CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck)
@simplygeeky86.bsky.social
Movie buff, video game enthusiast, foodie, Proud Canadian, embarrassed Albertan and pretty gay overall. 🏳️🌈🖖🤓 Warped and sarcastic humour is my love language.
Speak friend, and enter. (Interpret that as you see fit)
Speak friend, and enter. (Interpret that as you see fit)
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Changed my Nintendo Online icon to Elder Kong in celebration of Donkey Kong Bananza. Why did I choose this icon you ask?
Well, as an Elder Millennial, I find myself tired from the daily pressures of life, and want nothing more than to retire and be a DJ in between naps.
Also, feel free to add! 😜
Well, as an Elder Millennial, I find myself tired from the daily pressures of life, and want nothing more than to retire and be a DJ in between naps.
Also, feel free to add! 😜
Why are you gay?
December 20, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Why are you gay?
It’s 1:42am here, and after over 7 hours am finally done Christmas baking.
- 70 ginger cookies
- 2 trays of Christmas crack
- 1 tray of peanut butter marshmallow squares
- 1 epically failed batch of brown butter chocolate chip cookies
- 5 Guinness down
- And a partridge in a fucking pear tree
- 70 ginger cookies
- 2 trays of Christmas crack
- 1 tray of peanut butter marshmallow squares
- 1 epically failed batch of brown butter chocolate chip cookies
- 5 Guinness down
- And a partridge in a fucking pear tree
December 20, 2025 at 8:42 AM
It’s 1:42am here, and after over 7 hours am finally done Christmas baking.
- 70 ginger cookies
- 2 trays of Christmas crack
- 1 tray of peanut butter marshmallow squares
- 1 epically failed batch of brown butter chocolate chip cookies
- 5 Guinness down
- And a partridge in a fucking pear tree
- 70 ginger cookies
- 2 trays of Christmas crack
- 1 tray of peanut butter marshmallow squares
- 1 epically failed batch of brown butter chocolate chip cookies
- 5 Guinness down
- And a partridge in a fucking pear tree
Listening to my Christmas playlist while baking, and this will always be one of my favourite songs this time of year. Why, you ask? Well that’s easy, because Batman Returns is a Christmas movie of course
December 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Listening to my Christmas playlist while baking, and this will always be one of my favourite songs this time of year. Why, you ask? Well that’s easy, because Batman Returns is a Christmas movie of course
I’m such a procrastinator for some things! I have about 7 hours to do all of my Christmas baking before the first holiday function tomorrow. Pray for me.
December 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’m such a procrastinator for some things! I have about 7 hours to do all of my Christmas baking before the first holiday function tomorrow. Pray for me.
Growing up in a small prairie hockey town, with some of my best friends being hockey players, I’m fucking screaming at this 😂🤣😂🤣
Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
December 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Growing up in a small prairie hockey town, with some of my best friends being hockey players, I’m fucking screaming at this 😂🤣😂🤣
The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go.
1996. It’s about goddamn time!
1996. It’s about goddamn time!
December 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go.
1996. It’s about goddamn time!
1996. It’s about goddamn time!
Who are your top 4 favourite characters in #StrangerThings, and why is it these four?
December 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Who are your top 4 favourite characters in #StrangerThings, and why is it these four?
Me when it happens
December 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Me when it happens
Ariana Grande wearing Bob Mackie, and the gays deity herself Cher on SNL.
The amount of homosexual energy in those 13 words cannot be measured. Saturday night may very well have so much gay energy, that Ultra Conservatives will literally be “Thanosed” from existence. 😂
The amount of homosexual energy in those 13 words cannot be measured. Saturday night may very well have so much gay energy, that Ultra Conservatives will literally be “Thanosed” from existence. 😂
December 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Ariana Grande wearing Bob Mackie, and the gays deity herself Cher on SNL.
The amount of homosexual energy in those 13 words cannot be measured. Saturday night may very well have so much gay energy, that Ultra Conservatives will literally be “Thanosed” from existence. 😂
The amount of homosexual energy in those 13 words cannot be measured. Saturday night may very well have so much gay energy, that Ultra Conservatives will literally be “Thanosed” from existence. 😂
Show me how your 2025 went.
December 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Show me how your 2025 went.
I’m ready, sir.
December 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I’m ready, sir.
What a heartbreakingly violent this weekend has been. Sending all my love to the victims and their families affected by such senseless violence. RIP to the victims of the Brown University shootings, Bondi Beach shootings and Rob & Michele Reiner. ❤️
December 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
What a heartbreakingly violent this weekend has been. Sending all my love to the victims and their families affected by such senseless violence. RIP to the victims of the Brown University shootings, Bondi Beach shootings and Rob & Michele Reiner. ❤️
This is what real bravery looks like. An unarmed, middle aged father of two taking down an armed gunman down with his bare hands. Ahmed El Ahmed is a hero, who saved many lives in doing this. Such a tragic weekend, my heart goes out to all of the victims and their families of Brown U. & Bondi Beach.
December 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
This is what real bravery looks like. An unarmed, middle aged father of two taking down an armed gunman down with his bare hands. Ahmed El Ahmed is a hero, who saved many lives in doing this. Such a tragic weekend, my heart goes out to all of the victims and their families of Brown U. & Bondi Beach.
Just finished Jay Kelly on Netflix. Not entirely sure what all the hype is about tbh? Adam Sandler was surprisingly good, because I wasn’t annoyed at any point. The film itself was good, well cast, but I wouldn’t watch it again, nor will I remember it at all once awards season is over. #FilmSky
December 11, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Just finished Jay Kelly on Netflix. Not entirely sure what all the hype is about tbh? Adam Sandler was surprisingly good, because I wasn’t annoyed at any point. The film itself was good, well cast, but I wouldn’t watch it again, nor will I remember it at all once awards season is over. #FilmSky
This f*ggot would like to remind the Christian Nationalists that the call is coming from inside your own damn house. Not drag queens, not the LGBTQ+. The real predators are the MAGAts you voted for, the ones that lead you in prayer, the ‘patriots’ recently pardoned from insurrection. These are facts
Christian nationalist pastor Joel Webbon calls on his fellow Christians to use the slur "faggot" in the fight against LGBTQ rights: "No, stop it, faggots. No, you will not convert my children. You're degenerates, you're predators, and you're evil." www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwat...
December 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
This f*ggot would like to remind the Christian Nationalists that the call is coming from inside your own damn house. Not drag queens, not the LGBTQ+. The real predators are the MAGAts you voted for, the ones that lead you in prayer, the ‘patriots’ recently pardoned from insurrection. These are facts
It’s so quiet.
(Retail and health care workers get it.)
(Retail and health care workers get it.)
It's your baby.
December 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It’s so quiet.
(Retail and health care workers get it.)
(Retail and health care workers get it.)
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie
😂😂
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 AM
😂😂
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: No Star Wars, LOTR, or Marvel
December 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: No Star Wars, LOTR, or Marvel
I’ll be fine. 😭 Hamnet is of the most beautifully devastating movies I’ve seen in years. Deserving of so many awards, but Jessie Buckley will definitely be sweeping Best Actress this year, as she kept my tears flowing throughout the entire second half. Paul Mescal is brilliant as well. #FilmSky
December 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I’ll be fine. 😭 Hamnet is of the most beautifully devastating movies I’ve seen in years. Deserving of so many awards, but Jessie Buckley will definitely be sweeping Best Actress this year, as she kept my tears flowing throughout the entire second half. Paul Mescal is brilliant as well. #FilmSky
I don’t know who this woman is, but in a photo of Trump showing off his celebrity trophies, why does she look like she’s being blackmailed to be there?
December 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I don’t know who this woman is, but in a photo of Trump showing off his celebrity trophies, why does she look like she’s being blackmailed to be there?
Until the paint peels from the walls, and the glass shatters and vibrates into particles of sand.
David Corenswet and Jonathan Bailey for Variety's Actors On Actors
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Until the paint peels from the walls, and the glass shatters and vibrates into particles of sand.
Got the Christmas lights up, groceries bought and am ready to hibernate for the weekend. Snowy cold weekend ahead, so planning to not leave the apartment, make jambalaya at some point, watch Stranger Things and play some Octopath Traveller 0.
And probably not wear pants. #selfcare
And probably not wear pants. #selfcare
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Got the Christmas lights up, groceries bought and am ready to hibernate for the weekend. Snowy cold weekend ahead, so planning to not leave the apartment, make jambalaya at some point, watch Stranger Things and play some Octopath Traveller 0.
And probably not wear pants. #selfcare
And probably not wear pants. #selfcare
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December 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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