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Skalos @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social · Apr 3

From the author of Lazy Scales comes a new draconic adventure! Join Ash, Albuca, Pike, and others as they journey through the world of Drakona and learn what it means to truly belong! Preorders available now! Releasing worldwide on May 13th!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0F1NDCJQ1

Skalos @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social · 12h

He's just the commander deck variant, but yeah he's probably mono-black all the way down

Skalos @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social · 12h

Here's Splinter from the commander deck

Skalos @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social · 12h

Oh it's this version of rat king! Oh shit #MTGxTMNT

Skalos @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social · 13h

They kinda are, yeah! Supershredder especially is gonna go hard in aristocrats decks

Skalos @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social · 13h

We've only seen a handful of cards but already #MTGxTMNT is looking a million times better than Spider-man
Like these cards are all flavor slamdunks and look fun to play to boot.
Seriously, Bopsteady being a vanilla beatstick with a downside? Peak flavor design, I tip my hat to you.

Skalos @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social · 13h

a man in a suit and tie is running down a sidewalk with the words let me in written on it .

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Skalos @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social · 13h

Bebop and Rocksteady being a giant beatstick with a downside and no actual usable abilities is such a flavor slamdunk. Well done, 10/10, no notes

Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 14h

Prepare to clash against your favorite TMNT villains! Here are a few you'll come across in #MTGxTMNT.

This image depicts the card "Super Shredder". One Mana, one black. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Human. Mythic rarity.

Card Art: This is an illustration of the gigantic monterous mutated form of a man, his once well fitted armor cutting into his body like sharp metallic spines. The mutant reaches towards the viewer with a claw as it rushes through any obsticle in his way.

Rules text: Menace.
Whenever another permanent leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Super Shreder.

Flavor text: "I have molded myself into perfection, Hamato. Look upon me, and know fear."

This image depicts the card "Krang, Master Mind". Six mana, two blue. Legendary Artifact Creature - Utrom Warrior. Rare Rarity.

Card art:
This illustration shows a squid like being wearing a bipedal mechanical suit. It's head is covered by a orb helmet while its tentacles pop out of 'arm' holes to hold up two large drills. The creature laughs maniacally.

Rules text: Affinity for Artifacts. (This spell costs One Mana less to cast for each artifact you control.)
When Krang enters, if you have fewer than four cards in hand, draw cards equal to the difference.
Krang gets +1/+0 for each other artifact you control. Power one/toughness four.

This image depicts the card "Bebop & Rocksteady". One mana, two black or green. Legendary Creature - Boar Rhio Mutant. Rare rarity.

Card art: This illustration depicts two mutants: A humanoid boar and a humanoid rhino. The pair stand gloriously upon the wreckage of cars as colorful sprays of energy explode behind them. The Rhino holds a large tire above his head.

Rules text: Whenever Bebop & Rocksteady attack or block, sacrifice a permanent unless you discard a card.

Flavor text: "They'll beat you with firsts, with a bat, with a knife. / So don't try to steop them, just run for your life! / Get set and get ready, / For Bebop & Rocksteady!"

Skalos @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social · 14h

I'd build a cube if I actually had people to play it with.

Skalos @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social · 15h

SHOW ME THE BOYS

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Skalos @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social · 15h

What's LGBT stand for? Wrong answers only.

LETS GET down to BUSINESS. TO defeat the huns!

Meanwhile Shang to the trans boys

Skalos @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social · 19h

TODAY'S THE DAY
SHOW ME THE BOYS, SHOW ME SHREDDER, SHOW ME BEBOP AND ROCKSTEADY
#tmnt #mtg

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Skalos @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social · 1d

That's the thing. They know I learn best this way, but the people who could train me are so rarely available...

Skalos @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social · 1d

I'm so sick and tired of not knowing what I'm doing when it comes to this job. I don't learn via written documents or some dude lecturing me, I need to be walked through this shit a few times before it sinks in.

Skalos @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social · 1d

Actually, this set's hunter archetype seems tailor-made for a hellbent playstyle. This card will likely be extremely good.

Skalos @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social · 1d

Oh they're giving priests handbuffs now.
Oh I don't like that
#hearthstone

Skalos @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social · 1d

These are, in theory, VERY COOL. The current aggro priest shit has been frustrating and I would love a return to form with a more control-oriented priest deck.
However at 10 mana to get the motor running these feel borderline unplayable in current day hearthstone
#hearthstone

Skalos @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social · 1d

... how haven't I rolled a Dracthyr Lewis yet???

Skalos @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social · 1d

Oh I wanf this to be good because it's REALLY funny
#hearthstone

Skalos @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social · 2d

Blizzard when Dracthyr players ask for anything

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Chu @raizap.com · 2d

So, I was wondering... what if I made a dragon variant of my "Pawsitive Transfurmation" shirt?

Any interest out there in "Rawr-sitive Transformation"?
🧍‍♂️✨☁🐲

[ #art #furryart ]

A design of a sad person happy to find themselves transforming into a dragon, surrounded by sparkling yellow, pink, and cyan clouds.
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A design of a sad person happy to find themselves transforming into a werewolf, surrounded by sparkling yellow, pink, and cyan clouds.
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Skalos @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social · 2d

Hi yes yes yes

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Skalos @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe after remix, I dunno.

Skalos @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social · 2d

The Eternal Bazaar could have been an Evoker class hall. It wouldn't have been a lot of work to set up and it would have been throwing us a bone after nerfing us into the ground repeatedly

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💚WritingWillona💚🌹 @writingwillona.bsky.social · 3d

I wanna give a shout out to my friend @shikushtaka.bsky.social who does SO much art every single day.

The cheapest option on their patreon is so much of a steal and everyday you get so much art from them which is not only well done, but so dang creative as well!!!

Skalos @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social · 3d

Ah yes. Not burnt out but ready to move tf on already. Yeah I've been there before...