shulamith
@shulamithshulamith.bsky.social
transsexual jewish dyke 🇵🇸
[recounting when i made my circle k sandwich edible by pretending i was chawin on a boy's meaty 3incher]: ...and in my heart that night was when i truly became a woman
[whimpering hostage]: is that loaded
[loudly]: bro last night with you was an amv
[whimpering hostage]: is that loaded
[loudly]: bro last night with you was an amv
December 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
[recounting when i made my circle k sandwich edible by pretending i was chawin on a boy's meaty 3incher]: ...and in my heart that night was when i truly became a woman
[whimpering hostage]: is that loaded
[loudly]: bro last night with you was an amv
[whimpering hostage]: is that loaded
[loudly]: bro last night with you was an amv
Reposted by shulamith
*5 years detrans working as a Sanitation Technician at the landfill with coworker*
him: lol, check this out. anime body pillow
me [pretending not to know the word "dakimakura"] yeah bro we strayed from Christ for sure
him: lol, check this out. anime body pillow
me [pretending not to know the word "dakimakura"] yeah bro we strayed from Christ for sure
December 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
*5 years detrans working as a Sanitation Technician at the landfill with coworker*
him: lol, check this out. anime body pillow
me [pretending not to know the word "dakimakura"] yeah bro we strayed from Christ for sure
him: lol, check this out. anime body pillow
me [pretending not to know the word "dakimakura"] yeah bro we strayed from Christ for sure
[rapidly typing] "age-regressing to 70 years old so i can do natural death snuffplay"
[looking up at the oneg table] baruch ata ad-
[looking up at the oneg table] baruch ata ad-
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
[rapidly typing] "age-regressing to 70 years old so i can do natural death snuffplay"
[looking up at the oneg table] baruch ata ad-
[looking up at the oneg table] baruch ata ad-
"what can i even wear to work tomorrow?" <--question that functions also as proof of a god that exists but does not love
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"what can i even wear to work tomorrow?" <--question that functions also as proof of a god that exists but does not love
tch. it's a good cock, i'll give you that. the shaft curves nicely & the veins add an elegant splash of color. but gotta show the balls more love or you'll never cut it in this kitchen
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
tch. it's a good cock, i'll give you that. the shaft curves nicely & the veins add an elegant splash of color. but gotta show the balls more love or you'll never cut it in this kitchen
if i'd been there they would've called him yaoi gagonit that's all i'm gonna say on the matter
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
if i'd been there they would've called him yaoi gagonit that's all i'm gonna say on the matter
![ME: anyway, a lot of really annoying people online have been wondering if you like the russian guy i told you about or if you're more of a xi jinping thought chengdu j-20 jets girlie
KARL MARX [BACK]: {CROSSING HIS LEGS AND PRETENDING TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT HIS HUGE BONNER} can you go over "yuricest" one more time](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ajxecipjdvroprstiuxpmtw6/bafkreih4xf3sumdp4e7oltqnrgmsclq3uwhl7u32xbn5uygq35ua7urs5m@jpeg)
angrily chasing down the j-dubs up the street just to patiently explain how kd lang's after the gold rush is about lesbian anal
October 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
angrily chasing down the j-dubs up the street just to patiently explain how kd lang's after the gold rush is about lesbian anal
call me deedee the way i'm droppin mega doodoo
October 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
call me deedee the way i'm droppin mega doodoo
BL fred durst: keep fujoin', fujoin', fujoin', fujoin'
October 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
BL fred durst: keep fujoin', fujoin', fujoin', fujoin'
DA: do you even know how much your embezzlement spree comes to?
the age-regressing CFO: ummmmm.... [counting out 6 on both hands] this many?
the age-regressing CFO: ummmmm.... [counting out 6 on both hands] this many?
October 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
DA: do you even know how much your embezzlement spree comes to?
the age-regressing CFO: ummmmm.... [counting out 6 on both hands] this many?
the age-regressing CFO: ummmmm.... [counting out 6 on both hands] this many?
[as my surgeon gets hardlocked off my thang]:
⚠️The action cannot be completed because the file is open in another program
[the queen of the faeries grants the gift of life to a tumblr transmasc's lovense in the soft and cold distance]
⚠️The action cannot be completed because the file is open in another program
[the queen of the faeries grants the gift of life to a tumblr transmasc's lovense in the soft and cold distance]
October 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
[as my surgeon gets hardlocked off my thang]:
⚠️The action cannot be completed because the file is open in another program
[the queen of the faeries grants the gift of life to a tumblr transmasc's lovense in the soft and cold distance]
⚠️The action cannot be completed because the file is open in another program
[the queen of the faeries grants the gift of life to a tumblr transmasc's lovense in the soft and cold distance]
jeopardy-themed one-pump chump drag king named alex prebek
September 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
jeopardy-themed one-pump chump drag king named alex prebek
JAVIER MILEI WELCOME TO THE RESISTANCE
September 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
JAVIER MILEI WELCOME TO THE RESISTANCE
lib trent reznor voice: i want to VOTE you like an animal
September 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
lib trent reznor voice: i want to VOTE you like an animal
[intox mao voice] to let your boy have a beer without finishing his 6-pack. this is another type of liberalism
September 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
[intox mao voice] to let your boy have a beer without finishing his 6-pack. this is another type of liberalism
if some majora's mask type shit were happening, i'd go out and VOTE
September 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
if some majora's mask type shit were happening, i'd go out and VOTE
i am hearing that on his deathbed charlie kirk received the light of islam and unhesitatingly recited the shahāda. even now he looks down on the ummah from the gardens of jannah. truly there is no god but god, and mohammad is his prophet!
September 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
i am hearing that on his deathbed charlie kirk received the light of islam and unhesitatingly recited the shahāda. even now he looks down on the ummah from the gardens of jannah. truly there is no god but god, and mohammad is his prophet!
great. another day of "dog miasma"
September 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
great. another day of "dog miasma"
my wonderful partner just told me that shaggy himself is not a trans woman but any "boy" who identifies with him is
August 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
my wonderful partner just told me that shaggy himself is not a trans woman but any "boy" who identifies with him is
"i dream of a world without work" = useless sloganeering ❌
"i will show howard brown health the meaning of pain" = actionable goal ✅
"i will show howard brown health the meaning of pain" = actionable goal ✅
August 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"i dream of a world without work" = useless sloganeering ❌
"i will show howard brown health the meaning of pain" = actionable goal ✅
"i will show howard brown health the meaning of pain" = actionable goal ✅
Reposted by shulamith
this post is going extremely viral currently
August 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
this post is going extremely viral currently
tfw you're the only one at the dyke function who actually went to jupiter to get more stupider
August 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
tfw you're the only one at the dyke function who actually went to jupiter to get more stupider