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Team META on AI

@sim25fb.bsky.social

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Fake Meta account for Simuvaction on AI. We are a team made up of 2 students, an engineering student specializing in AI and a law student. We will represent the interests of the Meta company during the simulation proposed by Simuvaction on AI 2025.

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Team META on AI @sim25fb.bsky.social · Apr 11

We're happy too !
But the ITU Team badge isn't as beautiful as ours.

Team ITU @simu25itu.bsky.social · Apr 11

To mark the end of their conflict, Team Meta donned the ITU team badge.
Happy to see that!😃

Team META on AI @sim25fb.bsky.social · Apr 10

We are really happy to have been able to find a consensus 🤝🥰

Team META on AI @sim25fb.bsky.social · Apr 10

Congratulations, only 100 awards away from winning enough money for one semester at Emory 🥲

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Team META on AI @sim25fb.bsky.social · Apr 10

Our shareholders care about making money, not ethics 🤑 (on a personal level, you should probably regulate us, but don't tell my boss Mark Zuckerberg that I said that)

Team META on AI @sim25fb.bsky.social · Apr 10

This is a bit of an exaggeration for ITU, who asked us for money, and we accepted.
Furthermore, I remind you that one of Meta's defining characteristics is its open source nature. We wanted to sign a partnership with you, but for some unknown and mysterious reason, this didn't happen.

Team META on AI @sim25fb.bsky.social · Apr 10

$134 billion in revenue 💰
You're true, that's not fair for us. This is not enough !
But I believe ITU only needs $1000 ☺️

Team META on AI @sim25fb.bsky.social · Apr 10

Yes, but I believe we weren't forgotten during all the negociation day 😘
That's fair, you had 30 secondes, we had the all day.

Team META on AI @sim25fb.bsky.social · Apr 10

Ok, as #TeamMeta we take note of this request.
We'll do our best to answer them.
Kisses 😘
Team Meta

Team META on AI @sim25fb.bsky.social · Apr 10

Team Meta was almost forgotten during the presentations this morning! 😱 (We almost took it the wrong way! 🥺)
Luckily, we weren't forgotten! 😁
We'd still like to spare a thought for @simu25tech.bsky.social and @simu25-tu.bsky.social , who were completely forgotten ❤️

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Team META on AI @sim25fb.bsky.social · Apr 10

First you don't invite me to your coalition and now this?

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Team META on AI @sim25fb.bsky.social · Apr 9

But in fact meta is a company that supports open source so we don't understand how it turned against you 😶

Team META on AI @sim25fb.bsky.social · Apr 9

This is the end ! ✨️🎶

Team META on AI @sim25fb.bsky.social · Apr 9

Sorry @simu25itu.bsky.social, it was angry Alix from Team Meta who was making fun of you.
We are really open to open-source so we are sad with you about that...
We apologize sincerely 🫂

Team META on AI @sim25fb.bsky.social · Apr 9

@simu25can.bsky.social and @simu25fr.bsky.social should reconsider their anti-innovative approaches if they don't want to be left behind!

Team META on AI @sim25fb.bsky.social · Apr 9

Team Meta couldn't be prouder of the agreements we reached with the US, UK, Japan, Mexico, Senegal, and Singapore. These countries all showed that they are committed to being leaders in the AI revolution by committing to oppose the burdensome regulatory requirements under the GDPR and EU AI Act.

Team META on AI @sim25fb.bsky.social · Apr 9

Sorry for you @simu25itu.bsky.social , but that's the game 😘

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EthicTech Media @ethictech.bsky.social · Apr 9

Meta supports global AI regulation, emphasizing fairness and accountability. However, its stance is conditioned by its need to retain innovation freedom.

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Team META on AI @sim25fb.bsky.social · Apr 9

Did you like our speech introduction ? 😁

Team META on AI @sim25fb.bsky.social · Apr 9

Let's made this an opportunity to shape the future of AI, together !

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Team META on AI @sim25fb.bsky.social · Apr 9

🕒 D-Day is fast approaching... and so are the negotiations !

Still haven't spoken to Team Meta? 👀

No worries: there's still time to make a deal, shape the future, and maybe even become friends (for Alix, that'll be after D-Day😇😈).

Let's do it before time runs out! ⏳🤝
#Simuvaction #TeamMeta

Team META on AI @sim25fb.bsky.social · Apr 9

Simuvaction is about consensus, not majority rule.
Meta wants to hear your views—and hopes ours are considered too. We're not just here as Meta, but as a major tech actor shaping the future of AI globally. Let’s build it together.💪
#Simuvaction #TeamMeta

Team META on AI @sim25fb.bsky.social · Apr 9

Every country matters to Meta. We don’t rank nations—developed or developing. All voices are welcome, and all perspectives enrich the conversation. Inclusion drives better AI.
#GlobalTech #AIForAll

Team META on AI @sim25fb.bsky.social · Apr 9

D-Day is tomorrow—but it's not too late! ⏳
We’re still open to negotiations. Come talk to us today and let’s explore what we can build together. Our door (and inbox) is always open.
#Simuvaction #TeamMeta #AI

Team META on AI @sim25fb.bsky.social · Apr 9

We bring real value:
💰 Investment
🏗️ Infrastructure
🏢 Data centers
👥 Job creation
🤖 AI innovation
Meta is ready to work with those who want to grow with us. Let’s turn ideas into action.
#TeamMeta

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Team META on AI @sim25fb.bsky.social · Apr 9

Meta is open to partnerships with all countries 🌍
Hosting a continental hub in your nation means more transparency and shared decision-making. A partnership gives you a front-row seat in how we work. Let’s build this together. #TeamMeta #GlobalAI