Simon Ashtear
@simonashtear.bsky.social
3D Model and graphic designer, screenplay/novel writer, editor in chief of The Best Game Never Played.
https://thebestgameneverplayed.wordpress.com/
https://www.twitch.tv/simonashtear
https://thebestgameneverplayed.wordpress.com/
https://www.twitch.tv/simonashtear
I had a lot of fun with Vampyr! I hope you do, too. I'll have to keep any especially good stories until you're further in.
January 8, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I had a lot of fun with Vampyr! I hope you do, too. I'll have to keep any especially good stories until you're further in.
I played Gato Roboto last year. It was a delightful and enjoyable bite-sized game! I loved looking for all the secrets.
January 7, 2026 at 6:35 AM
I played Gato Roboto last year. It was a delightful and enjoyable bite-sized game! I loved looking for all the secrets.
"Welcome to the Microsoft 365 Copilot app!"
Never has there been a better advertisement for Libre Office.
Never has there been a better advertisement for Libre Office.
January 6, 2026 at 12:15 AM
"Welcome to the Microsoft 365 Copilot app!"
Never has there been a better advertisement for Libre Office.
Never has there been a better advertisement for Libre Office.
Is it "wrong" to help people find the bombs and boomerang in Zelda 2?
January 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Is it "wrong" to help people find the bombs and boomerang in Zelda 2?
Finally! A chance to share my fan-casting for Jim Henson's LOTR!
December 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Finally! A chance to share my fan-casting for Jim Henson's LOTR!
Top of the hour, in about 15 minutes, I'll be continuing the Shell-A-Thon 4 raid train with:
- And updated look at the TMNT RPG book
- Teaching and demoing TMNT Munchkin
- Playing de-listed TMNT: Out of the Shadows Arcade mode
- SNES TMNT: Tournament Fighters CPU vs. CPU
www.twitch.tv/simonashtear
- And updated look at the TMNT RPG book
- Teaching and demoing TMNT Munchkin
- Playing de-listed TMNT: Out of the Shadows Arcade mode
- SNES TMNT: Tournament Fighters CPU vs. CPU
www.twitch.tv/simonashtear
SimonAshtear - Twitch
I was fortunate enough to have always had a computer in the home, ever since the '80s. I grew up mostly with the NES/SNES. I love games from all eras, especially when they provide something unique & n...
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December 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Top of the hour, in about 15 minutes, I'll be continuing the Shell-A-Thon 4 raid train with:
- And updated look at the TMNT RPG book
- Teaching and demoing TMNT Munchkin
- Playing de-listed TMNT: Out of the Shadows Arcade mode
- SNES TMNT: Tournament Fighters CPU vs. CPU
www.twitch.tv/simonashtear
- And updated look at the TMNT RPG book
- Teaching and demoing TMNT Munchkin
- Playing de-listed TMNT: Out of the Shadows Arcade mode
- SNES TMNT: Tournament Fighters CPU vs. CPU
www.twitch.tv/simonashtear
Puzzle Better and LaShorty Games continuing the TMNT Shell-A-Thon raid train!
www.twitch.tv/puzzlebetter
#Shellathon
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#Shellathon
December 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Puzzle Better and LaShorty Games continuing the TMNT Shell-A-Thon raid train!
www.twitch.tv/puzzlebetter
#Shellathon
www.twitch.tv/puzzlebetter
#Shellathon
Dude got roasted more than that guy in the wicker effigy.
December 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Dude got roasted more than that guy in the wicker effigy.
"Anger Explosion" ... check.
"Let's make a show of it!" ... check.
"We need Dinozord power, NOW!" ... proving difficult...
*Heavy metal MMPR riff plays.* *Explosions* *WeebleSpleen performs flashy kata and dramatic poses*
"Okay, now that everyone's here, we can begin this Zoom meeting."
"Let's make a show of it!" ... check.
"We need Dinozord power, NOW!" ... proving difficult...
*Heavy metal MMPR riff plays.* *Explosions* *WeebleSpleen performs flashy kata and dramatic poses*
"Okay, now that everyone's here, we can begin this Zoom meeting."
December 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"Anger Explosion" ... check.
"Let's make a show of it!" ... check.
"We need Dinozord power, NOW!" ... proving difficult...
*Heavy metal MMPR riff plays.* *Explosions* *WeebleSpleen performs flashy kata and dramatic poses*
"Okay, now that everyone's here, we can begin this Zoom meeting."
"Let's make a show of it!" ... check.
"We need Dinozord power, NOW!" ... proving difficult...
*Heavy metal MMPR riff plays.* *Explosions* *WeebleSpleen performs flashy kata and dramatic poses*
"Okay, now that everyone's here, we can begin this Zoom meeting."
When is Witchbrook coming out? Am I going to have to be the one to write a brand new 25% legally distinct fantasy about accepting and inclusive witchy schoolchildren in danger? Daniel Radcliff will be the school headmaster. Emma Watson will be a teacher. Rupert Grint will be a Puckish groundskeeper.
December 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
When is Witchbrook coming out? Am I going to have to be the one to write a brand new 25% legally distinct fantasy about accepting and inclusive witchy schoolchildren in danger? Daniel Radcliff will be the school headmaster. Emma Watson will be a teacher. Rupert Grint will be a Puckish groundskeeper.
I remember seeing video 10+ years ago of a cancelled prototype Megaman X FPS. It looked a little edgy, like that Bomberman Zero for XBOX, but- if Capcom did it right, they could have a hit as big as Metroid Prime or the new DOOMs. Mega Man Doom WADS always looked like great LAN party fun, too.
December 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I remember seeing video 10+ years ago of a cancelled prototype Megaman X FPS. It looked a little edgy, like that Bomberman Zero for XBOX, but- if Capcom did it right, they could have a hit as big as Metroid Prime or the new DOOMs. Mega Man Doom WADS always looked like great LAN party fun, too.
Sometime this evening I will be playing Fable II, unless some streaming friends go live that I have missed on Mondays for literally months. If I go live, I plan to post here and Discord.
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
When the series was only 3 years old, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa and Trevor Goddard as Kano defined their characters. Going forward from that moment, the now 30-year old world-wide sensation of a series, drew from them for inspiration. That's an acting legacy to be proud of.
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
When the series was only 3 years old, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa and Trevor Goddard as Kano defined their characters. Going forward from that moment, the now 30-year old world-wide sensation of a series, drew from them for inspiration. That's an acting legacy to be proud of.
Grab a beanbag chair and settle in!
KeyGlyph is streaming some strategic spy shenanigans in Invisible Inc.
www.twitch.tv/keyglyph
KeyGlyph is streaming some strategic spy shenanigans in Invisible Inc.
www.twitch.tv/keyglyph
Keyglyph - Twitch
SING THIS SONG IN THE AIR TO CALL THE PTERANODON
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December 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Grab a beanbag chair and settle in!
KeyGlyph is streaming some strategic spy shenanigans in Invisible Inc.
www.twitch.tv/keyglyph
KeyGlyph is streaming some strategic spy shenanigans in Invisible Inc.
www.twitch.tv/keyglyph
"A rocket launcher? How cute."
*Equips Super Missiles*
*Equips Super Missiles*
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
"A rocket launcher? How cute."
*Equips Super Missiles*
*Equips Super Missiles*
Reposted by Simon Ashtear
Come watch us stream Overcooked2! Twitch.tv/lashortygames @simonashtear.bsky.social @lashorty.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Come watch us stream Overcooked2! Twitch.tv/lashortygames @simonashtear.bsky.social @lashorty.bsky.social
Jim Henson's Lord of the Rings!
Discuss!
Who would you re-arrange, and why? I'm not 100% solid on even my own choices. I might swap Fozzie and Gonzo into Legolas and Gimli. But then who takes THEIR places?
Is there room for Rowlf, Sweetums, Professor Honeydew & Beaker? Frodo? Balrog?
(NOT FINAL)
Discuss!
Who would you re-arrange, and why? I'm not 100% solid on even my own choices. I might swap Fozzie and Gonzo into Legolas and Gimli. But then who takes THEIR places?
Is there room for Rowlf, Sweetums, Professor Honeydew & Beaker? Frodo? Balrog?
(NOT FINAL)
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Jim Henson's Lord of the Rings!
Discuss!
Who would you re-arrange, and why? I'm not 100% solid on even my own choices. I might swap Fozzie and Gonzo into Legolas and Gimli. But then who takes THEIR places?
Is there room for Rowlf, Sweetums, Professor Honeydew & Beaker? Frodo? Balrog?
(NOT FINAL)
Discuss!
Who would you re-arrange, and why? I'm not 100% solid on even my own choices. I might swap Fozzie and Gonzo into Legolas and Gimli. But then who takes THEIR places?
Is there room for Rowlf, Sweetums, Professor Honeydew & Beaker? Frodo? Balrog?
(NOT FINAL)
The big end-of-year annual Twitch Recaps are out. I'm somewhere in the top 10% of all Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows streamers (3rd year in a row!), AND somewhere (who can say precisely where?) in the top 10% of all Usagi Yojimbo: Way of the Ronin streamers!
December 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The big end-of-year annual Twitch Recaps are out. I'm somewhere in the top 10% of all Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows streamers (3rd year in a row!), AND somewhere (who can say precisely where?) in the top 10% of all Usagi Yojimbo: Way of the Ronin streamers!
Next time @ EVERYONE!!
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Next time @ EVERYONE!!
Should all of Chat be buying ice cream for the big 1,000? 🍦
December 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Should all of Chat be buying ice cream for the big 1,000? 🍦
It's Gävle season!
Lillbocken has been built by the Natural Science Association at Vasa School www.instagram.com/lillbocken/
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It's Gävle season!
Pharmacists have introduced their new child-proof pill bottle cap.
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Pharmacists have introduced their new child-proof pill bottle cap.
"You will be visited by 3 spirits..."
The Three Spirits:
The Three Spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
"You will be visited by 3 spirits..."
The Three Spirits:
The Three Spirits: