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nothing gets serious until the third round
nothing gets serious until the third round
the chart goes up and to the right
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 15, 2026 at 3:41 AM
the chart goes up and to the right
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I don't remember who posted this first, but here is what billions of billions of dollars wasted on chatgpt gets you...
February 15, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I don't remember who posted this first, but here is what billions of billions of dollars wasted on chatgpt gets you...
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
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Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
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Swalwell: ICE agents shot Alex Pretti and Renee Good. And the only person in the world who has been held accountable by DHS is the pilot who somehow forgot to move Kristi Noem’s blankie.
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Swalwell: ICE agents shot Alex Pretti and Renee Good. And the only person in the world who has been held accountable by DHS is the pilot who somehow forgot to move Kristi Noem’s blankie.
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A murder of crows. A parliament of owls. A cabinet of pedophiles.
The President, two of his current Cabinet secretaries, his former strategist, his biggest donor, and his pending Fed Chair nominee are all in the files of a pedophile who ran a sex trafficking ring, while the attorney general and a former Cabinet secretary let him get away with it.
Seems kinda bad?
Seems kinda bad?
At least half a dozen top Trump administration officials appear in the Jeffrey Epstein files
The degree to which each individual was connected to Epstein varies significantly, from a single email to years of communications.
www.nbcnews.com
February 14, 2026 at 10:53 PM
A murder of crows. A parliament of owls. A cabinet of pedophiles.
Seth Rogen has a solution
February 14, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Seth Rogen has a solution
starting to think that's the wrong word in quotes in this headline nypost.com/2026/02/14/u...
Officials made decoy Jeffrey Epstein body to ‘thwart’ media, move corpse unnoticed after suicide: DOJ files
Officials made a decoy Jeffrey Epstein corpse to “thwart” the media waiting outside the hospital on the morning of his suicide, new Department of Justice files show.
nypost.com
February 14, 2026 at 10:40 PM
starting to think that's the wrong word in quotes in this headline nypost.com/2026/02/14/u...
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🚨 President Trump’s Claim of an “Irrefutable” Argument Supporting His Right to Unilaterally Impose Voter ID and Election Rules May Be Based on Insane Claim that Marriott Hotel Manager Found Secret Text in the Shadows of a Microfilm Copy of the U.S. Constitution electionlawblog.org?p=154326
President Trump's Claim of an "Irrefutable" Argument Supporting His Right to Unilaterally Impose Voter ID and Election Rules May Be Based on Insane Claim that Marriott Hotel Manager Found Secret Text ...
Yesterday I noted the latest set of unhinged social media posts from President Trump in which he declared that voter id requirements and other election changes would be imposed in the midterms via exe...
electionlawblog.org
February 14, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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This is blackout poetry to me
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
This is blackout poetry to me
people are saying
This US men's hockey team is stinky
February 14, 2026 at 8:39 PM
people are saying
good to see that American military officers will no longer be indoctrinated with communist propaganda from the London School of Economics
Hegseth to US military: if you get into MIT, we won't let you attend because of the risk that you will be exposed to ideas hostile to MAGA when you study there.
February 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
good to see that American military officers will no longer be indoctrinated with communist propaganda from the London School of Economics
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Swedes: that's clearly cheating
Canadians: the Dow is over 50,000
Canadians: the Dow is over 50,000
February 14, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Swedes: that's clearly cheating
Canadians: the Dow is over 50,000
Canadians: the Dow is over 50,000
KLAN Barbie giving the game away
Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."
February 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
KLAN Barbie giving the game away
nobody saw it coming
In his confirmation hearings, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told U.S. senators that he would not cut funding for vaccine research or change the nation's official vaccine recommendations. He did both. n.pr/46QDn9p
RFK Jr. made promises to get his job as health secretary. He's broken many of them
In his confirmation hearings, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told U.S. senators that he would not cut funding for vaccine research or change the nation's official vaccine recommendations. He did both.
n.pr
February 14, 2026 at 4:24 PM
nobody saw it coming
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Trump's clowns shut down a major city airport because of their incompetence www.nytimes.com/2026/02/14/u...
Inside the Debacle That Led to the Closure of El Paso’s Airspace
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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This alt text is exquisite
You want to defend this jabroni? YOU go back to twitter.
February 14, 2026 at 1:59 PM
This alt text is exquisite
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Damn, “we should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend” has some serious hands
February 14, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Damn, “we should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend” has some serious hands
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It’s not even a real major.
February 14, 2026 at 3:38 AM
It’s not even a real major.
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Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
February 14, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Bluesky is the new science Twitter, new study by @whysharksmatter.bsky.social and Julia Wester concludes!
"Results show that for every reported professional benefit that scientists once gained from Twitter, scientists can now gain that benefit more effectively on Bluesky than on Twitter."
"Results show that for every reported professional benefit that scientists once gained from Twitter, scientists can now gain that benefit more effectively on Bluesky than on Twitter."
Scientists no Longer Find Twitter Professionally Useful, and have Switched to Bluesky
Synopsis. Social media has become widely used by the scientific community for a variety of professional uses, including networking and public outreach. For
academic.oup.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Bluesky is the new science Twitter, new study by @whysharksmatter.bsky.social and Julia Wester concludes!
"Results show that for every reported professional benefit that scientists once gained from Twitter, scientists can now gain that benefit more effectively on Bluesky than on Twitter."
"Results show that for every reported professional benefit that scientists once gained from Twitter, scientists can now gain that benefit more effectively on Bluesky than on Twitter."
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wait no one's even posting the hardest line
February 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
wait no one's even posting the hardest line