SitcomReality
@sitcomreality.bsky.social
Radical egalitarian writer ✍️, lyricist 🎶, sporadic graphic artist 🎨, dev of unfinished games & websites 🤓, involuntary occupant of unceded land 🇦🇺
Laughing at this farce is the only way not to cry.
Whatever you wish for Palestinians is what you deserve 🇵🇸
Laughing at this farce is the only way not to cry.
Whatever you wish for Palestinians is what you deserve 🇵🇸
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SitcomReality Content Warning: reality can be more absurd than any sitcom.
Some episodes focus on art, game dev and linguistics, but this show is also about political rage against a broken world.
Sometimes the humor is black and the laugh track is silenced.
Viewer discretion is advised.
Some episodes focus on art, game dev and linguistics, but this show is also about political rage against a broken world.
Sometimes the humor is black and the laugh track is silenced.
Viewer discretion is advised.
What in the Nazi fuck @bsky.app @moderation.bsky.app?
How is my response rude, but "Fuck Somalis" and "fuck you to FreePalestine rat cowards" isn't?
Are you making the mechahitler of labeling algorithms? #moderation #racism #fascism #bluesky #bsky #prejudice #hate #rude #label #whitenationalism
How is my response rude, but "Fuck Somalis" and "fuck you to FreePalestine rat cowards" isn't?
Are you making the mechahitler of labeling algorithms? #moderation #racism #fascism #bluesky #bsky #prejudice #hate #rude #label #whitenationalism
January 2, 2026 at 6:28 PM
What in the Nazi fuck @bsky.app @moderation.bsky.app?
How is my response rude, but "Fuck Somalis" and "fuck you to FreePalestine rat cowards" isn't?
Are you making the mechahitler of labeling algorithms? #moderation #racism #fascism #bluesky #bsky #prejudice #hate #rude #label #whitenationalism
How is my response rude, but "Fuck Somalis" and "fuck you to FreePalestine rat cowards" isn't?
Are you making the mechahitler of labeling algorithms? #moderation #racism #fascism #bluesky #bsky #prejudice #hate #rude #label #whitenationalism
People who never used the term "innocent victim" for 3 years of livestreamed genocide are suddenly repeating it nonstop after Bondi.
Cos "innocence" isn't based on values or actions, it's based on whiteness. White supremacists can be innocent while kissing bombs but having melanin is a capital sin.
Cos "innocence" isn't based on values or actions, it's based on whiteness. White supremacists can be innocent while kissing bombs but having melanin is a capital sin.
January 2, 2026 at 6:01 PM
People who never used the term "innocent victim" for 3 years of livestreamed genocide are suddenly repeating it nonstop after Bondi.
Cos "innocence" isn't based on values or actions, it's based on whiteness. White supremacists can be innocent while kissing bombs but having melanin is a capital sin.
Cos "innocence" isn't based on values or actions, it's based on whiteness. White supremacists can be innocent while kissing bombs but having melanin is a capital sin.
Fighting white supremacy AND terrorist immigrants trying to invade America...
Also I don't want to skeetshame but that 1 share and like is just you lol. Even I don't have the audacity to like and reshare my own posts every single time I blurt out a slight variation of the same sequence of slurs.
Also I don't want to skeetshame but that 1 share and like is just you lol. Even I don't have the audacity to like and reshare my own posts every single time I blurt out a slight variation of the same sequence of slurs.
January 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Fighting white supremacy AND terrorist immigrants trying to invade America...
Also I don't want to skeetshame but that 1 share and like is just you lol. Even I don't have the audacity to like and reshare my own posts every single time I blurt out a slight variation of the same sequence of slurs.
Also I don't want to skeetshame but that 1 share and like is just you lol. Even I don't have the audacity to like and reshare my own posts every single time I blurt out a slight variation of the same sequence of slurs.
"Your oligarch doesn't even know how to play polo!" I declare, adjusting my monocle wealthily. The other children on the playground cry tears of defeat and humiliation.
Once again, I have won recess.
Once again, I have won recess.
Canada: Our Prime Minster studied at Oxford and Harvard, was the Governor of both the Banks of England and Canada, and is recognized as one of the sharpest financial minds around.
America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
"Your oligarch doesn't even know how to play polo!" I declare, adjusting my monocle wealthily. The other children on the playground cry tears of defeat and humiliation.
Once again, I have won recess.
Once again, I have won recess.
I love The Convention on tumblr of making random proper nouns, turning some mundane phrase into a title or a whole character with Arbitrary Capitalization.
It's a charming dialectal novelty and I hope it never spreads beyond tumblr because it'd very quickly become Truly Fucking Annoying.
It's a charming dialectal novelty and I hope it never spreads beyond tumblr because it'd very quickly become Truly Fucking Annoying.
January 2, 2026 at 8:52 AM
I love The Convention on tumblr of making random proper nouns, turning some mundane phrase into a title or a whole character with Arbitrary Capitalization.
It's a charming dialectal novelty and I hope it never spreads beyond tumblr because it'd very quickly become Truly Fucking Annoying.
It's a charming dialectal novelty and I hope it never spreads beyond tumblr because it'd very quickly become Truly Fucking Annoying.
An essential foundation of right-wing ideology is that there's only a finite amount of justice, dignity and agency to go around.
If you buy into the idea those can be depleted then you're going to ration rights to the deserving members of an in-group, and everyone else becomes A Problem to Solve.
If you buy into the idea those can be depleted then you're going to ration rights to the deserving members of an in-group, and everyone else becomes A Problem to Solve.
January 2, 2026 at 8:40 AM
An essential foundation of right-wing ideology is that there's only a finite amount of justice, dignity and agency to go around.
If you buy into the idea those can be depleted then you're going to ration rights to the deserving members of an in-group, and everyone else becomes A Problem to Solve.
If you buy into the idea those can be depleted then you're going to ration rights to the deserving members of an in-group, and everyone else becomes A Problem to Solve.
Hmm this is a novel idea. I wonder if reactionary chauvinism will save us from reactionary chauvinism.
Democrats are literally just white supremacist colonialists who'd prefer to be called woke than racist.
Blue MAGA is somehow less self-aware than its identical twin in a red hat.
Democrats are literally just white supremacist colonialists who'd prefer to be called woke than racist.
Blue MAGA is somehow less self-aware than its identical twin in a red hat.
January 2, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Hmm this is a novel idea. I wonder if reactionary chauvinism will save us from reactionary chauvinism.
Democrats are literally just white supremacist colonialists who'd prefer to be called woke than racist.
Blue MAGA is somehow less self-aware than its identical twin in a red hat.
Democrats are literally just white supremacist colonialists who'd prefer to be called woke than racist.
Blue MAGA is somehow less self-aware than its identical twin in a red hat.
MUSTARD (n.) a sauce that burns later.
lit. "small delay"
MUS from Greek mus ("mouse") + TARD from Latin tardus ("slow, sluggish")
See also:
* retard ("hinder, delay")
* tardy ("late, slow")
* TARDIS ("time-stopping device")
#etymology #linguisticshumor #fakeetymology #nerdjoke
lit. "small delay"
MUS from Greek mus ("mouse") + TARD from Latin tardus ("slow, sluggish")
See also:
* retard ("hinder, delay")
* tardy ("late, slow")
* TARDIS ("time-stopping device")
#etymology #linguisticshumor #fakeetymology #nerdjoke
January 2, 2026 at 7:21 AM
MUSTARD (n.) a sauce that burns later.
lit. "small delay"
MUS from Greek mus ("mouse") + TARD from Latin tardus ("slow, sluggish")
See also:
* retard ("hinder, delay")
* tardy ("late, slow")
* TARDIS ("time-stopping device")
#etymology #linguisticshumor #fakeetymology #nerdjoke
lit. "small delay"
MUS from Greek mus ("mouse") + TARD from Latin tardus ("slow, sluggish")
See also:
* retard ("hinder, delay")
* tardy ("late, slow")
* TARDIS ("time-stopping device")
#etymology #linguisticshumor #fakeetymology #nerdjoke
The idea of a "two state solution" has always been outrageously evil to me. Did Nazis get to carve off half of Poland to keep because they'd killed, raped and stolen enough to claim it?
There's no acceptable solution to a fucking holocaust that doesn't result in millions of Nazis suffering.
There's no acceptable solution to a fucking holocaust that doesn't result in millions of Nazis suffering.
Why should a Palestinian family with centuries‑deep roots in Hebron, Nablus, or Bethlehem be required to move to a new “Palestinian state” to enjoy equal rights, while a Jew from Brooklyn with no known ancestral connection to the land is invited to take over that family’s home and call it “return?”
The Two‑State Delusion
Something’s wrong when Zionists say, “I support a two‑state solution.”
open.substack.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The idea of a "two state solution" has always been outrageously evil to me. Did Nazis get to carve off half of Poland to keep because they'd killed, raped and stolen enough to claim it?
There's no acceptable solution to a fucking holocaust that doesn't result in millions of Nazis suffering.
There's no acceptable solution to a fucking holocaust that doesn't result in millions of Nazis suffering.
Lotsa people are enjoying the end of year in a way that suggests they think that The Bad Things expire when the calendar changes...
I'm naturally predisposed to optimism but golly gosh some people really need to remember that in we're going to wake up in 2026 in the bed we went to sleep in in 2025.
I'm naturally predisposed to optimism but golly gosh some people really need to remember that in we're going to wake up in 2026 in the bed we went to sleep in in 2025.
December 31, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Lotsa people are enjoying the end of year in a way that suggests they think that The Bad Things expire when the calendar changes...
I'm naturally predisposed to optimism but golly gosh some people really need to remember that in we're going to wake up in 2026 in the bed we went to sleep in in 2025.
I'm naturally predisposed to optimism but golly gosh some people really need to remember that in we're going to wake up in 2026 in the bed we went to sleep in in 2025.
Liberals pretend they're allies during the moments it's convenient for them but as long as they cling to capitalism & nationalism, they will always side with fascists.
I made a #venndiagram to show the values #liberalism shares with other ideologies. #leftism #communism #fascism #democrats
I made a #venndiagram to show the values #liberalism shares with other ideologies. #leftism #communism #fascism #democrats
December 31, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Liberals pretend they're allies during the moments it's convenient for them but as long as they cling to capitalism & nationalism, they will always side with fascists.
I made a #venndiagram to show the values #liberalism shares with other ideologies. #leftism #communism #fascism #democrats
I made a #venndiagram to show the values #liberalism shares with other ideologies. #leftism #communism #fascism #democrats
It's terrifying & infuriating seeing the real potential of nascent AI technologies - & the dangers they bring - while so many people are just broadcasting diffuse anger. That's not helping.
We're accelerating towards a fork in a river. Slowing down or getting out isn't an option.
We need to steer.
We're accelerating towards a fork in a river. Slowing down or getting out isn't an option.
We need to steer.
December 31, 2025 at 9:48 AM
It's terrifying & infuriating seeing the real potential of nascent AI technologies - & the dangers they bring - while so many people are just broadcasting diffuse anger. That's not helping.
We're accelerating towards a fork in a river. Slowing down or getting out isn't an option.
We need to steer.
We're accelerating towards a fork in a river. Slowing down or getting out isn't an option.
We need to steer.
Using AI is destroying the planet and democracy!
- Sent from my Eternally Radioactive Microplastic 31+ while climbing into my Childcrusher Tarchewer on my way home to my McMansion built with genocide & slavery where I will collect my Disney Sweatshop Fit that was delivered by an Amazon Piss Truck.
- Sent from my Eternally Radioactive Microplastic 31+ while climbing into my Childcrusher Tarchewer on my way home to my McMansion built with genocide & slavery where I will collect my Disney Sweatshop Fit that was delivered by an Amazon Piss Truck.
December 31, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Using AI is destroying the planet and democracy!
- Sent from my Eternally Radioactive Microplastic 31+ while climbing into my Childcrusher Tarchewer on my way home to my McMansion built with genocide & slavery where I will collect my Disney Sweatshop Fit that was delivered by an Amazon Piss Truck.
- Sent from my Eternally Radioactive Microplastic 31+ while climbing into my Childcrusher Tarchewer on my way home to my McMansion built with genocide & slavery where I will collect my Disney Sweatshop Fit that was delivered by an Amazon Piss Truck.
Who's excited to revel in Australia's genocide supporter capital tonight, waiting to see if there's more blowback or false flags, while surrounded by the twitchy child-strip-searcher NSW cops who recently bashed a Greens candidate and are now armed with automatic rifles? #auspol #nye #sydney #nsw
December 31, 2025 at 8:16 AM
The unassailable meaning of "antisemitic" is "racist towards white people".
Unless you're referring to Semitic language speakers, saying "antisemitism" is overtly just another way of saying "anti-white".
Don't use Nazi white power dogwhistles unless you wanna be treated like a Nazi.
Unless you're referring to Semitic language speakers, saying "antisemitism" is overtly just another way of saying "anti-white".
Don't use Nazi white power dogwhistles unless you wanna be treated like a Nazi.
If you still use "antisemitism" to single out The White Religion and distinguish it from The Primitive Beliefs Of The Savages, you're just depraved.
Countless millions of Semitic language speakers - generations of literal "Semites" - have been exterminated for this sick white supremacist DARVO.
Countless millions of Semitic language speakers - generations of literal "Semites" - have been exterminated for this sick white supremacist DARVO.
"Antisemitism" is not even a dogwhistle. It's just flagrant, overt white supremacy.
Calling white people #antisemitic is the same calling them "race traitors".
When it's directed at non-white people, its the same violent hatred as "terrorist" or the n-word. #racism #zionism #fascism #propaganda
Calling white people #antisemitic is the same calling them "race traitors".
When it's directed at non-white people, its the same violent hatred as "terrorist" or the n-word. #racism #zionism #fascism #propaganda
December 31, 2025 at 7:59 AM
The unassailable meaning of "antisemitic" is "racist towards white people".
Unless you're referring to Semitic language speakers, saying "antisemitism" is overtly just another way of saying "anti-white".
Don't use Nazi white power dogwhistles unless you wanna be treated like a Nazi.
Unless you're referring to Semitic language speakers, saying "antisemitism" is overtly just another way of saying "anti-white".
Don't use Nazi white power dogwhistles unless you wanna be treated like a Nazi.
If you still use "antisemitism" to single out The White Religion and distinguish it from The Primitive Beliefs Of The Savages, you're just depraved.
Countless millions of Semitic language speakers - generations of literal "Semites" - have been exterminated for this sick white supremacist DARVO.
Countless millions of Semitic language speakers - generations of literal "Semites" - have been exterminated for this sick white supremacist DARVO.
"Antisemitism" is not even a dogwhistle. It's just flagrant, overt white supremacy.
Calling white people #antisemitic is the same calling them "race traitors".
When it's directed at non-white people, its the same violent hatred as "terrorist" or the n-word. #racism #zionism #fascism #propaganda
Calling white people #antisemitic is the same calling them "race traitors".
When it's directed at non-white people, its the same violent hatred as "terrorist" or the n-word. #racism #zionism #fascism #propaganda
December 31, 2025 at 7:30 AM
If you still use "antisemitism" to single out The White Religion and distinguish it from The Primitive Beliefs Of The Savages, you're just depraved.
Countless millions of Semitic language speakers - generations of literal "Semites" - have been exterminated for this sick white supremacist DARVO.
Countless millions of Semitic language speakers - generations of literal "Semites" - have been exterminated for this sick white supremacist DARVO.
"Antisemitism" is not even a dogwhistle. It's just flagrant, overt white supremacy.
Calling white people #antisemitic is the same calling them "race traitors".
When it's directed at non-white people, its the same violent hatred as "terrorist" or the n-word. #racism #zionism #fascism #propaganda
Calling white people #antisemitic is the same calling them "race traitors".
When it's directed at non-white people, its the same violent hatred as "terrorist" or the n-word. #racism #zionism #fascism #propaganda
December 31, 2025 at 7:10 AM
"Antisemitism" is not even a dogwhistle. It's just flagrant, overt white supremacy.
Calling white people #antisemitic is the same calling them "race traitors".
When it's directed at non-white people, its the same violent hatred as "terrorist" or the n-word. #racism #zionism #fascism #propaganda
Calling white people #antisemitic is the same calling them "race traitors".
When it's directed at non-white people, its the same violent hatred as "terrorist" or the n-word. #racism #zionism #fascism #propaganda
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300,000+ marched against internationally recognised #Genocide @chrisminnsmp.bsky.social
Average Australians: Parents, grandparents, and children.
Do you think accusing normal #Australia of #Extremism is a winning strategy?
That 300,000 is a small percentage of the people you're pissing off.
Average Australians: Parents, grandparents, and children.
Do you think accusing normal #Australia of #Extremism is a winning strategy?
That 300,000 is a small percentage of the people you're pissing off.
December 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
300,000+ marched against internationally recognised #Genocide @chrisminnsmp.bsky.social
Average Australians: Parents, grandparents, and children.
Do you think accusing normal #Australia of #Extremism is a winning strategy?
That 300,000 is a small percentage of the people you're pissing off.
Average Australians: Parents, grandparents, and children.
Do you think accusing normal #Australia of #Extremism is a winning strategy?
That 300,000 is a small percentage of the people you're pissing off.
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⚡ If China published dossiers of Australians they are tracking and monitoring, all hell would break loose in media and Canberra.
⚡ Israel is doing exactly that and media and Canberra are silent.
#auspol
⚡ Israel is doing exactly that and media and Canberra are silent.
#auspol
December 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
⚡ If China published dossiers of Australians they are tracking and monitoring, all hell would break loose in media and Canberra.
⚡ Israel is doing exactly that and media and Canberra are silent.
#auspol
⚡ Israel is doing exactly that and media and Canberra are silent.
#auspol
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Arundati Roy
December 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Arundati Roy
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"If you haven’t been called anti-semitic, you’re not fighting hard enough for Palestine."
open.substack.com/pub/weaverbe...
open.substack.com/pub/weaverbe...
The Loudest Voice
The ABC and SBS are both parroting the line that there are ‘rising calls’ for a Royal Commission into the Bondi Beach shooting.
open.substack.com
December 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
"If you haven’t been called anti-semitic, you’re not fighting hard enough for Palestine."
open.substack.com/pub/weaverbe...
open.substack.com/pub/weaverbe...
#auspol we must put a stop to violence targeted at a historically oppressed minority.
First nations people in police custody must be given automatic weapons to defend themselves from the deadly cruelty of The White Australia Policy aka "social cohesion" #antisemitism #israel #terrorism #acab #bondi
First nations people in police custody must be given automatic weapons to defend themselves from the deadly cruelty of The White Australia Policy aka "social cohesion" #antisemitism #israel #terrorism #acab #bondi
December 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
#auspol we must put a stop to violence targeted at a historically oppressed minority.
First nations people in police custody must be given automatic weapons to defend themselves from the deadly cruelty of The White Australia Policy aka "social cohesion" #antisemitism #israel #terrorism #acab #bondi
First nations people in police custody must be given automatic weapons to defend themselves from the deadly cruelty of The White Australia Policy aka "social cohesion" #antisemitism #israel #terrorism #acab #bondi
I thought it was time to write my first Christmas Carol.
It's called "Bomb The Manger".
#seasonsgreeting #festivus #christmas #hanukkah #thanksgiving #lyrics #songlyrics #poem #poetry #satire #christmascarol #notthedickensvariety #palestine #israel #bethlehem #jesus #mary #rudolph #santa #reindeer
It's called "Bomb The Manger".
#seasonsgreeting #festivus #christmas #hanukkah #thanksgiving #lyrics #songlyrics #poem #poetry #satire #christmascarol #notthedickensvariety #palestine #israel #bethlehem #jesus #mary #rudolph #santa #reindeer
December 24, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I thought it was time to write my first Christmas Carol.
It's called "Bomb The Manger".
#seasonsgreeting #festivus #christmas #hanukkah #thanksgiving #lyrics #songlyrics #poem #poetry #satire #christmascarol #notthedickensvariety #palestine #israel #bethlehem #jesus #mary #rudolph #santa #reindeer
It's called "Bomb The Manger".
#seasonsgreeting #festivus #christmas #hanukkah #thanksgiving #lyrics #songlyrics #poem #poetry #satire #christmascarol #notthedickensvariety #palestine #israel #bethlehem #jesus #mary #rudolph #santa #reindeer
You know what? I'm going to log on even harder.
October 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
You know what? I'm going to log on even harder.
"I wish I'd been more polite to fascists so I'd been more popular on that abandoned social media cesspit
Especially on that sky one. Some of the fascists only supported some mild genocide to benefit themselves a little bit, but otherwise we had similar values.
Could have had so many followers..."
Especially on that sky one. Some of the fascists only supported some mild genocide to benefit themselves a little bit, but otherwise we had similar values.
Could have had so many followers..."
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
"I wish I'd been more polite to fascists so I'd been more popular on that abandoned social media cesspit
Especially on that sky one. Some of the fascists only supported some mild genocide to benefit themselves a little bit, but otherwise we had similar values.
Could have had so many followers..."
Especially on that sky one. Some of the fascists only supported some mild genocide to benefit themselves a little bit, but otherwise we had similar values.
Could have had so many followers..."