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Scott Matla

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Habs EOTP Contributor | Friendly Neighborhood Beer Guy | If you get confused, listen to the music play

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Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 2m

New NHL season, and a fresh reminder

Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 2m

New NHL season, and a fresh reminder

Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 13m

2025, and we're still citing +/- stats on broadcasts like it matters

Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 34m

Big Ange, get ready to learn Carolina BBQ, pal

Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 38m

Taylor Swift has the chance to do something very funny

Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 48m

I hope UNC's next head football coach is someone even more famous and less qualified to coach a college football team

Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 4h

Hi Adam Engström

Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 6h

A goalie wearing #92 feels so so wrong

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Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 10h

It is time…go Habs go

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Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 21h

I would normally ignore this dumb bullshit but for a moment hear me out

These are just the LAMEST fucking dorks ever, you're not in on the joke, you are the joke

I wish I had the brain damage these people do because it must be great to live life in total ignorance

Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21h

This made me laugh so hard. Second screenshot is of the video posted by Benny Johnson of the event.

Benny Johnson « @bennyjohnson
X.com
BREAKING: DHS Secretary Kristi Noem stares down army of Antifa and a guy in a chicken suit from the rooftop of the ICE facility here in Portland.
Noem says:
"Hey; Guy in the chicken suit. You can do better.
Too bad they are uneducated and ill-informed."
Noem isn't chicken: [chicken emoji]

A view from the roof of the building. There are about 15-20 people visible in total, several of whom appear to be reporters. Most are holding signs. They aren’t even taking up the whole sidewalk. One guy is wearing a chicken suit.

Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 21h

CIAO/FDA is also what the current administration is saying

Elliotte Friedman (Bot) @notfriedgehnic.bsky.social · 1d

Our coverage of the 2025-26 NHL Season now underway on /Sportsnet 1 with a tripleheader hosted by /SNCaroline

Banner raising
CIAO/FDA
PBUG/RRS
COO/LOGS

All streaming on Sportsnet+

Enjoy!

Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 1d

This is every high school football offensive line coach

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances

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Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 1d

With the NHL season underway this is a reminder that it is always "Fuck Buccigross" hours on this account

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Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 1d

Let’s see what my hometown AHL club is up to….

Ah well then

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Patrik Bexell @zebhabs.bsky.social · 1d

Vinzenz Rohrer scores a solo goal as he intercepts the puck and then sends the defender and goalie up in the stands to buy hot dogs (as we say in Sweden).

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Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 1d

Can someone dub like Phish or some Dead over this?

Micah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 1d

I've toned this one down a bit; it used to be a shade busy.

Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 1d

When you get to make a headline like this

Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 1d

Mate, I’d boo Christ if he played on a rival team

Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2d

Philly booing Ohtani cmon man. He's not a Dodger he's our national baseball Folk Hero. He is for everyone. He loves dogs and hits balls 500 ft and throws the ball 100 mph.

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Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 2d

And yet your team couldn’t wait to get off the ice and leave it to the Habs to salute the fans that were there

What a fucking baby

/r/Habs @habsonreddit.bsky.social · 2d

Sens owner Michael Andlauer might wanna focus on his own team instead of the Habs

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Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 2d

That’s Julian from Trailer Park Boys

Dobber @dobberhockey.bsky.social · 2d

Canuck fans are going to love this sponsored ad - who is this player? Wrong answers only 😂🤣 #NHL #FantasyHockey http://dlvr.it/TNWFYH

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Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 2d

Wedding in 19 days, haven’t even started writing my vows

Pic related

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Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 2d

Losing Blais hurts the Rocket in a big way, but basically opens the door for Florian Xhekaj and Owen Beck to be top call up options

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Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 2d

McDavid left money on the table so his team could go out and get more pieces I’m sure

Which makes it all the funnier that the Bowman will likely spend it on the dumbest possible option

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Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 2d

Never wear these fuckass jerseys again

Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 2d

The secondary is embarrassing and I lived through Green Bay starting Ladarius Gunter

Absolutely abysmal

Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 2d

This defense reeks of first round playoff exit

Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 2d

Security didn’t even try to slow him down!