shulamith
@shulamithshulamith.bsky.social
transsexual jewish dyke 🇵🇸
[WOKE DROWNING POOL]: let the bodies keep the score
February 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
[WOKE DROWNING POOL]: let the bodies keep the score
early survey results say maoist standard english is the new mama-loshen for jews under 35
January 12, 2026 at 6:15 PM
early survey results say maoist standard english is the new mama-loshen for jews under 35
been hangin on to this one
![CUOMO: in mamdani's new york, you could just get raped in the ass on the street [worries about optics], which is bad [pivoting] mamdani's new york would never be safe for homosexuals [worries about optics], or bisexuals
SLIWA, INTERRUPTING: i was raped in the ass five times in the back of a cab by the mob](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ajxecipjdvroprstiuxpmtw6/bafkreickv652b65b2jisqyzhckigus6o3cvoi7dzxqbnert7uo2boebpue@jpeg)
January 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
been hangin on to this one
Reposted by shulamith
tgirl friend at party: yeah she's fine i guess but just brace yourself for when she's had a few drinks and starts talking about what kind of gay guys she thinks everyone would be if we lived in the 40s
me [approaching after two IPAs i frankly hated]: hey guys i just had this funny idea,
me [approaching after two IPAs i frankly hated]: hey guys i just had this funny idea,
January 6, 2026 at 12:51 AM
tgirl friend at party: yeah she's fine i guess but just brace yourself for when she's had a few drinks and starts talking about what kind of gay guys she thinks everyone would be if we lived in the 40s
me [approaching after two IPAs i frankly hated]: hey guys i just had this funny idea,
me [approaching after two IPAs i frankly hated]: hey guys i just had this funny idea,
WOKE TONY SOPRANO: are you saying there's a chance i can make penisary contact with his volvo
January 4, 2026 at 5:49 AM
WOKE TONY SOPRANO: are you saying there's a chance i can make penisary contact with his volvo
[provocative gungan drawl] all we are saying is give meesa chance
January 2, 2026 at 3:20 PM
[provocative gungan drawl] all we are saying is give meesa chance
regularly working out in a 2016 russian circles concert tee gotta be up there for "clockiest shulamith behaviors"
December 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
regularly working out in a 2016 russian circles concert tee gotta be up there for "clockiest shulamith behaviors"
really cool that i’m part of the select sub-1% of the human population who knows what "snuffbait" means
December 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
really cool that i’m part of the select sub-1% of the human population who knows what "snuffbait" means
how my rabbi looks at you when you spell it chanukah instead of khanike
December 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
how my rabbi looks at you when you spell it chanukah instead of khanike
[recounting when i made my circle k sandwich edible by pretending i was chawin on a boy's meaty 3incher]: ...and in my heart that night was when i truly became a woman
[whimpering hostage]: is that loaded
[loudly]: bro last night with you was an amv
[whimpering hostage]: is that loaded
[loudly]: bro last night with you was an amv
December 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
[recounting when i made my circle k sandwich edible by pretending i was chawin on a boy's meaty 3incher]: ...and in my heart that night was when i truly became a woman
[whimpering hostage]: is that loaded
[loudly]: bro last night with you was an amv
[whimpering hostage]: is that loaded
[loudly]: bro last night with you was an amv
Reposted by shulamith
*5 years detrans working as a Sanitation Technician at the landfill with coworker*
him: lol, check this out. anime body pillow
me [pretending not to know the word "dakimakura"] yeah bro we strayed from Christ for sure
him: lol, check this out. anime body pillow
me [pretending not to know the word "dakimakura"] yeah bro we strayed from Christ for sure
December 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
*5 years detrans working as a Sanitation Technician at the landfill with coworker*
him: lol, check this out. anime body pillow
me [pretending not to know the word "dakimakura"] yeah bro we strayed from Christ for sure
him: lol, check this out. anime body pillow
me [pretending not to know the word "dakimakura"] yeah bro we strayed from Christ for sure
[rapidly typing] "age-regressing to 70 years old so i can do natural death snuffplay"
[looking up at the oneg table] baruch ata ad-
[looking up at the oneg table] baruch ata ad-
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
[rapidly typing] "age-regressing to 70 years old so i can do natural death snuffplay"
[looking up at the oneg table] baruch ata ad-
[looking up at the oneg table] baruch ata ad-
"what can i even wear to work tomorrow?" <--question that functions also as proof of a god that exists but does not love
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"what can i even wear to work tomorrow?" <--question that functions also as proof of a god that exists but does not love
tch. it's a good cock, i'll give you that. the shaft curves nicely & the veins add an elegant splash of color. but gotta show the balls more love or you'll never cut it in this kitchen
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
tch. it's a good cock, i'll give you that. the shaft curves nicely & the veins add an elegant splash of color. but gotta show the balls more love or you'll never cut it in this kitchen
if i'd been there they would've called him yaoi gagonit that's all i'm gonna say on the matter
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
if i'd been there they would've called him yaoi gagonit that's all i'm gonna say on the matter
![ME: anyway, a lot of really annoying people online have been wondering if you like the russian guy i told you about or if you're more of a xi jinping thought chengdu j-20 jets girlie
KARL MARX [BACK]: {CROSSING HIS LEGS AND PRETENDING TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT HIS HUGE BONNER} can you go over "yuricest" one more time](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ajxecipjdvroprstiuxpmtw6/bafkreih4xf3sumdp4e7oltqnrgmsclq3uwhl7u32xbn5uygq35ua7urs5m@jpeg)
angrily chasing down the j-dubs up the street just to patiently explain how kd lang's after the gold rush is about lesbian anal
October 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
angrily chasing down the j-dubs up the street just to patiently explain how kd lang's after the gold rush is about lesbian anal
call me deedee the way i'm droppin mega doodoo
October 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
call me deedee the way i'm droppin mega doodoo
BL fred durst: keep fujoin', fujoin', fujoin', fujoin'
October 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
BL fred durst: keep fujoin', fujoin', fujoin', fujoin'
DA: do you even know how much your embezzlement spree comes to?
the age-regressing CFO: ummmmm.... [counting out 6 on both hands] this many?
the age-regressing CFO: ummmmm.... [counting out 6 on both hands] this many?
October 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
DA: do you even know how much your embezzlement spree comes to?
the age-regressing CFO: ummmmm.... [counting out 6 on both hands] this many?
the age-regressing CFO: ummmmm.... [counting out 6 on both hands] this many?
[as my surgeon gets hardlocked off my thang]:
⚠️The action cannot be completed because the file is open in another program
[the queen of the faeries grants the gift of life to a tumblr transmasc's lovense in the soft and cold distance]
⚠️The action cannot be completed because the file is open in another program
[the queen of the faeries grants the gift of life to a tumblr transmasc's lovense in the soft and cold distance]
October 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
[as my surgeon gets hardlocked off my thang]:
⚠️The action cannot be completed because the file is open in another program
[the queen of the faeries grants the gift of life to a tumblr transmasc's lovense in the soft and cold distance]
⚠️The action cannot be completed because the file is open in another program
[the queen of the faeries grants the gift of life to a tumblr transmasc's lovense in the soft and cold distance]
jeopardy-themed one-pump chump drag king named alex prebek
September 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
jeopardy-themed one-pump chump drag king named alex prebek
JAVIER MILEI WELCOME TO THE RESISTANCE
September 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
JAVIER MILEI WELCOME TO THE RESISTANCE