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sports, satire, stats, shipping, storms, socialism, and a smidgen of smarm.

nothing gets serious until the third round
February 14, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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Swalwell: ICE agents shot Alex Pretti and Renee Good. And the only person in the world who has been held accountable by DHS is the pilot who somehow forgot to move Kristi Noem’s blankie.
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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A murder of crows. A parliament of owls. A cabinet of pedophiles.
The President, two of his current Cabinet secretaries, his former strategist, his biggest donor, and his pending Fed Chair nominee are all in the files of a pedophile who ran a sex trafficking ring, while the attorney general and a former Cabinet secretary let him get away with it.

Seems kinda bad?
At least half a dozen top Trump administration officials appear in the Jeffrey Epstein files
The degree to which each individual was connected to Epstein varies significantly, from a single email to years of communications.
www.nbcnews.com
February 14, 2026 at 10:53 PM
starting to think that's the wrong word in quotes in this headline nypost.com/2026/02/14/u...
Officials made decoy Jeffrey Epstein body to ‘thwart’ media, move corpse unnoticed after suicide: DOJ files
Officials made a decoy Jeffrey Epstein corpse to “thwart” the media waiting outside the hospital on the morning of his suicide, new Department of Justice files show.
nypost.com
February 14, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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This is blackout poetry to me
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
people are saying
This US men's hockey team is stinky
February 14, 2026 at 8:39 PM
good to see that American military officers will no longer be indoctrinated with communist propaganda from the London School of Economics
Hegseth to US military: if you get into MIT, we won't let you attend because of the risk that you will be exposed to ideas hostile to MAGA when you study there.
February 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Swedes: that's clearly cheating

Canadians: the Dow is over 50,000
February 14, 2026 at 4:26 PM
KLAN Barbie giving the game away
Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."
February 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
nobody saw it coming
February 14, 2026 at 4:24 PM
damn today was hard

Daily UnWordle 1487: 13m 57s unwordle.org?daily=1

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UnWordle - Unlock Wordle Puzzle
Put your skills to the test and solve the Wordle in reverse. Fill in the wordle grid of guesses given the last row. A new UnWordle available each day!
unwordle.org
February 14, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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This alt text is exquisite
You want to defend this jabroni? YOU go back to twitter.
February 14, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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Damn, “we should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend” has some serious hands
i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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It’s not even a real major.
February 14, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
February 14, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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Bluesky is the new science Twitter, new study by @whysharksmatter.bsky.social and Julia Wester concludes!

"Results show that for every reported professional benefit that scientists once gained from Twitter, scientists can now gain that benefit more effectively on Bluesky than on Twitter."
Scientists no Longer Find Twitter Professionally Useful, and have Switched to Bluesky
Synopsis. Social media has become widely used by the scientific community for a variety of professional uses, including networking and public outreach. For
academic.oup.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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wait no one's even posting the hardest line
February 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao

the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
nobody saw it coming
Great article on what a failure and a joke Elon Musk's "Hyperloop" turned out to be, after he made outlandish promises about how revolutionary it was going to be.

Reminds me of something, just can't put my finger on what...oh yeah, just about everything Musk does

washingtonian.com/2026/02/12/h...
How Elon Musk’s Sci-Fi Hyperloop Failed
Before his misadventures in government efficiency, Musk promised to revolutionize commuting with a subway that would speed passengers between DC and Baltimore in a matter of minutes. The project was a...
washingtonian.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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“They were hellbent on not allowing anybody to help him until he was dead,” she said. “I was right there, and they — all of them — made the decision to deny me access to give him the best possible chance of survival.”
February 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM