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nothing gets serious until the third round
nothing gets serious until the third round
the lesson here kids, is that only the gold medal counts news.sky.com/story/bluesk...
Sturla Holm Laegreid's ex-girlfriend responds after his cheating confession at Olympics
The Norwegian biathlete later apologised to his ex-girlfriend and to his countryman Johan-Olav Botn, who took the gold in the men's Olympic 20km individual biathlon race but whose achievement was over...
news.sky.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:12 PM
the lesson here kids, is that only the gold medal counts news.sky.com/story/bluesk...
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report from St Paul: "Very bad car accident involving ice agent who left the scene"
February 11, 2026 at 3:50 PM
report from St Paul: "Very bad car accident involving ice agent who left the scene"
they are Finnished.
is this anything? send tweet.
is this anything? send tweet.
February 11, 2026 at 6:09 PM
they are Finnished.
is this anything? send tweet.
is this anything? send tweet.
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Abby Wambach announces she fired the Wasserman Agency.
“Casey should resign. He should leave, so more people like me don’t have to.”
Wambach joins Chappell Roan, Orville Peck, and Weyes Blood as clients who fired Wasserman over his ties to Epstein this week.
“Casey should resign. He should leave, so more people like me don’t have to.”
Wambach joins Chappell Roan, Orville Peck, and Weyes Blood as clients who fired Wasserman over his ties to Epstein this week.
February 11, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Abby Wambach announces she fired the Wasserman Agency.
“Casey should resign. He should leave, so more people like me don’t have to.”
Wambach joins Chappell Roan, Orville Peck, and Weyes Blood as clients who fired Wasserman over his ties to Epstein this week.
“Casey should resign. He should leave, so more people like me don’t have to.”
Wambach joins Chappell Roan, Orville Peck, and Weyes Blood as clients who fired Wasserman over his ties to Epstein this week.
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This is what happens when you have the former Fox News morning team running our government…..🤦♂️
A U.S. official confirms to Fox News that earlier this week the U.S. military shot down a party balloon near El Paso, thinking it was a foreign drone, leading to the unexpected airspace closure.
A U.S. official confirms to Fox News that earlier this week the U.S. military shot down a party balloon near El Paso, thinking it was a foreign drone, leading to the unexpected airspace closure.
February 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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*Epstein co-conspirators nervously watching the daily Dow closing average to see if they will be held accountable for their crimes.*
February 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
*Epstein co-conspirators nervously watching the daily Dow closing average to see if they will be held accountable for their crimes.*
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This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
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wow -- Bondi throws a fit in response to Nadler's question about how many of Epstein's co-conspirators, if any, she's investigating, aggressively pointing at him and yelling. The hearing then devolves into chaos and Raskin and Bondi start yelling at each other.
February 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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Get in losers we’re doing central planning without the planning
Trump to direct Pentagon to buy coal to revive industry, Bloomberg News says reut.rs/46vkQiO
Trump to direct Pentagon to buy coal to revive industry, Bloomberg News says
U.S. President Donald Trump is set to direct the Pentagon to use government funding and Pentagon contracts to sustain U.S. coal-fired power plants, Bloomberg News reported on Tuesday, citing a White House official.
reut.rs
February 11, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Get in losers we’re doing central planning without the planning
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<staff kitchen>
NAZGUL #1: I just...
NAZGUL: #2: What?
N#1: Like... Seriously? We're hunting HOBBITS now?
N#2: I mean okay but clue was in the name
N#1: True, but still
WITCH KING <entering>: Hey
N#1: Hey
N#2: Hey
<Witch King leaves with coffee>
N#1: Maybe we should have said something
N#2: Maybe
NAZGUL #1: I just...
NAZGUL: #2: What?
N#1: Like... Seriously? We're hunting HOBBITS now?
N#2: I mean okay but clue was in the name
N#1: True, but still
WITCH KING <entering>: Hey
N#1: Hey
N#2: Hey
<Witch King leaves with coffee>
N#1: Maybe we should have said something
N#2: Maybe
SCOOP: Tensions at Palantir have grown in recent weeks over the company's work with ICE.
On Friday, CEO Alex Karp tried to calm concerns in an hourlong video that offered few specifics—instead offering NDAs to workers who want to understand how it's empowering ICE.
www.wired.com/story/palant...
On Friday, CEO Alex Karp tried to calm concerns in an hourlong video that offered few specifics—instead offering NDAs to workers who want to understand how it's empowering ICE.
www.wired.com/story/palant...
Palantir CEO Alex Karp Recorded a Video About ICE for His Employees
In a video shared with Palantir employees, Alex Karp did not explain how ICE is utilizing the company's products. Instead, workers were told they can sign NDAs if they want detailed information.
www.wired.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:14 PM
<staff kitchen>
NAZGUL #1: I just...
NAZGUL: #2: What?
N#1: Like... Seriously? We're hunting HOBBITS now?
N#2: I mean okay but clue was in the name
N#1: True, but still
WITCH KING <entering>: Hey
N#1: Hey
N#2: Hey
<Witch King leaves with coffee>
N#1: Maybe we should have said something
N#2: Maybe
NAZGUL #1: I just...
NAZGUL: #2: What?
N#1: Like... Seriously? We're hunting HOBBITS now?
N#2: I mean okay but clue was in the name
N#1: True, but still
WITCH KING <entering>: Hey
N#1: Hey
N#2: Hey
<Witch King leaves with coffee>
N#1: Maybe we should have said something
N#2: Maybe
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This is so devastating. My heart is with you, Tumbler Ridge.
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B.C. community of Tumbler Ridge in mourning after mass shooting kills 9, including 6 inside school | CBC
www.cbc.ca
February 11, 2026 at 1:40 PM
This is so devastating. My heart is with you, Tumbler Ridge.
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Mysterious note found on the doors to the Halifax Forum today. #IceHockey #Cdnpoli
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Mysterious note found on the doors to the Halifax Forum today. #IceHockey #Cdnpoli
oops
The general counsel uploaded a picture on Linkedin showing the web panel of Paragon's spyware.
The panel shows a phone number in Czechia, Apps, Accounts, media on the phone, the interception status and numbers extracted from social media applications.
The panel shows a phone number in Czechia, Apps, Accounts, media on the phone, the interception status and numbers extracted from social media applications.
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
oops
time for an immigrant class action against the IRS seeking $15 billion per class member
IRS IMPROPERLY DISCLOSED CONFIDENTIAL IMMIGRANT TAX DATA TO DHS-WAPO
February 11, 2026 at 3:23 PM
time for an immigrant class action against the IRS seeking $15 billion per class member
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Any sound that Winston made...would be picked up by it; moreover, so long as he remained within the field of vision which the metal plaque commanded, he could be seen as well as heard. There was of course no way of knowing whether you were being watched at any given moment.
“The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill recently rolled out a new policy that permits university officials to record classes without notifying the instructor. It’s a practice administrators have used in the past to investigate professors but have now formalized in writing.”
UNC Admin Can Now, Officially, Secretly Record Faculty
The new policy prohibits students from recording class without permission but explicitly allows administrators to surveil professors for any “lawful purpose.”
www.insidehighered.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Any sound that Winston made...would be picked up by it; moreover, so long as he remained within the field of vision which the metal plaque commanded, he could be seen as well as heard. There was of course no way of knowing whether you were being watched at any given moment.
The Toxic Avenger (2026)
EXCLUSIVE: A whistleblower tells @thebarbedwire.com he spent years burying radioactive fracking waste, which melted the bones in his neck and jaw. Then a residential community — and an elementary school — was built on top. 🧵
thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/11/a...
thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/11/a...
Whistleblower Says Radioactive Fracking Waste Site Melted His Jaw. Now There’s an Elementary School There.
Then an elementary school was built on top of it.
thebarbedwire.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:16 PM
The Toxic Avenger (2026)
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Two weeks ago people were certain it was a stroke of genius to delay and "negotiate" giving more money to an agency that just murdered two people for no reason. Now the media has largely moved on bsky.app/profile/inte...
Like the old saying goes, when you have your opponent on the ropes you make a deal to give him 1-2 weeks to recover
Latest intel: The 5 govt funding bills will pass, & the 6th, the DHS bill, will get a continuing resolution to buy time to negotiate whatever these conditions in ICE are. The fight right now btwn Schumer & the White House is how long that CR will be. The WH wants 3 months; Schumer wants 1-2 weeks.
February 11, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Two weeks ago people were certain it was a stroke of genius to delay and "negotiate" giving more money to an agency that just murdered two people for no reason. Now the media has largely moved on bsky.app/profile/inte...
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Alford: "On Bad Bunny - we're still investigating. There's info out about the lyrics. I don't speak fluent Spanish, but if it's true what was said on natl TV, we have a lot of Qs for entities that broadcast it & we'll be talking w/ the FCC. This could be worse than the Janet wardrobe malfunction"
February 10, 2026 at 11:54 PM
lmfao 🤡🤡🤡🤡
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really hard to overstate how much AIPAC fucked up here - not only did they push out the more pro-Israel candidate for not toeing their exact line, they started a blood feud with him and are clearly in the process of making themselves completely unwelcome in Dem politics
BIG NEWS FROM NJ-11: former Rep. Tom Malinowski concedes, congratulates Analilia Mejia on a positive and well-run campaign, blames AIPAC for his loss, and promises to vigorously oppose anyone AIPAC backs against Mejia in June
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 PM
really hard to overstate how much AIPAC fucked up here - not only did they push out the more pro-Israel candidate for not toeing their exact line, they started a blood feud with him and are clearly in the process of making themselves completely unwelcome in Dem politics
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A year ago, we were on the cusp of turning many cancers into chronic rather than terminal diseases through immunotherapy and mRNA vaccines. Today, we're working through the curative qualities of a magical horse paste instead.
National Cancer Institute studying ivermectin’s ‘ability to kill cancer cells,’ alarming career scientists
The National Cancer Institute is studying ivermectin as a potential cancer treatment, according to its top official, alarming career scientists.
www.statnews.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:39 PM
A year ago, we were on the cusp of turning many cancers into chronic rather than terminal diseases through immunotherapy and mRNA vaccines. Today, we're working through the curative qualities of a magical horse paste instead.
and that's just cabinet secretaries
February 10, 2026 at 10:40 PM
and that's just cabinet secretaries
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CALLED IT www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/w...
February 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
CALLED IT www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/w...
oh man 😢
RIP Jim Robson ❤️🧡🖤 Longtime #Canucks broadcaster and stable voice through the rollercoaster of years
February 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
oh man 😢