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skate witch
@skatewitch.bsky.social
Aka taco dave
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everything went downhill when they stopped making those weird poptart commercials where the poptarts are little dudes
December 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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its not a bubble you idiot its an air pocket surrounded by an angelically beautiful glistening, translucent membrane and atom thick you imbecile
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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re: LLM answers at the top of search results — it's so funny that they put a little imp who lies to you at the gate to All Human Knowledge. Does Google think it's protecting the city of Thebes??
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
imagine being this easily goaded by what appears to be the ghost of a court vizier channeled through chatgpt
4. Now, newly leaked texts—published by a conservative source but confirmed as accurate from Gallego himself—suggest Gallego’s shift may not be a mere political calculation but a reflection of deeper, toxic beliefs that have become far too common in American politics.

You can see the texts here:
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
used to be that shitty athletes and writers would die or be mediocre and forlorn. now they just attack trans people
November 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Reading letters from the Princess Liselotte of Palantine, the German sister-in-law of Louis XIV, and it's wild because she had this super informal writing style that almost sounds like modern texts

Like at one point she goes "wish to god my son didn't love holding chunks of bread like a peasant"
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 AM
[screaming at aldis cashier] I DESERVE TO LIVE GOD DAMNIT
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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“I wear the chain I forged in life! I made it link by link, and yard by yard; I girded it on of my own free will, and of my own free will I wore it. Is its pattern strange to you?”
November 27, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Adobe photoshop version 26 but it's just a Gun
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 AM
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Nothing makes me happier than knowing my title might show young trans people that they don't have to choose between chess and transition.
—Yosha Iglesias

www.chess.com/news/view/yo...
Yosha Iglesias Triumphs In France, Makes History As Second Transgender National Champion
WIM Yosha Iglesias had already made chess history by becoming the first transgender WIM. Last weekend, the 37-year-old added another accomplishment by winning the French Women's Championship.
www.chess.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Have you tried Grok Unhinged Mode? *reaches for phone menacingly*
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Inside the Tomb in Caves of Qud the murals and walls depict the Sultans generated in that seed, and digging through the wall layers reveals the histories of older and older Sultanate eras.
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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I have been playing an absurd amount of hours in Caves of Qud so I wanted to draw and edit something again and this is basically the entire esper experience.

Good game 10/10
January 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
SCULLY: Sorry I'm late I was seeing my therapist

MULDER: What for?

SCULLY: The various traumas I've accumulated in this line of work

MULDER: So you did some regression hypnosis?

SCULLY: No

MULDER: Ah, they used magnetic field therapy then

SCULLY:...No

MULDER: Huh. Takes all kinds.
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
his wife is organizing a polycule, and they invited me and melania to join. We're all very excited
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
watch the fuck out, mods
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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Flaming Sword
'TV Animation X - Unmei no Sentaku'
PlayStation
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"yo Alexa what's my kill streak?"

ALEXA: Ending your life is a personal choice and I support it entirely, some common methods inclu
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 17, 2025 at 6:41 AM
wait...why DID Pikachu like ketchup so much
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Artorias the Abysswalker vs. Coughing Baby
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 AM