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Commissioner Bloops
@sidayshon.bsky.social
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I can't find my keys so I'm just gonna talk to people close by. he/him
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Commissioner Bloops @sidayshon.bsky.social · Feb 6
stuffing the minions each into their own private safe deposit box
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Commissioner Bloops @sidayshon.bsky.social · 9h
Gambling and Stocks are both puzzling to me. At a certain point the gains or losses become a number and not an amount. Thats when it loses me. I want to spend money and gambling is a boring way to spend money?
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Commissioner Bloops @sidayshon.bsky.social · 11h
Circumcision and autism is just another way for these shitbirds to take away focus from autistic women...again...as they always have
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Commissioner Bloops @sidayshon.bsky.social · 20h
So we can say with 85% accuracy that Bill Maher is formulating another inflammatory outburst so he can get kicked off HBO and pull the CBS parachute with inflated ratings.
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Commissioner Bloops @sidayshon.bsky.social · 21h
Trumps got that big greasy heart in the hopes it outweighs his sins
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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 1d
>its 2017
>there are meme frogs at a protest
>its 2025
>there are meme frogs at a protest
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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 1d
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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Commissioner Bloops @sidayshon.bsky.social · 1d
It pairs nicely with the crumbling of Infowars
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Commissioner Bloops @sidayshon.bsky.social · 1d
MAGA got tadpole brains
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Commissioner Bloops @sidayshon.bsky.social · 2d
Here lies Comissioner Bloops. Founder of the weirdest way to agree with the statement you said after 5 minutes of silence
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Commissioner Bloops @sidayshon.bsky.social · 2d
Oh, to be an aggrieved, abused Head of State in a neglected country the moment the world looks for a reason to punish the empire.
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Commissioner Bloops @sidayshon.bsky.social · 2d
A fucking nobody, I mean. Idk, I hate that I cant save drafts and tweak.
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Commissioner Bloops @sidayshon.bsky.social · 2d
Jack Posobiec at the White House is nuts. if the politics were flipped it would be some lunatic like me at the White House.
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Commissioner Bloops @sidayshon.bsky.social · 3d
A joint is a jawn
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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 3d
Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain?
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Commissioner Bloops @sidayshon.bsky.social · 3d
Expressing my wanderlust with the same manic intensity as my bloodlust. Howling wildly in the Italian wilderness
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Commissioner Bloops @sidayshon.bsky.social · 4d
Extranet Shaquille for president. Internet Shaquille as VP.
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Commissioner Bloops @sidayshon.bsky.social · 4d
How's everyone enjoying the last season of the NFL
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Commissioner Bloops @sidayshon.bsky.social · 4d
Its gonna be turtles vibe coding all the way down
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Commissioner Bloops @sidayshon.bsky.social · 4d
Reagan and 4chan

Reagan kicked some legs out supporting what made America stable and 4chan, "teehee, [slur][slur] ain't i a stinker?"
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Commissioner Bloops @sidayshon.bsky.social · 4d
Chud to Groyper vacuum
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Commissioner Bloops @sidayshon.bsky.social · 5d
A bunch of Italians solved Caccio e Pepe. Its true, look it up
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Commissioner Bloops @sidayshon.bsky.social · 5d
The amendment that keeps soldiers out of your home is so they move out of the god damn basement
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Commissioner Bloops @sidayshon.bsky.social · 5d
That would at least justify the amount I would be sweating
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Commissioner Bloops @sidayshon.bsky.social · 5d
Every political TikTok is starting to feel like watching that giant sinkhole in the intersection in Thailand
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Commissioner Bloops @sidayshon.bsky.social · 6d
Its barely exaggeration at this point
WASHINGTON (AP) - Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has accused the independent watchdog for the Pentagon of being "weaponized" and says he's overhauling the inspector general's office, upending the way that service members report abuse and other problems in the ranks.
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Commissioner Bloops @sidayshon.bsky.social · 6d
Criticism is weaponization for Americans without weapons, claims Secretary of War. Appropriate actions have been prepared.
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