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Skalos
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🔞 | Author | Streamer | IT | Dragon ΘΔ | 32yo | He/They | sometimes NSFW | Minors and human PFPs DNI

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Book 2 of The Lost Firebreather series, follow Ash and Pike as their journey continues. They're both heading to the same destination, but for very different reasons...
Available NOW on Audible! Releasing in eBook and Paperback on November 14th!
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Sometimes this is how that answer feels.
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Greetings fellow humans. I am not a vicious predator. You can trust me among your herd and with your wounded or vulnerable.

Oh that is not my stomach growling that's just me growling I am warding off predators don't worry it is very safe you are in no danger do not run

#dragonposting
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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MFF’s abit of a bust for us in the dealers den, we’re still open for one more day

S-2 If you still can’t find us, ask front desk on the left for directions or seek any map boards
If you are at MFF and want to check out some awesome furry merch drop by my friend @v-art.co.uk 's booth. They are showing off some of the new paw shoe colors!!!
December 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 24-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 1.2 MILLION people in Denmark found NO LINK between aluminum in childhood vaccines and autism, asthma, OR chronic disorders.

Aluminum is an ADJUVANT.

It ENHANCES your immune response to a vaccine.

That’s it.
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Okay but for real this is so reassuring. I've broken down into tears because I keep getting AI book writing services marketed at me and it's so demoralizing to see a craft I spent 20 years honing reduced to slop.
But it's reassuring to know they Sloppists can't emulate my spirit.
If the writer’s eyes light up when asked, “why did the character do that?” then it’s real.
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Me sitting here trying very hard not to gush about Lazy Scales book 15 because I haven't even started book 13 yet lmao
If the writer’s eyes light up when asked, “why did the character do that?” then it’s real.
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Holy shit Toon 2E!?
A new edition of Toon: The Cartoon Roleplaying Game is coming to BackerKit! In this hilarious RPG, you'll become any human, creature, or inanimate object you can think of . . . or make up. Characters will fall down – but they'll never die. Sign up for project notifications today!

bit.ly/toon2ebk
December 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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How do you do fellow humans? I can't wait to spend 10-12 hours at a desk working on a computer, followed by a quick hunt at the supermarket for a delicious pre-slaughtered prey!

#dragonposting
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Greetings fellow humans. I would like to politely remind you not to sneak up on me. No it's not because I might send you flying with my tail if I turn around too fast, or because my instincts might make me bite you. I am a human, I don't do those things. I just startle easily.
#dragonposting
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Just wanna live in a nice cozy cave with a farm at a comfortable distance so that if a hunt goes bad I can always yoink an easy cow meal.
Like the dragon version of getting take-out instead of cooking.

#dragonposting
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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How do you do fellow humans. I can't wait to job today. Isn't jobbing amazing? It's so cool and fun how instead of hunting for food or basking in the sun, we get to slave away our daily hours by jobbing for some rich person! Humans love jobbing, right?
#dragonposting
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I am the sleepiest dragon rehhhh
December 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Lewiscore
#lazyscales
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I can see this rocky hill from my kitchen table. Y'all don't understand the draconic urge to fly up there and perch on the rocks.
This is my hill now, approach at your own peril! Be prepared for vicious rerring and maybe biting. Definitely some fire breathing and threat displays.
#dragonposting
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Santa Claws and his workshop full of kobolds, creating treasures for all the good little drakes and draka. So remember, hatchlings, be a good little dragon. Burn towns, eat cows, and defeat knights or else Santa Claws won't bring you treasures for your hoard on Roarsmas.

#dragonposting
December 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I'm sick of corporate mergers, I'm sick of wealthy billionaires, I'm sick of shareholders and marketing studies and ads in everything.
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I hate this timeline so much
Netflix confirms it will acquire Warner Bros., including its film and television studios, HBO Max and HBO, for about $82.7 billion, after separation of Discovery Global (which is expected to be completed in Q3 2026).

about.netflix.com/en/news/netf...
December 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I found a really affordable, good condition CRT TV that I really really want to get, but I have nowhere to put it.
December 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I'm gonna start cutting live service games out of my life. Or at least cutting way the fuck back on them. I'm sick of battlepasses and games competing to monopolize my already very limited time.
Instead I want to pivot to rebuilding my retro game collection more.
December 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I have been informed that there's a gnoll mascot at this year's MFF that looks suspiciously like my old gnoll sona
And yeah I kinda see it
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Y'all Scaler is way better than I remember. Like holy shit the QOL features this game has? The attention to detail? The combat is jank as hell but my god this game is VERY well put together.
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Incredibly me-coded image
This is lots of you, especially you pear shaped durgs and the like
December 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Awww...
they're so adorabl-

Hold on whats goin on !?
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM