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skate witch
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there may not have been a better time in history to be a sicko than now
I wonder if there could be a reputation display relating to the npc you're talking to
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"Run you may. Judge you, I will not."
In a recent dropsite article on the mass acts of arson by the idf this also stood out to me
it is cool in the critical sense but also in a meta way, as the whole of scp being an egregorical manifestation of fiction writing. or some shit.
haven't read one in forever. Pretty good
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
israel has been bombing and killing so much in Lebanon you'd forget they entered a ceasefire a year ago. agreements with those psychos mean nothing
the best way to resolve a conflict is to not acknowledge any wrongdoing. many are saying this.
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Imagine, you are buzzing after the last sip of your third Kim Crawford sauvignon blanc. You just met a lovely retiree whose daughter-in-law is going to phone you about the condo in Hallandale. You walk up to my tent, I smile at you. I have Golgotha loaded up in Classic.
repeat after me: pixelated. fantasy. action. roguelike.

*pistol whipping you* coming soon to early access
and in an older part of the series on the videos that had more Korean comments people were like "ah, he takes the rice from the center of the pan, an uneducated victim of the nuclear family, one who only cares about living and eating well, with no care for others. A greedy hog"
in one video he took some steamed egg from the center of a pan and american comments were like, semi jokingly "what the fuck. You're sick"
stumbled on these videos of a Korean office worker who just uploads his lunch every day, which the company has like a buffet style of shit.
saying "I'm not president" and having your fans break out into applause
Video: Kaivan Shroff via X (@KaivanShroff)
I would simply just buy tens of thousands of tons of cocaine
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I think he either was shitfaced or was cowed by laura fucking loomer
they used her, like, formal getup but then dropped the cool ass yellow suspenders??
those shoulders could Not support a concussion gun
where's her blue half-poncho
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'Spyro: Year of the Dragon' was released on the PlayStation 25 years ago today in the US.
eldritch creatures should be wary of being too opaque and mysterious, otherwise people wont even be curious enough to go insane
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🚨Israeli forces carried out fresh strikes in Gaza on Thursday, killing at least 29 Palestinians, according to Wafa. Gaza City’s municipality said “the reality on the ground has not changed,” hours before the ceasefire is set to take effect.

➥ A massacre was reported in the Sabra neighborhood...