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nothing gets serious until the third round
nothing gets serious until the third round
i want off this ride
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
i want off this ride
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Hitler and yimby in the same sentence is a level of poster madness I didnt know was possible
sometimes you just need to take a step back and marvel at the absurdity that is the left-NIMBY mindset
these are not normal, rational people. they have descended into a bespoke form of madness
these are not normal, rational people. they have descended into a bespoke form of madness
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Hitler and yimby in the same sentence is a level of poster madness I didnt know was possible
vote early, vote Aftyn
Emerson poll | 11/22-11/24 LV
Tennessee’s 7th congressional special election (Trump +22)
(Leaners pushed)
🟥Matt Van Epps 49.4%
🟦Aftyn Behn 47.0%
Others 3.5%
emersoncollegepolling.com/tennessee-7t...
Tennessee’s 7th congressional special election (Trump +22)
(Leaners pushed)
🟥Matt Van Epps 49.4%
🟦Aftyn Behn 47.0%
Others 3.5%
emersoncollegepolling.com/tennessee-7t...
Tennessee 7th District 2025 Special Election Poll: Republican Van Epps and Democrat Behn Locked In Tight Race - Emerson Polling
Voters Split on Trump’s Job Performance as Economic Issues Top Voters’ Concerns A new Emerson…Full Release & Results
emersoncollegepolling.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
vote early, vote Aftyn
lots of ham sandwiches out on the loose right now
In 2016, the Justice Department brought charges against 130,000 suspects. Grand juries rejected indictments only six times.
During the Trump administration, by contrast, grand jurors have repeatedly rejected prosecutors’ requests for indictments.
During the Trump administration, by contrast, grand jurors have repeatedly rejected prosecutors’ requests for indictments.
Trump administration prosecutions focus new attention on grand juries
The administration has struggled with an unusual level of rejections in some cases and procedural stumbles in others.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
lots of ham sandwiches out on the loose right now
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The big “why do you hate AI?” Thread got comments and quotes turned off, but here’s the main reason I hate AI:
It’s being developed by the worst people on the planet solely to enrich themselves at the expense and labor of the world’s vulnerable populations. Everything else stems from that
It’s being developed by the worst people on the planet solely to enrich themselves at the expense and labor of the world’s vulnerable populations. Everything else stems from that
May 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The big “why do you hate AI?” Thread got comments and quotes turned off, but here’s the main reason I hate AI:
It’s being developed by the worst people on the planet solely to enrich themselves at the expense and labor of the world’s vulnerable populations. Everything else stems from that
It’s being developed by the worst people on the planet solely to enrich themselves at the expense and labor of the world’s vulnerable populations. Everything else stems from that
NHL points forecasts. entire Metroplitan now projected over 90 points.
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
NHL points forecasts. entire Metroplitan now projected over 90 points.
today's spotlight is on the Preds in Detroit. Wings with decent skater metrics, but a negative G/xG spread. Nashville with nothing going for them but the penalty kill.
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
today's spotlight is on the Preds in Detroit. Wings with decent skater metrics, but a negative G/xG spread. Nashville with nothing going for them but the penalty kill.
we should all aspire to be this petty toward fascists
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
we should all aspire to be this petty toward fascists
the art of the deal
To sum it up - Russia drafted a murderous wishlist, bamboozled US into claiming it's theirs, Trump endorsed it without reading, pressured the victim on behalf of the aggressor, while the aggressor leaked how exactly Trump was bamboozled to then say they won't even consider any peace plans at all.
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
the art of the deal
if this isn't a Netflix series by next year, what are we even doing here
I remember seeing a story years ago where a prison cook was caught having stolen $1.2 million of fajitas over 9 years.
One week he took off sick, someone else answered the order call and was like "what are you talking about? We don't serve fajitas."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
One week he took off sick, someone else answered the order call and was like "what are you talking about? We don't serve fajitas."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Texas man sentenced to 50 years for stealing $1.2 million worth of fajitas
Gilberto Escamilla had stolen more than $1.2 million worth of fajitas over the course of approximately nine years.
www.nbcnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
if this isn't a Netflix series by next year, what are we even doing here
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Imagine going through life like this
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Imagine going through life like this
i'm sure this is fine and not at all concerning
NEW: A trivial-to-exploit bug in jury systems used across the United States exposed jurors' sensitive personal data, such as full names, date of birth, emails, cell phone numbers, and home addresses — and potentially health data.
The bug allowed anyone to brute-force and access jurors' accounts.
The bug allowed anyone to brute-force and access jurors' accounts.
Bug in jury systems used by several US states exposed sensitive personal data | TechCrunch
An easy-to-exploit vulnerability in a jury system made by Tyler Technologies exposed the personally identifiable data of jurors, including names, home addresses, emails, and phone numbers.
techcrunch.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i'm sure this is fine and not at all concerning
American exceptionalism
Pulling the most recent police log led me to once again see an incredible holiday decoration picture a cousin in Omaha sent me
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
American exceptionalism
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As I posted when the news first broke. I expect that the Brazilian security services were monitoring Bolsonaro’s phone, picked up the conversation, then picked up the tampering w/the ankle monitor. Remember, Trump uses his personal phone for the calls w/his friends.
Pretty convincing evidence here that the Trump administration was planning to jailbreak and provide asylum for Bolsonaro -- and that Trump inadvertently revealed the plan.
And this, as the now-cliche goes, would have been a paralyzing scandal for any other administration.
And this, as the now-cliche goes, would have been a paralyzing scandal for any other administration.
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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By the way, note that the description of Biden as being "in obvious mental decline" was left in the speech, while the description of Trump as the "most openly corrupt president in American history" was removed:
Note that the BBC openly admits in an email to me that the removal of this claim about Trump's world-historical corruption was done "on legal advice."
Translation: Trump's threat of a lawsuit, no matter how bogus, has now been rewarded.
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
Translation: Trump's threat of a lawsuit, no matter how bogus, has now been rewarded.
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
By the way, note that the description of Biden as being "in obvious mental decline" was left in the speech, while the description of Trump as the "most openly corrupt president in American history" was removed:
yeah, its Mittelstand
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
yeah, its Mittelstand
haha omg
He hits a half-dozen distinct Garfield Faces in less than 30 seconds here. Remarkable work.
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 AM
haha omg
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HE MADE THE BUCKET FROM THE GROUND 😱
(via BleacherReport)
(via BleacherReport)
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
HE MADE THE BUCKET FROM THE GROUND 😱
(via BleacherReport)
(via BleacherReport)
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he's not the only one
Trump’s special envoy Steve Witkoff isn’t working for the US, or for humanity. He’s working for Vladimir Putin. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
he's not the only one
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OH SWEETFUCK THERE ARE ARGUMENTS YOU NEVER MAKE, EVEN IF THEY HAVE THEORETICAL MERIT.
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
OH SWEETFUCK THERE ARE ARGUMENTS YOU NEVER MAKE, EVEN IF THEY HAVE THEORETICAL MERIT.
no. oh no no no.
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
no. oh no no no.
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