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sports, satire, stats, shipping, storms, socialism, and a smidgen of smarm.

nothing gets serious until the third round
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re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2
February 16, 2026 at 4:50 AM
lmao
Sweden curling set up a sting operation to catch Canada cheating i’m fucking losing it
February 16, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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I'm at their second benefit show right now. (They just opened their 3rd set with "American Idiot.) These white suburban parents are wearing t-shirts with slogans like "RADICALIZED BY BASIC HUMAN DECENCY" and "NO ONE IS ILLEGAL ON STOLEN LAND BUILT BY STOLEN HANDS." (4/?)
February 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
it's ironic that the party that thinks it can't shape public opinion around progressive policy ideas, is all hands on deck to shape public opinion on centrist candidates.
If I were a Democrat concerned about winning elections and was hearing that a significant number of voters wouldn’t support Gavin Newsom in 2028, I would simply stop pushing Gavin Newsom in 2026.
look if you want to freak out about people not voting newsom if he's the nominee a week before the 2028 general election, I kinda get it (but don't say you weren't warned). doing it now though is just a weird attempt to strong arm people into supporting him in the primary.
February 16, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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I regret not getting the opportunity to know Dan better- we recently connected bc he was to write ab our ep where the Simpsons visit Philly, &he reminded me that we had actually crossed paths in HS! His passing is a tremendous loss. I dedicate the episode to him.
🎁 :
share.inquirer.com/qwdHeh
Dan McQuade, award-winning writer, tireless community activist, and ‘Philadelphia institution,’ has died at 43
Often irreverent, always inventive, he filed memorable stories about the Wildwood T-shirt scene, Wawa hoagies, the Philly accent, and other cool stuff. His stories sparkled with research and humor.
share.inquirer.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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A strange find from the Epstein files:

A hacker named Vincenzo Iozzo shares with Epstein a rumor that Peter Thiel was "bankrolling" the neo-Nazi white supremacist hacker troll known as "weev."

Conversation is about financial strategies and "currencies."

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 15, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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"Billionaires like thinkers who see their exploitation of the weak as good and natural. Epstein funneled ~$20m a year to academic men who shared his ideology [and got] to hold forth in formal sessions at Harvard, condemning feeding and caring for the poor as if he were making a scholarly argument."
February 15, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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Anthropic threw the kitchen sink at the media and their models as a means of pumping their products to raise this $30bn round and try and set up an IPO. They’re throwing everything in the furnace. The predictions will get more insane until the end.
February 15, 2026 at 10:49 PM
i'm sorry but what a truly horrible existence
Token Anxiety

i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
February 15, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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Hey everyone. Potentially the biggest story in the country, right here. substack.com/home/post/p-...
February 15, 2026 at 10:46 PM
when you definitely don't want everyone to remember that you're the home of a pedophile
February 15, 2026 at 10:45 PM
February 15, 2026 at 7:45 PM
🙏🙏🙏🙏🤞🤞🤞🤞
February 15, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
February 15, 2026 at 7:34 PM
twist ending
The acting director of ICE told Congress, under oath, that local law enforcement in Colorado leaked raid plans, allowing gang members to escape.

After 9NEWS questioned ICE's claim and its timeline, ICE deleted the claim from its social media platforms.
February 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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Today as always, @citizencohn.bsky.social is a must read. Here he is on the massive danger to public health of the latest anti-vax actions by Trump’s and RFK’s FDA.

open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
This Is What Destroying the Vaccine Market Looks Like
A shocking move by RFK Jr.’s team has the industry spooked—for good reason.
open.substack.com
February 15, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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Shock around Rubio speech seems a variation of same delusion that led legacy media to inaccurately declare it a softer touch, as if Rubio, a Latino man who once disputed Trumpism, is an alternative voice. He’s not. He joined fascism; now he’s a fascist; he gave a fascist speech, because fascism.
February 15, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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steve bannon joined the war on child sex abuse in the catholic church on the side of child sex abuse
February 15, 2026 at 2:26 PM
the rest are redacted because it's all CSAM
PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
February 15, 2026 at 2:47 PM
the chart goes up and to the right
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 15, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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I don't remember who posted this first, but here is what billions of billions of dollars wasted on chatgpt gets you...
February 15, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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