Scott Matla
@scottmatla.bsky.social
Habs EOTP Contributor | Friendly Neighborhood Beer Guy | If you get confused, listen to the music play
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This dude just won a Super Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
This dude just won a Super Bowl
Now is that time where I realize that the Bills likely would have been in hell against this Seattle team too
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Now is that time where I realize that the Bills likely would have been in hell against this Seattle team too
A pick so bad it made Collinsworth stop talking...Incredible stuff
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
A pick so bad it made Collinsworth stop talking...Incredible stuff
Sweet Caroline and Mayo...the whitest commercial ever
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Sweet Caroline and Mayo...the whitest commercial ever
Aw does Diggs not like it when he gets unexpectedly assaulted?
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Aw does Diggs not like it when he gets unexpectedly assaulted?
Sorry my dudes, but I see a beer commercial with an eagle and Free Bird playing and I have no choice but to say "HELL YEAH BROTHER"
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Sorry my dudes, but I see a beer commercial with an eagle and Free Bird playing and I have no choice but to say "HELL YEAH BROTHER"
Congrats to Bad Bunny on a baller halftime show, and for being able to hit a Canadian Destroyer
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Congrats to Bad Bunny on a baller halftime show, and for being able to hit a Canadian Destroyer
Jesus christ is that fucking Ricky Martin??
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Jesus christ is that fucking Ricky Martin??
Using a lineman to sack the QB is baller as fuck
February 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Using a lineman to sack the QB is baller as fuck
Dear NFL,
There are too many jersey patches, please eliminate three.
I am not a crackpot.
There are too many jersey patches, please eliminate three.
I am not a crackpot.
February 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Dear NFL,
There are too many jersey patches, please eliminate three.
I am not a crackpot.
There are too many jersey patches, please eliminate three.
I am not a crackpot.
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Jon Bon Jovi bringing the Patriots onto the field
February 8, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Jon Bon Jovi bringing the Patriots onto the field
Today I learned Tommy DeVito plays for the Patriots
February 8, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Today I learned Tommy DeVito plays for the Patriots
Wife is making up the itinerary for our honeymoon in May...The first day we're in Edinburgh she's just written "Scott pints and pies at the pub"
I married a genius
I married a genius
February 8, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Wife is making up the itinerary for our honeymoon in May...The first day we're in Edinburgh she's just written "Scott pints and pies at the pub"
I married a genius
I married a genius
Just a reminder…You don’t have to share what the dumbest people on Twitter are going to say about the half time show tonight!
February 8, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Just a reminder…You don’t have to share what the dumbest people on Twitter are going to say about the half time show tonight!
Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc
My god is Dunk and Egg just so much better than House of the Dragon lol
February 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
My god is Dunk and Egg just so much better than House of the Dragon lol
🎶Be our guest, be our guest🎶
do baristas dream of rainbow moka pots
February 6, 2026 at 7:28 PM
🎶Be our guest, be our guest🎶
Brand New World Order
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Brand New World Order
Dipshit conservatives, welcome to the resistance
lmfao county elects bunch of conservatives that go so hard on budget cuts that they accidentally defund the police
February 6, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Dipshit conservatives, welcome to the resistance
Second year in a row that a pedophile might sue the super bowl halftime artist
Bad Bunny says the world will be happy and dance during his performance on Sunday.
He also says “he’s not going to tell” if there’s any surprises or guests planned.
He also says “he’s not going to tell” if there’s any surprises or guests planned.
February 5, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Second year in a row that a pedophile might sue the super bowl halftime artist
Reposted by Scott Matla
[Snowboarding TV commentary]
EX-SNOWBOARDER COLOR COMMENTATOR WHO SOUNDS LIKE HE BATHES IN BONG WATER: Awwwww NO WAY, backside chicken salad off the knucklehuck IN GOOFY, that is groooady from my brochacho
STAID, RESPECTABLE PLAY-BY-PLAY GUY WHO USUALLY COVERS GOLF: Indeed, what a move!
EX-SNOWBOARDER COLOR COMMENTATOR WHO SOUNDS LIKE HE BATHES IN BONG WATER: Awwwww NO WAY, backside chicken salad off the knucklehuck IN GOOFY, that is groooady from my brochacho
STAID, RESPECTABLE PLAY-BY-PLAY GUY WHO USUALLY COVERS GOLF: Indeed, what a move!
February 5, 2026 at 9:31 PM
[Snowboarding TV commentary]
EX-SNOWBOARDER COLOR COMMENTATOR WHO SOUNDS LIKE HE BATHES IN BONG WATER: Awwwww NO WAY, backside chicken salad off the knucklehuck IN GOOFY, that is groooady from my brochacho
STAID, RESPECTABLE PLAY-BY-PLAY GUY WHO USUALLY COVERS GOLF: Indeed, what a move!
EX-SNOWBOARDER COLOR COMMENTATOR WHO SOUNDS LIKE HE BATHES IN BONG WATER: Awwwww NO WAY, backside chicken salad off the knucklehuck IN GOOFY, that is groooady from my brochacho
STAID, RESPECTABLE PLAY-BY-PLAY GUY WHO USUALLY COVERS GOLF: Indeed, what a move!
If my dumbass podcast but still exists in future generations I will die happy
Something about Habs fans that people might not understand is that 5 years is nothing to us. Our children who weren't alive when Scheifele tried to end Evans will call him The Coward Mark Scheifele 50 years from now.
Nearly five years ago. Might be time for new material.
February 5, 2026 at 5:27 PM
If my dumbass podcast but still exists in future generations I will die happy
Lmao two teams with the same complaint after losing to the Habs
Skill issue
Skill issue
February 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Lmao two teams with the same complaint after losing to the Habs
Skill issue
Skill issue
Between Brody King tonight and Hangman in that last repost, it’s always been Fuck ICE hours in AEW
Get on board or fuck off
Get on board or fuck off
February 5, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Between Brody King tonight and Hangman in that last repost, it’s always been Fuck ICE hours in AEW
Get on board or fuck off
Get on board or fuck off
Reposted by Scott Matla
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
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