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simba the shipping ho ho hoe🎄
@simsby.bsky.social
queer. disabled. auDHD. 21+. they/them. MDNI🔞
aspiring writer and resident cryptid.
ask me about my ocs.

read the carrd! https://simsba.carrd.co/
ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/simbascrawls
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helloo nerds, geeks, and fellow freaks. the name's simba and i always have brainrot about somethin.

things you'll always find here:
🌙 yelling about ocs
🌙 book stuff
🌙 dragon age
🌙 other assorted (often farming) games
🌙 anime things
🌙 w/e my latest hyperfixation is

thread below for important stuff!
a drawing of a girl wearing a sailor suit
ALT: a drawing of a girl wearing a sailor suit
media.tenor.com
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The OpenAI ruling writers should know about 👀 (if your work was scraped for LLM training, this affects you). www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
OpenAI Loses Key Discovery Battle as It Cedes Ground to Authors in AI Lawsuits
The issue has been a major battleground in discovery. OpenAI could be on the hook for hundreds of millions, if not billions, of dollars if it was aware it was infringing on copyrighted material.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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the aroace philosophy of my life is that my friendships are *incredibly* important and that by elevating romantic relationships to some special category, we’ve effectively created a hyper-isolated society where we’re expected to depend on one person. that’s fucked and i’m changing it
yeah (“having people over” by chelsea fagan)
October 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
baby simba thought sakura and ino should kiss before clocking that sasuke and naruto might wanna kiss on purpose ngl... tho that second one wasn't far off (even if older me like shikanaru a lot more 🤣)
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
sakura x ino you'll always be famous to me and my first realization that maybe two girls might wanna kiss each other
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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What's even more fucked up about Wicked is Elphaba was going to ask the Wizard to de-green-ify her, something he wouldn't have been able to do; but instead, she (selflessly) asked him to help the animals, which was ENTIRELY within his power. And he just chose *not* to.
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
managed just under 500 words and i'm Struggling now so maybe that's where we leave things for today
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
every single website: buries everything in ads
my building urge every day:
a man is carrying a camera in front of a sign that says no parking fire lane keep clear at all times
Alt: a man carrying a computer outside and tossing it in a dumpster
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
stg i'm gonna start closing the youtube tab and reopening it until it starts with no ads at this point EVERY TIME i start a video and then do the same damn thing when they play another one i'm SO TIRED
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Sure, they've made an environmentally catastrophic mass hallucination disinformation plagiarism Clippy that will destabilize the world, but also their other goal is to replace human workers entirely and let us humans starve. A boycott of AI is the most important boycott of your entire life.
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
let's play the game of what fic will simba post next? a one shot? atla update? satosugu update? or charlisle update way too early?
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"you will be visited by three spirits."

the three spirits:
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
just woke from my slumber with the urge to Write so that's what i'll do with this sick day to make myself feel better
December 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
hi hello i just lost the game and now so have you ✨💕
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
time for nap
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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DON’T LET THEM FOOL YOU

Black Friday $ sales are higher this year because things are more expensive. So consumers aren’t buying more items, they’re just paying more them.
November 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
waiting to get the doc note for work so i can go hoooooome
November 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
oh gotta love the guilt i feel for calling out cause i feel like shit being multiplied cause my vacation starts in 7 days so i feel like calling out is a dick move
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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writers artists

🤝

getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝

🤝

criminals santa claus
March 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
i really just need a day where i sleep the whole time. like i know logically you can't 'catch up on sleep' but surely it would fix me
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i can't focus so i'm gonna curl up with my heating pad and maybe sleep... counting down the days to my vacation cause i NEED IT
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
i survived working The Cursed Shift and i am Exhausted... time to play game me thinks
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
why mobile never reminds me of alt text but my computer always does is still lost on me
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
i am hilarious i promise
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
my lockscreen and home screen are perfection rn
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
i know some of us worry the things we create might be cringe but we must embrace that cringe because there is no art ever made that was made without the artist being a lil weird first
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM