That oOooOootter Sarah
@simsarah.bsky.social
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Freelance NPC. Recovering stagehand. Museum enthusiast. WoW guild leader. Wonky brained. Handcrafted word things. Always here for your cat pictures!
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I think I may need a penguin.
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I love it when you tell us about students like this. It just makes me happy knowing she’s out there being good and punk and kind.
simsarah.bsky.social
Dealers hate this one weird trick!
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Voting and unions, two of my favorite things!
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In case the actual serious reasons to be disgusted with the NYT aren't enough for you, Wirecutter posted this article and did not reference Sam Vimes ONCE:
Screenshot from NYT Wirecutter headlined "These Boots Have Lasted Me 12 Years. Unfortunately, They're $600" with a graphic of a pair of (presumably quite nice) boots.
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I saw a bunch of commentary before seeing a source and was sure this was just bluesky taking the piss and was curious about what foolishness prompted it…

I’ll just be over here banging my head on the table if anyone needs me.
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Not so much that one is a form of the other, but yes, ADHD and autism both fall under the neurodivergent umbrella, and there is a ton of symptom overlap/comorbidity between the two diagnoses.

It’s been depressingly common to hear “girls don’t get _____” so I imagine he just doesn’t.
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Oh for fuck’s sake.

I hate when something I thought was y’all making fun of a different thing turns out to be the actual factual.
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My work cell is on a TON of GOP ones and… they’re not well.
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Oh yeah, the mall has some, but they’re much more in the earlier, less impressive vein, I don’t think I’ve ever seen the pod style ones in a vending machine setup… best believe I’ll be on the lookout though!
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Just talking about it makes me want to visit the guy at Costco again on the way home from work today. Tho I’d feel bad to waste his time, since I definitely don’t have the money. (I’d make the room. I used to pack up my dining table every winter to make room for a Christmas tree, I can prioritize!)
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Yeah, in my mind they were still in the wasting-time-at-the-mall-Brookstone c. 1997 range, this thing was unrecognizable.

In addition to the rollers and kneaders and whatnot, it did this thing where it gripped your feet and just stretched your whole body… I want that in my life!
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Oh god, I just snorted my coffee.

(Also tree style tabs in Firefox is goated if you’re a tab hoarder like me.)

(But also also, I can’t *imagine* wanting anyone else to see my tab tendencies in the first place, yes, drag that shit out to a new window, what is this 1994?)
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Makes me wish I still lived in the district.
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Extra frustrated by poor planning and bad management today. Like you do.
simsarah.bsky.social
I consoled myself with a large box of little snack portions (2 cookies) of Milanos which have been brightening up my lunchbox at least? But the massage chair was KILLER.
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I tried out a fancy massage chair they were demoing at Costco this week and I have never been so close to spending 9k I don’t have…

(I mean, at least that isn’t secured by a real object like a car or house. I guess I’ve spent considerably more than 9k I don’t have on having a roof over our heads.)
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Ah yes, notoriously overstaffed *checks notes* AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL… with a deep bench of trainees too, I’m given to understand.