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Simon Carline
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Another place for Dad posts and MUFC despair.
Losing the will to live trying to find one last ticket for tomorrow night 😩
April 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Either my Spotify app is having a bit of a moment, or the #MUFC sadness has well and truly washed over the Talk of the Devils lads.
March 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Boy do I hope there are a load of Bucharest tickets waiting to make themselves known in the next couple of weeks 🙏🏻 #MUFC
January 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Wonder how many people out there paid £66 a pop/£200 in total to watch us lose 3 home games in a row, in December of all times.

If that doesn’t destroy ticket demand, nothing will.
January 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Happy to see this new Sir Alex doc cover things beyond the treble.

Feels like every one produced about United recently stops at 99 and ignores the following 14 years 🤷🏻‍♂️ #MUFC
December 29, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Way too often, this team looks like nothing more than a bunch of glorified idiots.

Same mistakes, over and over again.
December 26, 2024 at 6:50 PM
It’s new shirt day for Iris! The old one is being retired now that Ella Toone has very kindly signed it to go up on the wall with her United flag 🫶🇾🇪

We’re going to get it framed with a Wembley photo and a print of Tooney’s wonder goal.

Thank you, Ella!

#MUFC #MUWomen
December 25, 2024 at 5:58 PM
We are the pride of all Europe, the cock of the North etc etc…🤦🏻‍♂️
December 22, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Untold amounts of dogshit goalkeeping in this game. Fucked it.
December 19, 2024 at 9:50 PM
It’s on like donkey kong here!
December 19, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Surely that Rashford Instagram story thing is fake?
December 19, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Scoreline aside, thought United looked dangerous for the majority of that half. They will play into our hands by default - just need to be clinical with chances.
December 19, 2024 at 8:51 PM
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I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him
December 18, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Posted without comment.
December 15, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Pep is gouging the fuck out of his fod tonight!
December 15, 2024 at 6:41 PM
You fucking beauty!!!!!
December 15, 2024 at 6:31 PM
There’s not a single second of any day when I don’t have the music from the crash site level of Astro Bot in my head.
December 12, 2024 at 8:21 AM
Wordle 1,270 3/6 🤘🏻

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December 10, 2024 at 8:26 AM
Game #30 of this kid’s football journey was a good one! 🇾🇪

She’s comfortably been to more games at 6 years old than I’d done by 20. Even started a few chants on Sunday 😄

#MUFC #MUWomen
December 9, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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The post Arsenal pod talking about corners, rainbows and Kath Phipps. Enjoy.

Podcast apps and Spotify
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YouTube
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December 5, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Arsenal genuinely don’t seem bothered whether any of their shots come to anything. If they get a deflection and a corner, they’re absolutely buzzin.

Fair fucks to them, but it ain’t particularly pretty.
December 4, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Iris just called me to her room cause she needed something, as I’m leaving to turn off the light she asks me what score United was.

Told her to guess, she says 5-0, tell her it was 4, she gives me a high five.

Doing something right ❤️🇾🇪
December 2, 2024 at 2:10 AM
NQAT is gold standard MUFC content week after week. Get on it.
The midweek pod is up. The return of 4-0 FC, Marcus scores, Zirkzee might be decent, confidence boost heading into Arsenal. With Ed and @danielharris.bsky.social

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Youtube
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December 2, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Many will undoubtedly disagree, but I felt it was nice to see Maguire get handed the armband when Bruno went off today.

Never got anywhere near after being stripped of it by ETH but he is definitely still one of the few leaders in the squad. #MUFC
December 2, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Are we all happy to settle down and watch MOTD2 tonight?
December 1, 2024 at 10:38 PM