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Simon the Most High
@simonheron.bsky.social
She/Her psychonaut, furry, teacher of tiny humans, lover and caretaker of small living things 🌱🦐🌿🍄🐠
I just successfully cut the long parts of my hair on my own! Hell yeah! Feels and nice and cleaned up
January 26, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Omg I just had sooooo much soup… time for soup coma parallel play time
January 25, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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such a lovely thing to think about
January 21, 2026 at 10:21 AM
I impulse bought a new child today
January 18, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Spider Gwen paint pour
January 18, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.

ME: How are you supposed to do it?

MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.

BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
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Clouds and brontosaurus
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Hell yeah! I’m back to being able to wear my pants I bought after my super stress weight loss back in 2021! 🥳
January 16, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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🤚👁️👁️✋ Pan's Labyrinth~

Ofelia, no...
January 14, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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Punk cat socializing with locals and forming a real sense of community (commission)
January 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I just, somewhat impulsively, booked a tattoo appointment for March and now I think I’m gonna vibrate with excitement for two months
January 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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I need one more act for the show I am throwing in March. If you are a poet or musician from either the furry or therian community, and you think you could fill a half hour set, then talk with me. I'd like to have this spot filled by the end of the week before I get our venue locked down.
January 12, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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everyone say thank you Francois
January 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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Far from home
January 11, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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do you like rats? do you like the thrill of blind boxes? do you want to be accosted by a deadbeat rat dad into adopting one of his many children? introducing RATCHAPON - a little ceramic rat with a prize inside? what’s the prize? who knows! gambling is fun!
January 10, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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The world feels rough right now

So please enjoy this shrimp, filmed off Cozumel, Mexico. It may be a larval reef shrimp, but we don’t know what species or how long it lives or what it eats. The world is still full of wonder and beauty and mystery.

🎥 @pedrovalenciam scuba diver on Insta
January 8, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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life mantra
January 7, 2026 at 8:19 AM
My heart belongs to Kiki’s Delivery Service. The light hearted mood and deep commentary about art and passion means so much to me
January 6, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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So…whatcha thinking about?
January 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
What I’m reading right now! Recommended to me by my dad and his book club!
January 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
It’s… really weird being the happiest I’ve ever been with my personal life at a time when the world is falling apart around me. Yay, but yikes, but I wanna keep having fun? But the world is on fire.
January 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 8:29 PM