Scott Matla
@scottmatla.bsky.social
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Pinned
Peeled the second skin off this tonight and goddamn she’s a beaut
Cannot recommend the Crucible in Buffalo enough if you’re looking for a new tattoo
Cannot recommend the Crucible in Buffalo enough if you’re looking for a new tattoo
February 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Peeled the second skin off this tonight and goddamn she’s a beaut
Cannot recommend the Crucible in Buffalo enough if you’re looking for a new tattoo
Cannot recommend the Crucible in Buffalo enough if you’re looking for a new tattoo
Been a minute since I’ve been Bluesky’d this hard
February 3, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Been a minute since I’ve been Bluesky’d this hard
I'm going to throw 500 bucks on the Habs getting dinged for the first penalty against Winnipeg on Wednesday night
February 3, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I'm going to throw 500 bucks on the Habs getting dinged for the first penalty against Winnipeg on Wednesday night
Miss the blatant pick and the Wild instantly fucking score in OT
God I am fucking sick of NHL officiating deciding games
God I am fucking sick of NHL officiating deciding games
February 3, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Miss the blatant pick and the Wild instantly fucking score in OT
God I am fucking sick of NHL officiating deciding games
God I am fucking sick of NHL officiating deciding games
Right off the opening face-off it's Kirby Dach making it a 3-2 game!
February 3, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Right off the opening face-off it's Kirby Dach making it a 3-2 game!
"You have to be demanding, not demeaning"
God, Marty truly just gets it man
God, Marty truly just gets it man
February 3, 2026 at 2:27 AM
"You have to be demanding, not demeaning"
God, Marty truly just gets it man
God, Marty truly just gets it man
Filthy feed from Hutson to Demidov and we're tied up!
February 3, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Filthy feed from Hutson to Demidov and we're tied up!
We absolutely do not need the enshittification of hockey intermissions sped along by fucking Biz and his talentless shithead friends
February 3, 2026 at 1:37 AM
We absolutely do not need the enshittification of hockey intermissions sped along by fucking Biz and his talentless shithead friends
Quinn Hughes gets left in the dirt by Brendan Gallagher and it's a 2-1 game
February 3, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Quinn Hughes gets left in the dirt by Brendan Gallagher and it's a 2-1 game
BRENDAN GALLAGHER???
I don't even think the Habs are playing all that badly but the offense is on vacation tonight apparently
February 3, 2026 at 1:20 AM
BRENDAN GALLAGHER???
I don't even think the Habs are playing all that badly but the offense is on vacation tonight apparently
February 3, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I don't even think the Habs are playing all that badly but the offense is on vacation tonight apparently
Did they just refer to Keaton Middleton as an elite defenceman?
February 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Did they just refer to Keaton Middleton as an elite defenceman?
Love that I have to worry about my team having players racially profiled and sent to a camp any time they cross the border
The Montreal Canadiens, who play in Minneapolis on Monday night, have been told to stay inside their hotel at all times, take the team bus rather than walk, and carry passports.
“Perhaps we shouldn’t be hosting the World Cup and the Olympics,” one Bluesky commenter wryly noted. trib.al/J3ldiJY
“Perhaps we shouldn’t be hosting the World Cup and the Olympics,” one Bluesky commenter wryly noted. trib.al/J3ldiJY
Montreal Canadiens Hide From ICE Ahead of Minneapolis Game
The NHL team is under a self-imposed lockdown in order to avoid the masked ICE agents roaming the streets of Minneapolis.
trib.al
February 2, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Love that I have to worry about my team having players racially profiled and sent to a camp any time they cross the border
Apparently this is the week I get really into Billy Strings
February 2, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Apparently this is the week I get really into Billy Strings
Woke 2: Judgement They/Them
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Woke 2: Judgement They/Them
Happy Monday, reminder that the NHL took away 800k from charity last night because a cancer survivor couldn't hit a gap 100ft away
February 2, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Happy Monday, reminder that the NHL took away 800k from charity last night because a cancer survivor couldn't hit a gap 100ft away
Checking in on the outdoor game tonight
February 2, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Checking in on the outdoor game tonight
When you've gotta move 40 keys at 7pm but coach a hockey game at 8pm
February 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
When you've gotta move 40 keys at 7pm but coach a hockey game at 8pm
The Canucks missed a wide open net, and then gave up a penalty shot on the same play
This is hilariously shitty hockey
This is hilariously shitty hockey
Going from Habs/Sabres to Canucks/Leafs is jarring in quality
February 1, 2026 at 2:49 AM
The Canucks missed a wide open net, and then gave up a penalty shot on the same play
This is hilariously shitty hockey
This is hilariously shitty hockey
Going from Habs/Sabres to Canucks/Leafs is jarring in quality
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Going from Habs/Sabres to Canucks/Leafs is jarring in quality
*points to the goalscorer*
"That's Kappy"
"That's Kappy"
February 1, 2026 at 2:44 AM
*points to the goalscorer*
"That's Kappy"
"That's Kappy"
*sighs*
*loads NHL dot com to see who is officiating*
*loads NHL dot com to see who is officiating*
February 1, 2026 at 2:37 AM
*sighs*
*loads NHL dot com to see who is officiating*
*loads NHL dot com to see who is officiating*
When the Sabres score the Habs should have them review the totally unrelated offside play then
i don’t even think this penalty should have happened. the zone entry looked offside by like two feet.
February 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
When the Sabres score the Habs should have them review the totally unrelated offside play then
The Habs pissing off the Avs so they curb stomp the Red Wings over the weekend
January 31, 2026 at 7:34 PM
The Habs pissing off the Avs so they curb stomp the Red Wings over the weekend