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nothing gets serious until the third round
nothing gets serious until the third round
KLAN Barbie is unravelling
Firing a pilot for leaving Kristi Noem's blanket behind. Berating staff when she's not on TV enough. Inside the constant chaos at DHS.
A Pilot Fired Over Kristi Noem’s Missing Blanket and the Constant Chaos Inside DHS
Secretary faces fire for confrontational immigration crackdown and self-promotional style; White House to wind down Minnesota operations.
on.wsj.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
KLAN Barbie is unravelling
Nuremberg every one of these fuckers
in a text string after the shooting, a fellow agent told Exum he's a "legend"
"Beers on me"
"Beers on me"
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Nuremberg every one of these fuckers
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
cool, cool. so we are sort of like citizens, but not really?
February 13, 2026 at 2:58 AM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
foul ghouls
CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old.
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
7-Year-Old Migrant Girl Dies Of Dehydration And Shock In U.S. Border Patrol Custody
The girl's death underscores the crisis precipitated by large groups of families seeking asylum where there are inadequate facilities to detain them.
shorturl.at
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 AM
foul ghouls
you guys in think i figured out where the MRSA superbug originated
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 11:27 PM
you guys in think i figured out where the MRSA superbug originated
jesus fucking christ
February 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
jesus fucking christ
bad news for child traffickers
February 12, 2026 at 8:54 PM
bad news for child traffickers
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I think it's time to rethink how we categorize "middle class."
February 12, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I think it's time to rethink how we categorize "middle class."
it's ironic that the same managerial class that wants workers back in the office because of the benefits to workplace culture from face to face interactions also thinks a good portion of those workers can be replaced by AI
February 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
it's ironic that the same managerial class that wants workers back in the office because of the benefits to workplace culture from face to face interactions also thinks a good portion of those workers can be replaced by AI
look, the Olympics are all about overcoming challenges
February 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
look, the Olympics are all about overcoming challenges
lmao
REP. BALINT: “This is not a game, Secretary!”
BONDI: “I’m Attorney General.”
REP. BALINT: “My apologies. I couldn’t tell.” 🔥
BONDI: “I’m Attorney General.”
REP. BALINT: “My apologies. I couldn’t tell.” 🔥
February 12, 2026 at 8:40 PM
lmao
someone get Gulag Barbie back on the stand so she can answer questions about Epstein now
February 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
someone get Gulag Barbie back on the stand so she can answer questions about Epstein now
oh hey, good news everyone. the EPA has decided that GHG emissions aren't a problem.
in unrelated news... www.hcn.org/articles/the...
in unrelated news... www.hcn.org/articles/the...
The coming failure of Glen Canyon Dam - High Country News
While the seven Colorado River Basin states try to reach agreement over how to divvy up diminishing flows in the Colorado River, another crisis lies in the design of Glen Canyon Dam, which is perilous...
www.hcn.org
February 12, 2026 at 8:24 PM
oh hey, good news everyone. the EPA has decided that GHG emissions aren't a problem.
in unrelated news... www.hcn.org/articles/the...
in unrelated news... www.hcn.org/articles/the...
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Your American health chief, folks! 🙃🇺🇸
February 12, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Your American health chief, folks! 🙃🇺🇸
forget the money wasted on ICE, the war on immigrants is going to take $500 billion out of the US Treasury
DEBT BOMB: Federal interest payments to hit ~$1T this year — about $3K per US resident, doubling in a decade, per CBO.
Trump worsening deficits, including $500B hit re: immigration, $4.7T hit from GOP tax bill, only partially offset by $3T from tariffs. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Trump worsening deficits, including $500B hit re: immigration, $4.7T hit from GOP tax bill, only partially offset by $3T from tariffs. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
February 12, 2026 at 8:19 PM
forget the money wasted on ICE, the war on immigrants is going to take $500 billion out of the US Treasury
not content with stealing from you, Trump and the GOP are stealing from your children as well
Trump’s policies will add $1.4tn to US deficit over next decade, CBO says ft.trib.al/zePheDU
Trump’s policies will add $1.4tn to US deficit over next decade, CBO says
Congressional watchdog warns that Washington’s public finances are ‘not sustainable’
ft.trib.al
February 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM
not content with stealing from you, Trump and the GOP are stealing from your children as well
the party of fiscal responsibility, everyone
The U.S. budget deficit will widen over the next decade as interest costs consume an increasing share of spending, the CBO said in a forecast that highlighted the country’s long-run fiscal challenges.
U.S. Budget Hole Set to Deepen by Trillions
The budget deficit will widen over the next decade as interest costs consume an increasing share of spending, the CBO said in a forecast that highlighted the country’s long-run fiscal challenges.
on.wsj.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
the party of fiscal responsibility, everyone
new Norman Rockwell painting just dropped
Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
February 12, 2026 at 2:56 PM
new Norman Rockwell painting just dropped
dangerously close to "the salad"
Our Lionesses will have another chance in the women's hockey game against Canada, which was postponed a week ago due to norovirus issues. 🥅 🏑
For hubby’s brunch: cucumber, kiwi, apple, grapes, avocado, pear, orange, pointed pepper, honeydew melon, Cantaloupe melon, cheeses. 🍜
For hubby’s brunch: cucumber, kiwi, apple, grapes, avocado, pear, orange, pointed pepper, honeydew melon, Cantaloupe melon, cheeses. 🍜
February 12, 2026 at 2:46 PM
dangerously close to "the salad"
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😭😭😭
February 12, 2026 at 1:49 PM
😭😭😭
so you're telling me i'm supposed to believe the same guys that thought a party balloon was a drug cartel drone can tell the difference between drug smugglers and fishermen on those boats they keep blowing out of the water?
gizmodo.com/one-mexican-...
gizmodo.com/one-mexican-...
Mexican Cartel 'Drones' Near El Paso Airspace Were Actually Party Balloons: Report
FAA initially ordered the closure of airspace over El Paso for 10 days before backtracking.
gizmodo.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:08 AM
so you're telling me i'm supposed to believe the same guys that thought a party balloon was a drug cartel drone can tell the difference between drug smugglers and fishermen on those boats they keep blowing out of the water?
gizmodo.com/one-mexican-...
gizmodo.com/one-mexican-...