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Simon Ashtear
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3D Model and graphic designer, screenplay/novel writer, editor in chief of The Best Game Never Played.
https://thebestgameneverplayed.wordpress.com/
https://www.twitch.tv/simonashtear
When the series was only 3 years old, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa and Trevor Goddard as Kano defined their characters. Going forward from that moment, the now 30-year old world-wide sensation of a series, drew from them for inspiration. That's an acting legacy to be proud of.
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
"A rocket launcher? How cute."
*Equips Super Missiles*
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Next time @ EVERYONE!!
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Should all of Chat be buying ice cream for the big 1,000? 🍦
December 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It's Black Friday week. If ever there was the time to grab a new phone, It'd be now. A few years ago I got a 5G capable Android "Celero" smartphone for $50 from Boost Mobile. I've been very satisfied with it. No Apple ecosystem. 1/10th the price of other phones.

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Celero5G+
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November 26, 2025 at 8:22 AM
We've all got to learn.

I once tried to "help" and microwave Pop-Tarts for someone, and didn't know about the relationship between metal foil and microwaves.

I tried to do the dishes, and didn't know there's a critical difference between hand soap and dishwasher soap.
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I like this adaptation of Mowgli and Wolf-Brother Akela!
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Wow! I've never seen a Lady Riddel and/or Glenn from Chrono Cross. I don't think I've ever seen anyone cosplay anyone besides Serge, Kid, and Magil. Never the extended cast.
November 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
How does sinister raspy dude, Michael Wincott, wind up as a villain in TWO Alexandre Dumas adaptations. This, and the prison torturer "we whip you on your anniversary" guy in Count of Monte Cristo.
November 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
So, they're just a pawn shop, now? And from the list of DON'T-items, a pawn shop that doesn't deal in electronics? Are they TRYING to be irrelevant?
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Their shells probably get cold, too. Now I want to see Mikey proudly make and wear a giant, thick, orange, Hawaiian, Christmasy, or pizza-themed crochet yarn shell cover. And make one for all his brothers. And Splinter. "I made one for you, too, Dad!" 🧡🐀 That would be such a Mikey thing to do.
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Good grief, so many Qs. Does anyone think ANYONE talks like this? I've never heard someone so unenthused. He's playing w/ a bunch of people, but AI is his only friend? Is Amazon trying to kill Luna, their gaming division? If not, what would they do differently? I want nothing to do with any of this.
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Bummer! I saw the shadow of the two people and I thought this was an announcement for Haven 2! What a tranquil and intimate game. Like a very romantic Enemy Mine.
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM