Silly Goose Box Scores
@sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social
General commentary on the silly gooses of sports. Newsletter: https://sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/
Pinned
‘Imitating a Pterodactyl?’ Happy Trails to MLB Goofball Brett Phillips
Thanks for the laughs... and the Cy Young worthy pitching
sillygooseboxscores.substack.com
When you start a newsletter on silly gooses in sports and the silliest of gooses retires immediately after, you have to channel your sadness into a eulogy for his pterodactyl laughing career. We'll miss you, Brett Phillips! sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/imitating-...
Joel Eriksson Ek is confident against an ant. Aaron Judge thinks there's a chance he could take a chicken. Nico Hoerner doesn't want to fight. He just wants to be a seal.
sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/ants-cows-...
sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/ants-cows-...
Ants, Cows, a Chicken: Animals Athletes Think They Could Fight
At least no one said turkeys
sillygooseboxscores.substack.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Joel Eriksson Ek is confident against an ant. Aaron Judge thinks there's a chance he could take a chicken. Nico Hoerner doesn't want to fight. He just wants to be a seal.
sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/ants-cows-...
sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/ants-cows-...
There are two goalies inside of you.
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
There are two goalies inside of you.
Reposted by Silly Goose Box Scores
I respect it. He wants to be ungovernable
Brock Faber has progressed from the "Could I win a fight against a bear?" question to the "I could fight an elephant" statement.
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I respect it. He wants to be ungovernable
Reposted by Silly Goose Box Scores
Brock Faber has progressed from the "Could I win a fight against a bear?" question to the "I could fight an elephant" statement.
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Brock Faber has progressed from the "Could I win a fight against a bear?" question to the "I could fight an elephant" statement.
Reposted by Silly Goose Box Scores
Passed the vibe check 🤩🫶
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Passed the vibe check 🤩🫶
Walter Payton credited his game to not having to clean the house because he was the baby.
“That’s the reason why I had the moves that I did. Because when you have an angry sister and an angry brother chasing you with a broom and a wet dish rag, you tend to pick up moves that you never had before.”
“That’s the reason why I had the moves that I did. Because when you have an angry sister and an angry brother chasing you with a broom and a wet dish rag, you tend to pick up moves that you never had before.”
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Walter Payton credited his game to not having to clean the house because he was the baby.
“That’s the reason why I had the moves that I did. Because when you have an angry sister and an angry brother chasing you with a broom and a wet dish rag, you tend to pick up moves that you never had before.”
“That’s the reason why I had the moves that I did. Because when you have an angry sister and an angry brother chasing you with a broom and a wet dish rag, you tend to pick up moves that you never had before.”
When Joe Montana gave his Hall of Fame speech 25 years ago, he said, "Deacon Jones has kind of taken over as the gatekeeper and said anyone that came up here without notes he was going to be worried about and that I would ramble on. So, I brought my notes for Deacon."
Then he pulled this out:
Then he pulled this out:
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
When Joe Montana gave his Hall of Fame speech 25 years ago, he said, "Deacon Jones has kind of taken over as the gatekeeper and said anyone that came up here without notes he was going to be worried about and that I would ramble on. So, I brought my notes for Deacon."
Then he pulled this out:
Then he pulled this out:
During Ichiro's Hall of Fame speech, he said, "The truth is, without baseball, you would say, ‘This guy is such a dumbass.’”
sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/silly-hall...
sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/silly-hall...
'Luke and Laura Forever': Silly Hall of Fame Speeches
Shaq is what's missing from 'General Hospital'
sillygooseboxscores.substack.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
During Ichiro's Hall of Fame speech, he said, "The truth is, without baseball, you would say, ‘This guy is such a dumbass.’”
sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/silly-hall...
sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/silly-hall...
Reposted by Silly Goose Box Scores
Stolarz pulls Zegras out of the scrum
November 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Stolarz pulls Zegras out of the scrum
Reposted by Silly Goose Box Scores
Love your nipples!” — evergreen quote from Kiké Hernández, three-time World Series Champion
November 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Love your nipples!” — evergreen quote from Kiké Hernández, three-time World Series Champion
“I thought I saw one this summer at my lake house in Quebec. I thought. And I see a huge spaceship over my head. I’m like, ‘Oh my god, this is it. They’re coming for me.’ And it just disappeared, and I learned that it was Starlink.” - Phillip Danault
sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/the-athlet...
sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/the-athlet...
The Athletes Who Believe In - And May Be - Aliens
The truth is in the outfield
sillygooseboxscores.substack.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“I thought I saw one this summer at my lake house in Quebec. I thought. And I see a huge spaceship over my head. I’m like, ‘Oh my god, this is it. They’re coming for me.’ And it just disappeared, and I learned that it was Starlink.” - Phillip Danault
sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/the-athlet...
sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/the-athlet...
“I think he’s going to go really silly and make me look like a fool, which I love to do.”
This video of Cameron Dicker and Simi Fehoko choosing each other's Halloween costumes is so wholesome, it includes the word "Fudge!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNJs...
This video of Cameron Dicker and Simi Fehoko choosing each other's Halloween costumes is so wholesome, it includes the word "Fudge!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNJs...
NFL Pros Pick Each Other's Halloween Costumes | LA Chargers
YouTube video by Los Angeles Chargers
www.youtube.com
October 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
“I think he’s going to go really silly and make me look like a fool, which I love to do.”
This video of Cameron Dicker and Simi Fehoko choosing each other's Halloween costumes is so wholesome, it includes the word "Fudge!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNJs...
This video of Cameron Dicker and Simi Fehoko choosing each other's Halloween costumes is so wholesome, it includes the word "Fudge!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNJs...
Reposted by Silly Goose Box Scores
Like VERY seriously
October 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Like VERY seriously
Reposted by Silly Goose Box Scores
ACAB means NHL refs too
October 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
ACAB means NHL refs too
This week's research taught me that athletes are afraid of many things - including grandmothers and Gollums - but one NHL player is not afraid of zombies.
sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/who-would-...
sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/who-would-...
Who Would Survive a Zombie Apocalypse? Hairy NHL Defensemen
NFL and MLB players may survive grandmothers
sillygooseboxscores.substack.com
October 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This week's research taught me that athletes are afraid of many things - including grandmothers and Gollums - but one NHL player is not afraid of zombies.
sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/who-would-...
sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/who-would-...
Reposted by Silly Goose Box Scores
In honor of Brett Phillips announcing his retirement:
October 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
In honor of Brett Phillips announcing his retirement:
Reposted by Silly Goose Box Scores
A tv show I would watch would be Brett Phillips joining John Jaso's pirate crew and documenting all their adventures. Jaso gets final approval on all footage released to public, obviously.
October 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
A tv show I would watch would be Brett Phillips joining John Jaso's pirate crew and documenting all their adventures. Jaso gets final approval on all footage released to public, obviously.
Silly Brett Phillips quote on his laugh:
“I can specifically remember a time where [my family] had me laughing, and there was this family and these two younger kids were on their chair and pointing and laughing, and the mom stops and grabs the kids and says, ‘Stop, he has a problem.’”
“I can specifically remember a time where [my family] had me laughing, and there was this family and these two younger kids were on their chair and pointing and laughing, and the mom stops and grabs the kids and says, ‘Stop, he has a problem.’”
October 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Silly Brett Phillips quote on his laugh:
“I can specifically remember a time where [my family] had me laughing, and there was this family and these two younger kids were on their chair and pointing and laughing, and the mom stops and grabs the kids and says, ‘Stop, he has a problem.’”
“I can specifically remember a time where [my family] had me laughing, and there was this family and these two younger kids were on their chair and pointing and laughing, and the mom stops and grabs the kids and says, ‘Stop, he has a problem.’”
When you start a newsletter on silly gooses in sports and the silliest of gooses retires immediately after, you have to channel your sadness into a eulogy for his pterodactyl laughing career. We'll miss you, Brett Phillips! sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/imitating-...
‘Imitating a Pterodactyl?’ Happy Trails to MLB Goofball Brett Phillips
Thanks for the laughs... and the Cy Young worthy pitching
sillygooseboxscores.substack.com
October 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
When you start a newsletter on silly gooses in sports and the silliest of gooses retires immediately after, you have to channel your sadness into a eulogy for his pterodactyl laughing career. We'll miss you, Brett Phillips! sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/imitating-...