Scott Matla
@scottmatla.bsky.social
Habs EOTP Contributor | Friendly Neighborhood Beer Guy | If you get confused, listen to the music play
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do baristas dream of rainbow moka pots
February 6, 2026 at 7:28 PM
🎶Be our guest, be our guest🎶
Brand New World Order
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Brand New World Order
Dipshit conservatives, welcome to the resistance
lmfao county elects bunch of conservatives that go so hard on budget cuts that they accidentally defund the police
February 6, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Dipshit conservatives, welcome to the resistance
Second year in a row that a pedophile might sue the super bowl halftime artist
Bad Bunny says the world will be happy and dance during his performance on Sunday.
He also says “he’s not going to tell” if there’s any surprises or guests planned.
He also says “he’s not going to tell” if there’s any surprises or guests planned.
February 5, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Second year in a row that a pedophile might sue the super bowl halftime artist
Reposted by Scott Matla
[Snowboarding TV commentary]
EX-SNOWBOARDER COLOR COMMENTATOR WHO SOUNDS LIKE HE BATHES IN BONG WATER: Awwwww NO WAY, backside chicken salad off the knucklehuck IN GOOFY, that is groooady from my brochacho
STAID, RESPECTABLE PLAY-BY-PLAY GUY WHO USUALLY COVERS GOLF: Indeed, what a move!
EX-SNOWBOARDER COLOR COMMENTATOR WHO SOUNDS LIKE HE BATHES IN BONG WATER: Awwwww NO WAY, backside chicken salad off the knucklehuck IN GOOFY, that is groooady from my brochacho
STAID, RESPECTABLE PLAY-BY-PLAY GUY WHO USUALLY COVERS GOLF: Indeed, what a move!
February 5, 2026 at 9:31 PM
[Snowboarding TV commentary]
EX-SNOWBOARDER COLOR COMMENTATOR WHO SOUNDS LIKE HE BATHES IN BONG WATER: Awwwww NO WAY, backside chicken salad off the knucklehuck IN GOOFY, that is groooady from my brochacho
STAID, RESPECTABLE PLAY-BY-PLAY GUY WHO USUALLY COVERS GOLF: Indeed, what a move!
EX-SNOWBOARDER COLOR COMMENTATOR WHO SOUNDS LIKE HE BATHES IN BONG WATER: Awwwww NO WAY, backside chicken salad off the knucklehuck IN GOOFY, that is groooady from my brochacho
STAID, RESPECTABLE PLAY-BY-PLAY GUY WHO USUALLY COVERS GOLF: Indeed, what a move!
If my dumbass podcast but still exists in future generations I will die happy
Something about Habs fans that people might not understand is that 5 years is nothing to us. Our children who weren't alive when Scheifele tried to end Evans will call him The Coward Mark Scheifele 50 years from now.
Nearly five years ago. Might be time for new material.
February 5, 2026 at 5:27 PM
If my dumbass podcast but still exists in future generations I will die happy
Lmao two teams with the same complaint after losing to the Habs
Skill issue
Skill issue
February 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Lmao two teams with the same complaint after losing to the Habs
Skill issue
Skill issue
Between Brody King tonight and Hangman in that last repost, it’s always been Fuck ICE hours in AEW
Get on board or fuck off
Get on board or fuck off
February 5, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Between Brody King tonight and Hangman in that last repost, it’s always been Fuck ICE hours in AEW
Get on board or fuck off
Get on board or fuck off
Reposted by Scott Matla
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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HBO Max | Feedback
help.hbomax.com
October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
Reposted by Scott Matla
Brody King just squashed MJF and yelled FUCK ICE into the camera. 10 stars.
February 5, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Brody King just squashed MJF and yelled FUCK ICE into the camera. 10 stars.
Sean Farrell with a one-handed deflection goal to make it 6-1 Rocket!
February 5, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Sean Farrell with a one-handed deflection goal to make it 6-1 Rocket!
2021 playoffs all over again
Danault, Gallagher, and Anderson are giving the Jets all they can handle.
February 5, 2026 at 1:41 AM
2021 playoffs all over again
Not to take anything away from this absurdity by Hutson...But who the hell taught Josh Anderson to make a backhand saucer pass
Josh Anderson with some absurd backhand sauce to Lane Hutson, and he goes cookie jar to make it 3-1 #Habs
February 5, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Not to take anything away from this absurdity by Hutson...But who the hell taught Josh Anderson to make a backhand saucer pass
I HOPE YOU WERE WATCHING YOUR STARTING GOALIE GETTING POSTERIZED THERE BILL GUERIN YOU DUMB BITCH
February 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I HOPE YOU WERE WATCHING YOUR STARTING GOALIE GETTING POSTERIZED THERE BILL GUERIN YOU DUMB BITCH
Xavier Simoneau lobs it across the zone and Tyler Thorpe snipes one.
5-0 Laval
5-0 Laval
February 5, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Xavier Simoneau lobs it across the zone and Tyler Thorpe snipes one.
5-0 Laval
5-0 Laval
Filip Mesar gets in on the fun and it's 4-0 Rocket!
February 5, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Filip Mesar gets in on the fun and it's 4-0 Rocket!
Arseneau and Van De Leest were throwing BOMBS
A short but sweet banger
A short but sweet banger
February 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Arseneau and Van De Leest were throwing BOMBS
A short but sweet banger
A short but sweet banger
William Trudeau calls bank and it's 3-0 Rocket!
February 5, 2026 at 12:40 AM
William Trudeau calls bank and it's 3-0 Rocket!
Marc Del Gaizo sets up Vincent Arseneau on the doorstep, and it's 2-0 Rocket!
February 5, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Marc Del Gaizo sets up Vincent Arseneau on the doorstep, and it's 2-0 Rocket!
Where do I collect my winnings
I'm going to throw 500 bucks on the Habs getting dinged for the first penalty against Winnipeg on Wednesday night
February 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Where do I collect my winnings
From the seat of his pants, Laurent Dauphin makes it a 1-0 game!
February 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
From the seat of his pants, Laurent Dauphin makes it a 1-0 game!
Look, this is not to excuse McKenna but he's putting up rookie numbers apparently
February 5, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Look, this is not to excuse McKenna but he's putting up rookie numbers apparently
Hell yeah for Hawaiian bbq
February 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Hell yeah for Hawaiian bbq
Holy fuck dude
Gavin McKenna has been charged with felony aggravated assault.
February 4, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Holy fuck dude
Who decided to call it a Zune and not a “Listen Al Gaib”
February 4, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Who decided to call it a Zune and not a “Listen Al Gaib”