Skodacious
@skoda.bsky.social
Fox/Spottyskunk/Fisher ~ assaulted by a cicada 6/16/21 ~ gay :) ~ will NOT hold doors for the elderly ~ world piss championship 5th place 2025 ~ No. 1 worldwide ranking Rite Aid shoplifting speedrunner
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Making music at https://dioptase.bandcamp.com
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Making music at https://dioptase.bandcamp.com
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Skodacious
@skoda.bsky.social
· Jan 18
Burn The Short Fuse, by Dioptase
8 track album
dioptase.bandcamp.com
Pssst, hey. The album is up, go check it out >:3 dioptase.bandcamp.com/album/burn-t...
got my cock slapped clean off at Hardee’s
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
got my cock slapped clean off at Hardee’s
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if i had a nickel for every time a 2025 furry album starred a classical/jazz instrument in an unexpectedly bonkers genre fusion, i'd have two nickels, which isn't much but it's wild that it happened twice in one year.
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
if i had a nickel for every time a 2025 furry album starred a classical/jazz instrument in an unexpectedly bonkers genre fusion, i'd have two nickels, which isn't much but it's wild that it happened twice in one year.
the kind of shit people just tell me in the shop man
(Looking at the cactuses for sale) “are any of these hallucinogenic?”
(Orders a bundle of 6 roses for his anniversary) “Still probably not gonna get laid, but 9 years is a long time”
CHRIST MY DUDE
(Looking at the cactuses for sale) “are any of these hallucinogenic?”
(Orders a bundle of 6 roses for his anniversary) “Still probably not gonna get laid, but 9 years is a long time”
CHRIST MY DUDE
November 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
the kind of shit people just tell me in the shop man
(Looking at the cactuses for sale) “are any of these hallucinogenic?”
(Orders a bundle of 6 roses for his anniversary) “Still probably not gonna get laid, but 9 years is a long time”
CHRIST MY DUDE
(Looking at the cactuses for sale) “are any of these hallucinogenic?”
(Orders a bundle of 6 roses for his anniversary) “Still probably not gonna get laid, but 9 years is a long time”
CHRIST MY DUDE
was walking around Chinatown DC today and I found the NATO hexagoatse mural
they had to have known, right?... Right?
they had to have known, right?... Right?
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
was walking around Chinatown DC today and I found the NATO hexagoatse mural
they had to have known, right?... Right?
they had to have known, right?... Right?
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November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
guys… Scientology is so fucking back!
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
guys… Scientology is so fucking back!
I'm sure I'm gonna look back and laugh at this in a week but I decided to change my car's oil today. Done it a lot. Oil filter wouldn't come off, I don't have a filter wrench, used a c-clamp for 3 hours. Pulled several muscles and snapped the filter adapter bolt. Need to get it towed to a shop now
My life fucking sucks.
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I'm sure I'm gonna look back and laugh at this in a week but I decided to change my car's oil today. Done it a lot. Oil filter wouldn't come off, I don't have a filter wrench, used a c-clamp for 3 hours. Pulled several muscles and snapped the filter adapter bolt. Need to get it towed to a shop now
My life fucking sucks.
November 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My life fucking sucks.
the adverts surrounding the full episode of Seinfeld I'm trying to watch on some shady porn site:
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
the adverts surrounding the full episode of Seinfeld I'm trying to watch on some shady porn site:
(shaking your hand so aggressively it hurts your joints) dude, congrats on that ass!! I'm so fuckin proud of you
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
(shaking your hand so aggressively it hurts your joints) dude, congrats on that ass!! I'm so fuckin proud of you
The Novels of Balzac
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The Novels of Balzac
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I have been sick with 3 different headcolds over the course of less than a month and a half, this is just miserable. No idea what's wrong with my immune system, I'm not usually like this... :<
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I have been sick with 3 different headcolds over the course of less than a month and a half, this is just miserable. No idea what's wrong with my immune system, I'm not usually like this... :<
whatever you do, do not search “Mayor” on furaffinity and look at the forth most recent submission, worst mistake of my life
November 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
whatever you do, do not search “Mayor” on furaffinity and look at the forth most recent submission, worst mistake of my life
Acquired a smaller example of the Dr. R.C. Fowler’s Scientific Remedies bottle I stole the Dioptase logo from. Such an unusual looking piece of symbolism for a medicine company of that era! I find it funny that the mold maker decided to vertically compress the triangle to fit on the smaller one lol
November 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Acquired a smaller example of the Dr. R.C. Fowler’s Scientific Remedies bottle I stole the Dioptase logo from. Such an unusual looking piece of symbolism for a medicine company of that era! I find it funny that the mold maker decided to vertically compress the triangle to fit on the smaller one lol
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
I’ve been single for a decade. I used to be really ashamed of it, and felt like a failure and a loser for not being with someone, especially after being asked out so many times and never being able to say yes. I think now I’m finally starting to become content with the idea that it may never happen.
November 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I’ve been single for a decade. I used to be really ashamed of it, and felt like a failure and a loser for not being with someone, especially after being asked out so many times and never being able to say yes. I think now I’m finally starting to become content with the idea that it may never happen.
Inventing a new kind of sign language on the fly at McDonalds towards the very perplexed cashier. She doesn’t know this, but if I open my mouth the 40 or so marbles I’m keeping in there will spill all over the floor and I’m already embarrassed enough as it is.
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Inventing a new kind of sign language on the fly at McDonalds towards the very perplexed cashier. She doesn’t know this, but if I open my mouth the 40 or so marbles I’m keeping in there will spill all over the floor and I’m already embarrassed enough as it is.
this is what I look like when you call me on discord btw
October 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
this is what I look like when you call me on discord btw
my pov at the beach when my 3 year old son throws a handful of sand at my face
October 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
my pov at the beach when my 3 year old son throws a handful of sand at my face
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fursuit head stolen out of my car.
if anyone in the Baltimore City area happens to find it please let me know.
if anyone in the Baltimore City area happens to find it please let me know.
October 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
fursuit head stolen out of my car.
if anyone in the Baltimore City area happens to find it please let me know.
if anyone in the Baltimore City area happens to find it please let me know.
lmao the fact someone got this and donated it before taking the shrink wrap off tells a story
October 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
lmao the fact someone got this and donated it before taking the shrink wrap off tells a story
Me: (taking payment for something on the phone)
Client: … and the expiration… Longer than I’m gonna make it. August 2030”
Please don’t make me tear up at work like that 😭
Client: … and the expiration… Longer than I’m gonna make it. August 2030”
Please don’t make me tear up at work like that 😭
October 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Me: (taking payment for something on the phone)
Client: … and the expiration… Longer than I’m gonna make it. August 2030”
Please don’t make me tear up at work like that 😭
Client: … and the expiration… Longer than I’m gonna make it. August 2030”
Please don’t make me tear up at work like that 😭