrimpleton.bsky.social
Can't wait to see what fun new international incident this causes once Idaho's ontologically evil and racist population learns that there's an foreign airbase being built in their general vicinity
atrupar.com
Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."
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zakoko.bsky.social
AAAA SCARY !!💀💀💀
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tylerhuckabee.bsky.social
this saga has pioneered so many incredible new ways of losing a rap battle
joshuajfriedman.com
NEW: Federal judge dismisses Drake's defamation case against Kendrick Lamar storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
The issue in this case is whether "Not Like Us" can reasonably be understood to convey as a factual matter that Drake is a pedophile or that he has engaged in sexual relations with minors. In light of the overall context in which the statements in the Recording were made, the Court holds that it cannot.
shrimpleton.bsky.social
there's a guy trying to get elected mayor on my bus route (I only see his signs then), and his last name is Lyon so he has a lion logo but his last billboard said "I'm accountable to my neighbors, not politicians" and all I could think of was "The Lion does not concern himself with accountability"
shrimpleton.bsky.social
watching a werewolf movie and the government has introduced a special new compound called "moonscreen", and I just wanna say that I think I made the right decision in watching this film lol
shrimpleton.bsky.social
invoices are easier than they look, though, and you can make a template one for easy access! just never put "nsfw" or anything like that in the description, because that's another thing that'll clothesline you that most people forget about
shrimpleton.bsky.social
This has actually been true for a *very* long time tbh, if you are paying someone for a commission through the regular payment method do not *ever* leave "commission" or "payment" in the comments, it's intended for non-business purposes and they'll snipe your account if they ever catch it on yours 😞
shrimpleton.bsky.social
it was originally a bit about outdoor cats lol
tweet by Mike Primavera, text reads: My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
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shrimpleton.bsky.social
(this, too, is another omen of the Mariners winning somehow)
shrimpleton.bsky.social
saw an all-black bus at the bus stop today and for a brief moment I thought "what if this is the first bus-shaped hearse"
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swolecialism.bsky.social
If new york didn't want to lose so bad they should have simply discovered trash cans earlier
shrimpleton.bsky.social
saw an all-black bus at the bus stop today and for a brief moment I thought "what if this is the first bus-shaped hearse"
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3102 wishes they had checkers
Three bunnies are afloat at sea, on a yellow inflatable life raft. They have a few supplies, and look bored but not too worried. It is a calm, dusky evening, and there is a seagull nearby
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sickoscommittee.org
When the Yankees get eliminated
Baseball Sickos cartoon
shrimpleton.bsky.social
Bolsonaro arc soon? 👀👀
shoe.bsky.social
Time for an oil change