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Simon Carline
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Another place for Dad posts and MUFC despair.
Either my Spotify app is having a bit of a moment, or the #MUFC sadness has well and truly washed over the Talk of the Devils lads.
March 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Happy to see this new Sir Alex doc cover things beyond the treble.

Feels like every one produced about United recently stops at 99 and ignores the following 14 years 🤷🏻‍♂️ #MUFC
December 29, 2024 at 1:31 AM
It’s new shirt day for Iris! The old one is being retired now that Ella Toone has very kindly signed it to go up on the wall with her United flag 🫶🇾🇪

We’re going to get it framed with a Wembley photo and a print of Tooney’s wonder goal.

Thank you, Ella!

#MUFC #MUWomen
December 25, 2024 at 5:58 PM
We are the pride of all Europe, the cock of the North etc etc…🤦🏻‍♂️
December 22, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Posted without comment.
December 15, 2024 at 7:04 PM
I’ve been playing this for the last few weeks with my girl - got it for her Birthday (and a little bit for me, obviously).

Today she brought this into my office, further evidence of why I’m wrapped around her finger 😄

❤️🎮🤖
December 13, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Game #30 of this kid’s football journey was a good one! 🇾🇪

She’s comfortably been to more games at 6 years old than I’d done by 20. Even started a few chants on Sunday 😄

#MUFC #MUWomen
December 9, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Many will undoubtedly disagree, but I felt it was nice to see Maguire get handed the armband when Bruno went off today.

Never got anywhere near after being stripped of it by ETH but he is definitely still one of the few leaders in the squad. #MUFC
December 2, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Up the 4-0 FC Reds! 🇾🇪 #MUFC
December 1, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Busby would like everyone to know that he now identifies as a Uni-Collie 🦄🐾
November 29, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Usually have extra affection for United shirts from title-winning seasons, but I’ve never got on-board with this one.
November 22, 2024 at 11:20 PM
When are they introducing the ‘same advert every three posts’ feature on BlueSky?
November 22, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Absolute dedication to the Friday Dinnertime Dog Walk Pint.
November 22, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Ahh, it’s an unsegregated freebie.
November 19, 2024 at 8:03 PM
The little lady’s sick day off school has doubled up as her own private snow day 🌨️
November 19, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Did anyone else get brought up by these ‘Manchester United on Video’ VHS tapes?

Simpler times. ❤️🇾🇪 #MUFC
November 17, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Ahh, probably a group discount thing. Thrifty.
November 14, 2024 at 4:18 PM
How much do you think Sir Jim charged Amorim for his Old Trafford Stadium Tour today?

Hopefully he got a bit of a staff discount. #MUFC
November 14, 2024 at 4:13 PM
I don’t envy your clean-up job on winter walks! Are you getting bonus points there for a United themed name?…
November 14, 2024 at 1:32 PM
This is Busby…he’s not bad between the sticks if we’re ever short. #MUFC
November 14, 2024 at 11:08 AM
Kobbie Mainoo and his lovely big dog is the sort of content we need during International breaks.

Any more United dogs out there?

#MUFC 🇾🇪🐾
November 14, 2024 at 10:56 AM
If you see this post a concert pic:

I keeping seeing those first, last, next gig posts but I’ve had nothing lined up since Alkaline Trio in the summer so I’m in incomplete.

Should probably rectify that.
November 13, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Tyrell Malacia, as I live and breathe!

Might get to make use of that Sky Sports+ channel once the young one is tucked up. #MUFC
November 12, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Who doesn’t enjoy a 93rd minute winner? I usually bring bad luck when I turn up at Spotland, but not today. #RAFC #UpTheDale
November 9, 2024 at 5:14 PM