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Simon Tugwell
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Glastonbury Festival Crew.
AFCON is insane!! 🤣🤯
January 18, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Temu Dave Grohl at The Range
January 18, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Our shirts are classy. Spuds look like they're just wearing theirs inside out.
January 10, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Are spuds wearing an all white shirt like we have for the last few years? 🤔
January 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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I went to a toddler class today and there was a toddler called Keith
January 9, 2026 at 12:13 PM
When you see a plate of bland grub after all the christmas stuff.
RICEEEEEEEEE
January 3, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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Unbelievably, #DuvetKnowItsChristmas generates such good will on social media that over the years we've raised somewhere approaching a quarter of a million quid for homeless charities. If you can spare a bob or two, sling some to Centrepoint, and here's the link: www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...
Donate to Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025, organized by Rhodri Marsden
Unbelievably, it's the 15th year of this thing. What is it? Improbably, the nig… Rhodri Marsden needs your support for Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025
www.gofundme.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
There was a guy in Dunelm yesterday hefting a cast iron pan in his hand, gently hitting it against his head. Then he would swing it in an over arm fashion as if striking someone.

Safe to say we moved away rather quickly.
December 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Give this a follow tomorrow. Outstanding stuff #onenightonly
Tomorrow evening it’ll be my annual duty to vaguely shepherd the activity on the #duvetknowitschristmas hashtag and urge people to give small sums to charity. 7.30pm? Something like that?
December 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Every fucking time...
December 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Air Fryer upgraded. Old one coming to a caravan on a farm in 2027. Nice little option to have for evening munchies 😋
December 6, 2025 at 11:20 AM
December 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My dad has recovered his grandfather's WW1 medals recently. No idea how they came to leave the family as his dad and uncle wouldn't have let them go, but our line of WW1 & WW2 medals is now back together.
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Great to see Raya come out of retirement 👏
November 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Littler missing the bull.
That 25 is a cunt
November 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Back from a break in Greece and found that even the top servers were on less than €6 an hour.

It's a stark reminder of why people would risk everything to come here for the chance of a better life, not just for themselves but for their families.
November 2, 2025 at 10:29 AM
What Hulk Hogan's T-Shirts miss most of all...
Getting ripped apart
October 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Resort band have fired up Toto.
October 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Good to see that both the Anti-Arsenal and Pro-Liverpool tax was in great supply this weekend.
October 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Wife's colleagues' husband (MEWP driver) was hired by the council to remove flags from places they shouldn't be (lamp posts, etc). 3 solid weeks of work done in mid Somerset at taxpayer expense.

Work now pulled due to the abuse the guy got for doing his job. It wasn't safe 1/2
October 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Me after dropping my iPhone in the toilet.
RICE!!!!!!!!!!!
October 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Last chance 🚨
September 29, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Why do the BBC always follow a news story about immigration with a story where an immigrant is involved in crime 🤔
September 26, 2025 at 9:33 AM