Michael sisto
@sistosterone.bsky.social
Weird Comedy person 👨🏻🦱
If anything here offends you blame your parents for raising such a dooshnozzle. Tell your friends
Malibu, Ca / Guantánamo Bay, Cuba
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https://www.instagram.com/sistosterone/
If anything here offends you blame your parents for raising such a dooshnozzle. Tell your friends
Malibu, Ca / Guantánamo Bay, Cuba
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
https://www.instagram.com/sistosterone/
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He couldn’t remember the pill’s name, but it was on the tip of the tongue.
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
He couldn’t remember the pill’s name, but it was on the tip of the tongue.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
I havnt urinated in a week..i suspect that’s why ive got a severe blinding pain in my side, but im not sure
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I havnt urinated in a week..i suspect that’s why ive got a severe blinding pain in my side, but im not sure
I learned about the upcoming mobile home movie by watching the trailer.
November 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I learned about the upcoming mobile home movie by watching the trailer.
The detective found the missing train by following the tracks.
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The detective found the missing train by following the tracks.
The food vendors negotiated a lower price at the stadium, but they had to make some concessions.
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The food vendors negotiated a lower price at the stadium, but they had to make some concessions.
A punctuation mark made a mess in the toilet. It must’ve been a colon.
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
A punctuation mark made a mess in the toilet. It must’ve been a colon.
To earn a college degree in eating, students need a lot of courses.
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
To earn a college degree in eating, students need a lot of courses.
During the trial, the demagnetized piece of iron was cleared of all charges.
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
During the trial, the demagnetized piece of iron was cleared of all charges.
If your cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud?
November 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If your cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud?
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Arachnophobia is so wrong. Just let spiders get married.
October 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Arachnophobia is so wrong. Just let spiders get married.
I missed my mini Hindustani stringed instrument practice because I couldn’t find a baby sitar.
October 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I missed my mini Hindustani stringed instrument practice because I couldn’t find a baby sitar.
if olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from?
October 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
if olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from?
Sometimes you just cant unpoop something
October 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Sometimes you just cant unpoop something
The cheese spent a lot of time at the gym hoping to get shredded.
October 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The cheese spent a lot of time at the gym hoping to get shredded.
If you disagree with your tailor, he’ll tell you to suit yourself.
October 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If you disagree with your tailor, he’ll tell you to suit yourself.
I should’ve known that my friend would get fired from the road department for stealing. The last time I was at his house, all the signs were there.
October 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I should’ve known that my friend would get fired from the road department for stealing. The last time I was at his house, all the signs were there.
Sad news about the fire that destroyed the shoe factory. Hundreds of soles were lost.
October 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Sad news about the fire that destroyed the shoe factory. Hundreds of soles were lost.
I can’t believe viruses and bacteria enter my body without permission. It makes me sick.
October 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I can’t believe viruses and bacteria enter my body without permission. It makes me sick.
When visiting Cuba, plan on havana good time.
October 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
When visiting Cuba, plan on havana good time.
People who get into sports fishing really get hooked.
October 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
People who get into sports fishing really get hooked.
To the thief who stole my antidepressants yesterday, I hope you’re happy.
October 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
To the thief who stole my antidepressants yesterday, I hope you’re happy.
The tiny bait fish said, “if you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
October 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The tiny bait fish said, “if you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
The student said she was late for class because she was in the bathroom, but the teacher thought she was stalling.
October 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The student said she was late for class because she was in the bathroom, but the teacher thought she was stalling.